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My neighbor, the idiot.
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My neighbor, the idiot.
did you pay him in pesos?
i hate you guys, ty for the bump.
Your right again, i call you a nit and come out looking like a tool :) . You know, he just cut down the only big tree in his yard because he said the city was complaining that he needed to keep it off the power lines. He then told me he used the last of that money to pay someone to cut it down. dammmitQuote:
Originally Posted by ensign_lee
yeah, he didn't strike me as the kind of guy that had solid financial planning...Quote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
someone was talking about people winning the lottery a fwe days ago and i told the story of a friend of mine getting a sick bet on the superbowl
yeah its like winning the lotto, paying taxes on it, then the lotto check bouncing.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Easily one of the best bumps ever. Probably ought to be reported for digest.
hahahhaahaaQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
:lol:
so cruel, but he still has a hot gf
it was probably more like QQ<A6o. you guys are bad at poker equity analogies
Bumpaments of epicness.
perfect timing!
This same idiot, swat came and shut down my whole dam street and hauled his ass off to jail for bank robbery. 2 hr standoff and everything they ended up gassing him out lol.
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Ok poker analogy time
guess his rungoot ran out! LAWLZ
I bet his redline still looks pretty sick though
etc
Seriously though why was he robbin banks after winning the lottery? ran out of moneys I guess?
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Originally Posted by Penneywize
Thread title explains it.
"my neighbor is epic"
I'm more curious if he ever actually won the lottery in the first place.
Shouldve used arbitrage to make it 0 risk
Live n LearnQuote:
Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
you know you f***ed up when they send the swat team to your house, lol
holy shit!
haha, this was one of the first things I thought of when reading your homecoming post. Fucking epic.
HOOOOOLY SH(*@6 whwaaaat?
HAHAHAHA that's so epic I love it
jesus christ, lol
not the update i was expecting
honestly, to me, it was best thing ever. But get, little crzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sykedupp
So when are you going to sneak over to dig up his backyard for buried treasure?
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
He actually owned the fbi for a while. He told everyone to get into the bank vault, jacked all of their cell phones, and then locked them in and took off. Made a call from one saying he was in the vault with them. Took them several hrs before they realized he wasnt in there, and several more hours to find out where he was.
too bad he apparently settled on "at home"Quote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
This thread is quality!
But how idiotic for hor him to go home?!?!?!
"Yes!!!!! Escaped from the FBI! Suckers!!! Right, were to hide?? HOME!"
def one of the better commune threads I've read in a long time. Gun thread pretty cool too.
post moar!
i'm not sure what the success rate is for bank robberies. success being defined as getting away with it and getting caught.. never.
it has to be low.
Theres one bank heist that comes on one of the discovery channels every now and then that I love to hate watching. I love it because the plan and execution is almost perfect, but of course they get caught in the end and that always makes me upset. They disable the alarm bell by spraying aerosol insulation in the bell, then climb on the roof at the start of the weekend, cut a whole int he roof, get in the crawl space inbetween the ceiling of the vault and the roof, then use a drill, dynamite and sandbags to create a directed blast through the concrete ceiling. They cut through the exposed rebarb, and then spend the next day or two in the vault taking their time methodically sorting through the contents of safe boxes and whatnot.
It is higher than you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Large robberies I believe nearly always get caught, small ones, if you aren't greedy and only strike once in a large geographic area, aren't that hard to get away with... based upon the number of successes in our area.
Why can I reach the end of the thread without gettin horny with all those avatars and stuff. Fuck. Oh yeah, its easier to break into his house and steal the money before he loses it on stupid bets. Besides its not sooo much money. You buy a house and keep betting like that for how long? months?
I've seen quite a few banks go to the "no physical interaction with a bank employee" setup.
You talk to the teller (who's in a completely different room) through a small tv and mic and all transactions are handled through a drive-thru type tube system.
Seems pretty robbery proof.
Can something else unexpected happen please?
The neighbors...
the lottery-winning truck driving bank robber
the pedo down the street
and lets not forget trikflow who is pretty freaking epic himself. (arguably, in a better way :D)
seriously, this is a road straight out of hollywood.
This. I'd bet that he didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk