Dude don't make baller moves like this until you make at least 100k a year. Save your $ until then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
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Dude don't make baller moves like this until you make at least 100k a year. Save your $ until then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
i came close !
Close only counts in horseshoes and ______Quote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
Fill in the blank
and on pace to this year
hand grenades
frag grenades too, not the stick grenades though
i ordered a shot once with price tag of $200, but bartender seemed to like me so he cut it down to 125, so i tipped him 75 since thats what i was expecting to pay.
i was also 19 at the time and i woulg guess if i was black like most ppl this place serves i would not have gotten discount
balla
the game is right, andrew jackson looks high as fuck on the twenty
You just blew my mind. http://www.huge-entity.com/blogger3/...ing-head-3.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
wtf? what was it?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
ballin
gabe i owe you one of these:
http://p.vtourist.com/802840-Brown_A..._upon_Tyne.jpg
some special type of remy martin. it was above the "top shelf." they had to stand on a barstool to get it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelion
shit is good aint it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Pffft, newcastle is the beer hobos brown bag.
this thread is pretty cool !
I was entertained boost {wow, this shit is growing fast. I didn't see the 2nd page so this was in reference to the long story on the previous page}
gabe, the new title sucks
cant please everyone, but instead of "lukie's thread" we at least all know to refer to it as the "ballin thread"
seriously tho swig whats wrong with frisbee
ewwwwwwww.....twenties.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
are you referencing my thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
{nm, I should have checked it first. Answer is in my thread}
Testicle
that is all
Oh, and this video clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FijESBMAnuc
the shot gabe had was louis the XIII
the empty bottle is worth something crazy like 700$ cuz its elaborate cut crystal.
Random High Voltage Videos- I'm an Electrician so its cool
http://www.glumbert.com/media/highpower
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqRkE...dID%3D32598135
Voice over is top notch. Great voice, great lines like "Only three things I've ever been afraid of really. Electricty, heights and women."Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
"I could give a hoot and a hollar about flying inside a hellicopter. Put me on the outside, like a magic carpet ride."
"There's such a hunger for electricty that no one is willing to shut the lines down just to maintain them."
Cool stuff, well written.
congrats on the first 100 posts :D
this is the thread
quality stuff GGML.
lol @ Hot, Trashy, Man-on-Man Erotica though.
LOL i didn't even see that
likely story :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
haha, good stuff guys
anyone doing anything cool friday night?
i had some friends over my place for drinks and just hanging out. we drank killian's and yuengling. nothing out of the usual happened. feel free to share about ballin yourself.
I went to bed around 9pm, woke up around midnight to play 25NL because hopefully even I can beat drunk 25NL'rs.
Thats balla right there.
/or not.
find any drunkies?
No. The tables are rock ass tight. Its 3:30 AM on friday night and the average VPIP on my tables is about 14%. Fucking redonkulous.
just wanted so say happy bday to all these people for june before i sleep
Warpe (June 3)
DaNutsInYoEye (June 6)
Renton (June 16)
nutsinho (June 17)
ensign_lee (June 28)
Legendash (June 28)
Genitruc (June 29)
WildBobAA (June 30)
zook (June 30)
u mean hibernate?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
I ended up making about 9 buyins today between 10 and 25NL $$$.
But I lost about 3 at 50NL.
How many tables? and how many hours?Quote:
Originally Posted by euphoricism
im pretty sure im Ballin IN control. Is this bad?
i guess as long as youre ballin?? i dont know
im going to the driving range soon, because i want to get good at golf so that way i can hustle people
want lessons?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Just got my PGA Class A membership and I need some baller clients.
aww, thanks Gabe!
I woke up at midnight and 6 tabled 10NL for about an hour and 25NL for about two hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
The 50NL was during the day time, and i dunno i suck.
I was helping my mom with some yard work at her house, had to til the yard or whatever with one of those big machines that tears up all the grass. My brother came to help, but was going golfing, so his freinds came to meet htem and then the yleft. They had beer. I finished up and met them on the course. My brothers left handed so I used his freinds clubs for one hole. I parred it, first time ever playing golf. It was just a par 3, but I hit the green about 8 ft from the hole, then missed the put by about an inch to the right and it rolled passed less than half a foot. Almost got one under!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Next tiger woods?
lol repeataments
Beat: Gay uncle suprises family and shows up for grad party. Gets shitfaces. Begs me for weed. Is still shit faced. Tells my mother that I said I would get him some (lie, I pretended like I didn't even know what weed was being like "Yah, like purple means it's good like "purple haze.")
So my mom yells at me like off in the corner about weed and my drunk uncle stammers over and says, "Lemme tell you about your mother..." and proceeds to tell me that she was a HUGE pot head when she first met my dad. So I go to needle her for freaking out at me and she gets even more pissed at me for even concidering mentioning something like that at a party.
So... gay drunk uncles do not rock.
haha good stuff shane, hope its all gonna work out for you
i might be homeless tomorrow.
just remind her that you get awesome grades at an above average school and that your life is going to be just fine
lol thx gabe. now im a homeless nerd.
I was jk about the homeless thing anyway. My pothead mom'll probably forget about this come daybreak.
that is odd gay uncles are usually cool :wink:
I have 2 of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
thats pretty gay
I just got my ass wooped in beer pong... Up 2 cups to 6, down to the last cup, he makes all of his to rebuttal, then makes all of mine when he has 2 left.... i suck
just lost 100 straight on $1 pull tabs at the bowling alley, and lost both games to my friends.. damnit i mean you would think with buying 100+ tickets you'd hit some damn thing
i just lost $110 @ 25NL :(
oops...Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
WHATEVER TRIPOD
powerful. You're just juicing up your next ticket.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Some random spanish chicks grabbed me off the street and just brought me into this club last night. The bar tenders were all guys and only wearing towels around their wastes, and occasionally danced on the bar, but there was like a 2:1 ratio of girls to guys. Did i go to a gay bar, or is this just standard for europe?
ps. i didn't see any gay secks.
yah, standard in europe. All the dudes there are uggos so the only way they can score is if bars have 2:1 chicks to dudes.
this thread needs a little bit of Lukie interjected in it
holla
Ban pls.
big ups to carl carlson aka givememyleg, we were playing HU sng earlier and instead of stealing all my blinds when my internet went out he just sat out so the chip counts were the same when i came back
http://blogs.indiewire.com/reversesh...humbs%20Up.jpg
that's how i roll , i would never pull a lukie on you!
bmx, you seckzed the 3 hot spanish chicks amirite?
i'm working on it but no :(
plz explain, i would have done the same thing, and am likely one of the most ethical players to ever play the gameQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
NEW SUBJECT
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1995/heartspm0.jpg
hearts just broke and i won the jack of hearts. GONNA MAKE A RUN AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME MWAHAHHAHA I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ALIVEEEEEEE
Boom, headshot
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/3526/headshotpk1.gif
I miss paintballing... I have a 300$ gun, but cant afford to go. Lifes so crazy...
luuuuuuuuuuuukie, don't take it to heart... i was kidding because you said "BLIND HIM OUT" in the chat :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
sell the goddamn gun already?Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
theres always alot of cool stuff on wikipedia, this being no exception: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DB_Cooper
anyone know stuff about this?
feel free to post cool wikipedia links here