enlighten us

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Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ

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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan

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Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ

i like these:

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have...

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Who said this? I've been looking for the wording on this quote for 6 months.

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i actually saw it on one of those mushy email things awhile ago - no idea who originally said it though....

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This is also part of the lyrics of Sheryl Crow's song "Soak up the Sun"... First place that I heard of it back in the 90's

if there's grass on the field play ball

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Originally Posted by William Butler Yeats

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in the sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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Originally Posted by thepokervirgin

if there's grass on the field play ball

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That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

8 to 80 with a pulse

oldie but a goodie:

I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2

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Originally Posted by thepokervirgin

if there's grass on the field play ball

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That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

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Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2

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Originally Posted by thepokervirgin

if there's grass on the field play ball

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That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

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Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

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Old enough to crawl, old enough to assume the position.

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Originally Posted by kingnat

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

- Jimmy V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkFH6s <-- ESPY Speech

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All-time fav.

I don't know if money buys happiness, but one thing I do know for sure is that poverty does not buy happiness.

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Originally Posted by kmind

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Originally Posted by kingnat

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

- Jimmy V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkFH6s <-- ESPY Speech

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All-time fav.

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i love the part where hes like 'shit i got tumors all over my body, then in italian he says "go to hell"'

If you saw a perfectly edible cupcake sitting on top of a huge pile of horse shit.... would you eat the cupcake?

depends if i was hungry i guesssss

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Originally Posted by gabe

depends if i was high i guesssss

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A stiff dick hath no conscience

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Originally Posted by swiggidy

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2

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Originally Posted by thepokervirgin

if there's grass on the field play ball

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That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

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Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

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Old enough to crawl, old enough to assume the position.

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If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud.