What do you tell a girl

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Originally Posted by mcatdog

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Originally Posted by Ragnar4

Is our world any better for the Mona Lisa sitting in the Louvre? I'm thinking no.

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WTF

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Yeah. WTF?

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Originally Posted by Ragnar4

Art is such an odd thing to be considered a "societal contribution" I pose this quiestion: Is our world any better for the Mona Lisa sitting in the Louvre? I'm thinking no.

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I know what you are. You're a goddamn Communist!

back to the original question - WTF? Tell her anything you think will get you laid ldo

education = FAIL

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Originally Posted by flomo

all of us

just admit to bigred being right and we are wrong
now move along

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What if Iargue I'm wrong, will your head asplode?

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Originally Posted by bigred

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Originally Posted by flomo

all of us

just admit to bigred being right and we are wrong
now move along

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What if Iargue I'm wrong, will your head asplode?

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you are still right
no my head won't asplode. i'm married to a woman, so my head has become almost completely asplode-proof.

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

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Originally Posted by Ragnar4

Art is such an odd thing to be considered a "societal contribution" I pose this quiestion: Is our world any better for the Mona Lisa sitting in the Louvre? I'm thinking no.

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I know what you are. You're a goddamn Communist!

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Yep. Give me your money, you don't deserve it. =p

Honestly, come to NYC. The gold diggers will heart you.

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"Went out, thought to myself how this bitch studying something she will make 2500$ a month for could look down at me."

This is not the words of a wise man.

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

meanwhile the universe is 6 thousand years old and homo sapiens are also 6k years old

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and the good lord has declared this game of "poker" to be a sinful gambling activity, therefore anyone engaging in it will have their soul thrown into a firey hell for all eternity.

:x

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Originally Posted by Sir Pawnalot

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"Went out, thought to myself how this bitch studying something she will make 2500$ a month for could look down at me."

This is not the words of a wise man.

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My world evolves around money, pussy and health. I have no needs to be wise or try to be wise on any other topic.

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Originally Posted by Lukie

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

meanwhile the universe is 6 thousand years old and homo sapiens are also 6k years old

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and the good lord has declared this game of "poker" to be a sinful gambling activity, therefore anyone engaging in it will have their soul thrown into a firey hell for all eternity.

:x

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eric, bringing the A game!

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Originally Posted by bigred

But let's be honest, most poker players are degenerates. Where else could you find a site with more vile creatures than FTR?

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4chan
check and mate

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Originally Posted by iopq

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Originally Posted by bigred

But let's be honest, most poker players are degenerates. Where else could you find a site with more vile creatures than FTR?

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4chan
check and mate

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bingo.

i tell everyone im job hunting

What's a girl?

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Originally Posted by kingnat

Friend: "wut?"
Me: "um.. i play poker online.."
Friend (doubtful): "wut for like real money?"
Me: "yup"
Wife: "yeah.. he spends WAY too much time doing it.."
Friend (curious): "do you ever win?"
Me: "sometimes.."
Friend (thinking it's like when they play BJ): "so how much have you lost?"
Me: "um.. well, lifetime, I've deposited $120"...
Friend (curious): "so have u actually taken money out?"
Me (embarrassed by how much of a failure i am at poker): "well.. over a LOT of hours and ups and downs.. idk, something like 7000 total in withdrawls.. plus a TV and some other stuff"
Friend (fucking flabbergasted): "DOLLARS??.. holy christ!...
Friend (looking at my wife like she's insane): "My husband's favorite hobby is fishing... we just bought a new bass boat for $10 grand... wanna trade??"
Wife (now steaming mad, because this person also thinks she's nuts for being pissed about the time on a hobby that actually makes money; muttering under her breath): "..but he spends a lot of time on it..."

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This deserves more love. The first man not to marry a gold digger.

eh shes just mad that he ignores her while she yammers on about how her day went.

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Originally Posted by kingnat

. The convo usually goes:

Friend: "wut?"
Me: "um.. i play poker online.."
Friend (doubtful): "wut for like real money?"
Me: "yup"
Wife: "yeah.. he spends WAY too much time doing it.."
Friend (curious): "do you ever win?"
Me: "sometimes.."
Friend (thinking it's like when they play BJ): "so how much have you lost?"
Me: "um.. well, lifetime, I've deposited $120"...
Friend (curious): "so have u actually taken money out?"
Me (embarrassed by how much of a failure i am at poker): "well.. over a LOT of hours and ups and downs.. idk, something like 7000 total in withdrawls.. plus a TV and some other stuff"
Friend (fucking flabbergasted): "DOLLARS??.. holy christ!...
Friend (looking at my wife like she's insane): "My husband's favorite hobby is fishing... we just bought a new bass boat for $10 grand... wanna trade??"
Wife (now steaming mad, because this person also thinks she's nuts for being pissed about the time on a hobby that actually makes money; muttering under her breath): "..but he spends a lot of time on it. Really, I calculated it out and he makes $0.03 per hour. And I like fishing so it is a deal."

This conversation has happened so many times in a similar way that she doesn't even want to hear it come up at all anymore.

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