How do you tell a woman ... ...... ......?

Oh man, you did not say that.

I'm pretty sure he did.

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when she started rubbing her own booty, then I noticed her smelling her finger

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how the hell did i miss this before? excellent bump.

This skank sounds like the village bicycle

quality bump

I read the first three words to the original post, here is my response:

Mention her vagina stinks the moment you notice.






life is so simple man...

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6958/threadnn4.jpg

give her some dry heaves when your down there, then hand her a bar of soap

Sounds like multicockitus

http://www.dirtypartygifts.com/wp-co...es/RS10064.jpg

who bumped this?

wow, how did I miss the update...

lol this shit is funny. my ex girlfriend from a long time ago didnt have the most pleasant smelling pussy as well. i would finger her and i would have to keep my hand under a pillow so i wouldnt have to smell it. eventually i told her about this and she would shower bfore i would come over so it wasnt nearly as bad.. just my two cents worth. now if yer single and are looking for a random hook up i would just say leave it the fuck alone theres plenty other bitches out there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZPfBSD0TRA

:lol: :cry: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Warpe

"Can I smell your feet?"
"No!"
"Hmmm. Must be your pussy then."

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I lol'ed

I missed this one or wasn't around yet but I know that stink. My first wife had a friend that came over to the house and just took a piss. I thought something fucking died in the bathroom. The wife tells me later that her friend can't figure out why it smells so bad (smell was coming from the snatch and not the piss ) and her boyfriend won't have sex with her. I'm like ya? no shit? well tell her she isn't even allowed back in this house till she chases whatever the hell crawled up in her out of there. Like a week later she somehow figures out she left a tampon in there for like a month or something. She yanked that thing out and problem ended. I can't even imagine what the smell would have been like when that thing hit daylight considering it was stinking that bad all up inside her. Had to be like the bowels of hell. How in the hell do you forget you have a cotton sponge rammed up your snatch? Stupid stank bitch. I didn't let her back in the house even after it cleared up. Still surprised she didn't get that toxic shock thing. Would have served her right for stinking up my bathroom.

well...i have ran into that problem too...heres what you do...
go get a bottle of that fds stuff,(feminine deoerant spray) rember that stuff? anyhow leave it in yer shower,and have her take a shower w/you & yer wife and use that stuff on her. it might work,might not .depends how much garlick that hog had.....

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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

I missed this one or wasn't around yet but I know that stink. My first wife had a friend that came over to the house and just took a piss. I thought something fucking died in the bathroom. The wife tells me later that her friend can't figure out why it smells so bad (smell was coming from the snatch and not the piss ) and her boyfriend won't have sex with her. I'm like ya? no shit? well tell her she isn't even allowed back in this house till she chases whatever the hell crawled up in her out of there. Like a week later she somehow figures out she left a tampon in there for like a month or something. She yanked that thing out and problem ended. I can't even imagine what the smell would have been like when that thing hit daylight considering it was stinking that bad all up inside her. Had to be like the bowels of hell. How in the hell do you forget you have a cotton sponge rammed up your snatch? Stupid stank bitch. I didn't let her back in the house even after it cleared up. Still surprised she didn't get that toxic shock thing. Would have served her right for stinking up my bathroom.

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what

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Originally Posted by mrhappy333

Just an update, we were all together again late last night, when she started rubbing her own booty, then I noticed her smelling her finger, ( when a light bulb went off in my head that said heres your opportunity)
so I said, "yeah it doesnt smell to good, but it's still fuckable"
she said" what? it doesnt smell to good? but it's fuckable?" in a pissed off tone.
I just looked at her shrugged my shoulders and went to the bathroom to take a shower, when I got out she was gone. Havent talked to her today.
I think I'm all set with that shit anyway, time to find a new chick.

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oh my fucking god dude!!!!

did you really think she would stick around?? you gotta be a little more smoother man.







did she ask about me?

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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6958/threadnn4.jpg

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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

I missed this one or wasn't around yet but I know that stink. My first wife had a friend that came over to the house and just took a piss. I thought something fucking died in the bathroom. The wife tells me later that her friend can't figure out why it smells so bad (smell was coming from the snatch and not the piss ) and her boyfriend won't have sex with her. I'm like ya? no shit? well tell her she isn't even allowed back in this house till she chases whatever the hell crawled up in her out of there. Like a week later she somehow figures out she left a tampon in there for like a month or something. She yanked that thing out and problem ended. I can't even imagine what the smell would have been like when that thing hit daylight considering it was stinking that bad all up inside her. Had to be like the bowels of hell. How in the hell do you forget you have a cotton sponge rammed up your snatch? Stupid stank bitch. I didn't let her back in the house even after it cleared up. Still surprised she didn't get that toxic shock thing. Would have served her right for stinking up my bathroom.

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my word

BUMP b/c the other thread in the commune made me think of this one.

dont believe that story and dont believe the story that she had a tampon up there and didnt know it

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Originally Posted by EasyT

Big Red is tooo funny. This entire thread is hilarious.

But, as you folks have just introduced me to askmen.com, I had to peruse there a while. Funniest posts there I found:

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Me and my lover want to try new things, and I brought up the idea of using chloroform. Are there any dangers I need to worry about if I were to chloroform her?
Harold

Dear Harold............

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You want to try "new things" and THIS is what you came up with????? Don't get me wrong....I'm sure she'll loooooove it. Just don't tell her before hand to bump up the "surprise" factor. :roll:

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backdoor barbeque

I always wanted to experiment with putting liquids in my rear; is this unsafe or risky? The kinds of liquids I had in mind would be like lotion, baby oil or condiments like vinegar, barbeque sauce, ketchup, olive oil, or a tiny bit of Tabasco sauce (just to feel what its like). Do you have any comments on this?

Damien

Dear Damien,

Your anus is not a hamburger. Please do not slather the inside of it with condiments of any sort...........

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Dear BigRed.....er....Damien.......

PS. Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to have sex....for a whole slew of reasons. :P

EasyT

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Im in pain and tears.

terrible bump, this brings up painful memories.

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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker

well...i have ran into that problem too....

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:shock:

I just read through this whole thread again. and I lolled.

first time i read thread, and solution is very simple

either

be a man and tell her straight up, preferably like drew said

or

if youre a wuss and u dont wanna stop bangin the whore, go to microsoft word, type 'your vagina stinks', hit 'print', fold paper, anonymously put in her mailbox or in front door crack

Gimme three douches... Squash-squashey, squash-squashey, stop lettin' da vinegar seep out! Squash-squashey.

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

first time i read thread, and solution is very simple

either

be a man and tell her straight up, preferably like drew said

or

if youre a wuss and u dont wanna stop bangin the whore, go to microsoft word, type 'your vagina stinks', hit 'print', fold paper, anonymously put in her mailbox or in front door crack

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haha, thats awesome.

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/up...my-cleaner.jpg

I think I like this guy's approach the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8...rom=PL&index=1


wow... thought this was the post about what to tell a woman about your occupation when I posted this. But damn glad I went ahead and went through this whole thing.... good stuff.

OMFG I had forgotten how funny this thread was. Quality bump grandpa

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Originally Posted by lockpull

I think I like this guy's approach the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8...rom=PL&index=1

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"I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

nobody on this forum is allowed to like jon lajoie

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

nobody on this forum is allowed to like jon lajoie

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You, sir, are a Lajoieist!!!! :tsk:

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

nobody on this forum is allowed to like jon lajoie

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Replacing wufwugy with john lajoie at FTR would be +EV

replacing anybody with lajoie would be plus ev