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10-07-2007, 11:43 AM
givememyleg

this thread sucks
10-07-2007, 12:47 PM
jyms

Not up MY alley at all Chopper :lol: nice try though. I guess it's like me picking fat chick pics for a chubby chaser, I would have little idea what is apepealing.

I wouldn't have posted either of those pics. The first one is photo shopped, I'm pretty sure sinc I've never seen IT. And the second one just has no feminine quality's in the pic. I don't just grab the most muscular thing with breasts and put them up, or you would have seen some Nicole Bass shots by now. Hell if you want muscular chics I can post some.
10-07-2007, 12:47 PM
biondino

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

You guys who like fake tits aren't much better than the ones who like muscular men. ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY

you could argue that muscle is natural

Hahahahaha no seriously, what? Have you SEEN how much shit bodybuilders put into their body, legal or otherwise?
10-07-2007, 02:06 PM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

You guys who like fake tits aren't much better than the ones who like muscular men. ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY

you could argue that muscle is natural

Hahahahaha no seriously, what? Have you SEEN how much shit bodybuilders put into their body, legal or otherwise?

marian jones knows...
10-07-2007, 02:12 PM
a500lbgorilla

But also, a lot of protein.
10-07-2007, 02:23 PM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

But also, a lot of protein.

im sure most women know about this too :wink:
10-07-2007, 02:27 PM
a500lbgorilla

Are you suggesting that women consume semen as a source of protein after oral sex?
10-07-2007, 02:33 PM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Are you suggesting that women consume semen as a source of protein after oral sex?

was i THAT obvious!?!?!?!
10-07-2007, 02:42 PM
euphoricism

wait, they do what now?
10-07-2007, 02:44 PM
Jimmy Mac

I couldn't achieve or sustain with any of these birds.
10-07-2007, 02:49 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Are you suggesting that women consume semen as a source of protein after oral sex?

was i THAT obvious!?!?!?!

The winky face helped :)
10-07-2007, 04:56 PM
Chopper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

Not up MY alley at all Chopper :lol: nice try though. I guess it's like me picking fat chick pics for a chubby chaser, I would have little idea what is apepealing.

tru dat. thought i'd take a shot, though. ;)

here, back to what I like...

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07400/lasseter.jpg

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07400/lasseter2.jpg
10-07-2007, 04:58 PM
Chopper

and, btw, biondino. its real if i can touch them.

try supporting some "D-sized naturals." those things sag after the first kid.

i dont mind either one, personally, as long as its a handful.
10-08-2007, 03:27 AM
jdubs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8...ffchickng1.jpg

nice photoshop
10-10-2007, 03:52 AM
Jack Sawyer

Be polite now, say hi to Melisa

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07413/melissa_marie_09.jpg
10-10-2007, 04:11 AM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

Be polite now, say hi to Melisa

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07413/melissa_marie_09.jpg

hi!
10-10-2007, 08:56 AM
Chopper

yeah, im gonna have to do some work to compete with that one.

HOLY SMOKES!!
10-10-2007, 09:56 AM
biondino

One of the more convincing ladyboys, I'll admit, but some terrible evil person has inserted devices into his breasts, forcing them to swell unconvincingly and rigidify.
10-12-2007, 12:18 AM
Chopper

sorry boys,

i've been well taken care of lately. :cool:

but, shall i say, "BUMP." or was that BUMPS?

#1..
http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07415/carmen_garcia.jpg

#2...
http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07415/carmen_garcia2.jpg

#3...
http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07415/carmen_garcia3.jpg

hopefully, that gets us started up again.
10-12-2007, 01:14 AM
b-rabbit

yay!!
10-12-2007, 07:58 PM
EasyT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07400/lasseter.jpg

The most cross-eyed bewbs I have seen on a "pinup" pic.
10-12-2007, 11:22 PM
UG

Chopper that was SIX BUMPS in one post, yo

zing!
10-13-2007, 03:27 AM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Chopper that was SIX BUMPS in one post, yo

zing!

{x} UG delivers.
[x} thread delivers
10-13-2007, 04:35 AM
Jack Sawyer

I like orange

http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07416/01h2zq.jpg
10-13-2007, 07:56 AM
Kits

Are there any real tits left in the world?
10-13-2007, 02:09 PM
Chopper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Chopper that was SIX BUMPS in one post, yo

zing!

yeah, baby. the power of the multiples!!!

and jack, i am a HUGE crissy moran fan. i just wish we could post some of her best stuff....lol.
10-22-2007, 12:54 AM
Chopper

6 more bumps.

http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07431/amber_garrison.jpg

http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07431/amber_garrison2.jpg

http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07431/amber_garrison3.jpg
10-22-2007, 07:25 AM
biondino

Everything about that woman is repulsive.
10-22-2007, 08:17 AM
bode

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

Everything about that woman is repulsive.

repulsive? shes not the best looking chick in world, but i wouldnt kick her out of bed.
10-22-2007, 08:52 AM
biondino

She's got grotesque fake tits, but look at her face - that's THE BEST THEY COULD DO despite professional makeup, photographer etc. She is foul.
10-22-2007, 09:33 AM
Chopper

care to post something up to your "standards?"
10-23-2007, 12:20 AM
Irisheyes

chopper you heve some funked up taste in chicks.
10-23-2007, 02:02 AM
Chopper

whatever boys. and i thought i was picky.
10-23-2007, 08:25 AM
biondino

Man Chopper, that silicon-pumped tart looks like she'd need to be taught how to even chew the wasp she's clearly got in that tight thin-lipped mouth of hers.

I don't like inflated barbie dolls with bad skin, so sue me.
10-23-2007, 08:56 AM
Chopper

ok, my lawyer will be in touch ;)
10-23-2007, 10:54 AM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

Man Chopper, that silicon-pumped tart looks like she'd need to be taught how to even chew the wasp she's clearly got in that tight thin-lipped mouth of hers.

I don't like inflated barbie dolls with bad skin, so sue me.

Its good you don't like 'em, more girls for me! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10-23-2007, 03:27 PM
Chopper

here's one for you, biondino. she has full lips and what appear to be natural breasts.

you like? you can have this one, if you really, really like. ;)

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07432/body_...r_babes_34.jpg
10-23-2007, 03:55 PM
Jack Sawyer

ooooowwww my eyes!
10-23-2007, 04:17 PM
Chopper

mine, too. cant wait for biondino to see that one.
10-23-2007, 08:34 PM
biondino

Hahahahahaha! That's my sister you assbutt :)
10-23-2007, 09:26 PM
badgers

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

Hahahahahaha! That's my sister you assbutt :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
10-24-2007, 02:37 AM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

this thread sucks
10-31-2007, 12:33 PM
Jack Sawyer

A wallpaper for you

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07443/lindsey.jpg.xs.jpg
10-31-2007, 12:37 PM
Chopper

great stuff, but rejected by the wife.

(NSFH) "H" = Home.
10-31-2007, 02:48 PM
flomo

great thread
thanks guys

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...rs/busty11.jpg
10-31-2007, 03:40 PM
Miffed22001

jack, post links to the current avatar. kthx
10-31-2007, 09:49 PM
Chopper

flomo,

thanks for joining in the fun.

oh, and Zuzanna is one of my faves. too bad i cant show most of here stuff. :cry:
11-04-2007, 01:24 AM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

jack, post links to the current avatar. kthx

I can't find good ones. She's very elusive
11-04-2007, 10:20 PM
Chopper

hey, bud?

where are those new pics?
11-05-2007, 12:32 AM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

hey, bud?

where are those new pics?

patience, patience
11-05-2007, 12:33 AM
Chopper

i have none.

the people need nourishment.
11-05-2007, 12:44 AM
jyms

I have plenty. But nobody is asking me, lol.
11-07-2007, 11:13 AM
Chopper

i know you mean patience of which you have plenty, but where are your pics? thats what this thread was designed for. i dont care if they have muscles. i appreciate beauty. and, if i poke at you, its only out of fun.

that said here are a couple bumps for y'all.

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07453/Rebecca.jpg

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07453/Rebecca2.jpg

now, this one i post with a link to her thread. if you even joke about this...you are a completely insensitive dickhead. if this stuff cant inspire you, i contend your soul is dead. say what you want about the rest of the women we/i post, but dont dare say anything about this one.

http://www.extremefitness.com/forum/...ompetitor.html

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07453/babaraguerra.jpg
11-07-2007, 11:47 AM
spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

The fat girl that spoonitnow unwisely boned is 100000 times more attractive than that... thing. you are all crazy.
11-07-2007, 12:06 PM
biondino

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07453/Rebecca.jpg

God this girl is so airbrushed I thought I was going to have to go and ask the optician why my sight had gone so blurry. That said, she's definitely towards the top end of the quality on the thread (her hair (weave?) is terrible tho).
11-07-2007, 01:00 PM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07453/Rebecca.jpg

God this girl is so airbrushed I thought I was going to have to go and ask the optician why my sight had gone so blurry. That said, she's definitely towards the top end of the quality on the thread (her hair (weave?) is terrible tho).

That's my kriptonite, right there

I :h: curvy blondes
11-07-2007, 05:20 PM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07453/babaraguerra.jpg

um, woah
11-07-2007, 08:06 PM
IowaSkinsFan

Wow I decided to take another look in this thread again because post count is going up and i must say i regret it 100%
11-08-2007, 12:14 AM
Chopper

alright guys, i know shes not that attractive, but did any of you have the compassion to read her story? or, did you just look at her and cast her off like all the other superficial guys in this thread?

granted, i'm superficial, but when i find TRUE inspiration, i try and share the story.
11-08-2007, 02:53 PM
spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

alright guys, i know shes not that attractive, but did any of you have the compassion to read her story? or, did you just look at her and cast her off like all the other superficial guys in this thread?

granted, i'm superficial, but when i find TRUE inspiration, i try and share the story.

Casting her off doesn't make you superficial imo
11-08-2007, 03:15 PM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

alright guys, i know shes not that attractive, but did any of you have the compassion to read her story? or, did you just look at her and cast her off like all the other superficial guys in this thread?

granted, i'm superficial, but when i find TRUE inspiration, i try and share the story.

no i didnt read anything nor was i making fun of her, im in the same boat as you, i was just shocked to see the pic, as i assume everyone would be
11-08-2007, 04:25 PM
Chopper

thats why i posted it. but, you gotta admit she has enough courage to "bluff with air" when it comes to overcoming fears.

and, yes, casting her off DOES make you superficial. you know nothing about her. all you can go on is her looks, at this point...the very definition of superficial.

su·per·fi·cial Listen to the pronunciation of superficial
Pronunciation:
\ˌsü-pər-ˈfi-shəl\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Late Latin superficialis, from Latin superficies
Date:
15th century

1 a (1): of, relating to, or located near a surface (2): lying on, not penetrating below, or affecting only the surface <superficial wounds> bBritish of a unit of measure : square <superficial foot>2 a: concerned only with the obvious or apparent : shallow b: seen on the surface : external
11-08-2007, 06:11 PM
Warpe

^^^ Like this entire thread?
11-08-2007, 07:10 PM
Seasider

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

^^^ Like this entire thread?

Ha ha. There must be a higher chance her bikini falls off.
11-08-2007, 08:04 PM
Chopper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

^^^ Like this entire thread?

yes. i made no bones (get it? haha) about it being a superficial thread. just dont deny that we are being superficial. thats all.
11-08-2007, 09:03 PM
Deanglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seasider

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

^^^ Like this entire thread?

Ha ha. There must be a higher chance her bikini falls off.

Only good part of thread
11-08-2007, 11:00 PM
Chopper

page 3....back on track.

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07455/julieann.jpg

and

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07455/julieann2.jpg
11-12-2007, 06:54 PM
Xianti

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/p...uscle_lady.gif
11-12-2007, 07:12 PM
bigspenda73

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07455/julieann2.jpg

oh

my

god
11-13-2007, 11:53 AM
Mirage

SO, I go against the NSFW warning....needless to say I can't leave my office for another 45 minutes! :lol:

Furthermore, everyone outside my office is wondering WTF as I am ROFL!

Y'all are sick! FTR Rocks!

WOOD ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-13-2007, 12:12 PM
biondino

That girl with the open mouth and hand down her pants looks like she's just itching her cooch.
11-16-2007, 11:31 AM
flomo

NSFW

NSFT
T=tissues
hottie
NSFW
11-20-2007, 05:20 AM
Jack Sawyer

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07472/98723_pic2_122_328lo.jpg

Hey Bill, what do you think of her?

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07472/d_hit_it_clinton.jpg
11-20-2007, 09:08 AM
bode

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07455/julieann2.jpg

oh

my

god

my thoughts exactly
11-24-2007, 07:46 PM
Jack Sawyer

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07470/waxdltwxcolb.jpg

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