WTF??? BAN ! ! ! !Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
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WTF??? BAN ! ! ! !Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
i'm sure its been mentioned about a thousand times, but i JUST saw knocked up and 40 yo virgin this fall.
cried and peeeeeeed at the same time for both.
but no one can take working in a movie theater, assembling Dumb and Dumber, getting buzzed on suds, laughing my ass off with 6 friends while screening it, only to have the fat as hell manager sitting with us waiting for a calm spot to tell one of the kids to "get a mop. i peeeeed."
that was funnier than ANY movie....evar.
Funny, my wife laughs and pees at the same time, but that is because she shoved a kid through her vaginal canal and it destroyed her bladder muscle control..Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopper
(I know, a dick statement but I couldn't resist)
lol, way to ruin the miracle of child-birth for those of us still a few years off from raising our own demon-spawn.
Ok... to redeem myself slightly... I have no children of my own naturally, my wife had my daughter with her previous husband... and I would give just about anything to have my own demon spawn, but since that isn't happening, I adopted my daughter... Rilla never let some dickhead on the Internet taint your dream of a kid at all... make sure you get it.
I just want to have a kid because it will be awesome having little 'rillas running around this world.
That's actually kind of sad, dude. My heart goes out (seriously).Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty3038
See, this is where concubines were useful. We gotta get back to that.
Same with Don't Mess With the Zohan.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
Thanks, it is a little sad but not that bad, as I chose this path and knew full well my wife can't have any kids... plus I waited till 38 to get married... anyway how the hell did we get on this topic in a funny movie thread... damn...Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Another thread flamefest involving Thunder I see
could we all recognize and respect the genius awesomeness of thunder
thank you
As total proof that humor and taste varies among people, I totally hated all 4 of these movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
oh great...we have another rocco on our hands....Quote:
Originally Posted by Dueces88
I just caught sweeney todd on hbo last night. First time I saw it. Ofc its not the funniest of all time or anywhere close, but for what it was I thought it was pretty funny and an all around awesome movie.
oh and I dont think its been mentioned yet, but I laughed all the way through tropic thunder. I think you have to be pretty familiar with vietnam war movies to get all the jokes, my ex certainly didnt get it.
I was actually excited from the posters and such for Sweeney Todd to see it come out... 10 minutes in the fact that it was a musical turned me totally off of it. I just don't care for musicals. Graphically, it was beautiful, but I couldn't make it through it after 3 tries...Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
wow, really!? Thats sad man, musicals are awesome. I think they typically cater to a crowd that demands stories that suck balls, but on the rare occasion that its actually a quality story.. I mean think about the simpsons. Its pretty standard for them to bust into song and dance, and they are often some of the funniest episodes/scenes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty3038
On a sorta unrelated note, your response reminds me of the simpsons where bart and homer pick the movie rental and its a clint eastwood western "paint your wagon." I just googled it, and its actually a real movie, lol.