Yo wat up peoplesa in de cool thread!!!! Dis is my firstedst frunk post in de FTR n;' yo I measured my Dick today yo its 10 inches long. So big up for my penis implemint!!!!!!!!
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Yo wat up peoplesa in de cool thread!!!! Dis is my firstedst frunk post in de FTR n;' yo I measured my Dick today yo its 10 inches long. So big up for my penis implemint!!!!!!!!
GOT EM!Quote:
Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
lmao this is classic. you guys know you all love me deep inside. =) *continues singing*
hahaha this is toooo funny. no joke. how bout we all meet up and go for drinks some time??
actually let me seranade you guys with another love song...from my heart... "i believe i can flyyyyy...i believe i can touch the skyyyyyy...think about it every night and dayyyyy...spread my wings and fly away....." continues singing from the heart.
...but i will always come back here cuz i love this place
although i am a little upset only a couple people have answered my initial question.
by the way guy please don't get upset. im just playing with you all.
im just an ass hole is all. i can't help it.
Bigboy you remind me of a poker player equivalent of the pro gamers in the purepwnage videos.
y ty murdoc.
ok excuse me fellas i got to go. but i will continue this when i come back. *hugz and kisses*
Its true he's a shark.
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/3...etgd6io.th.jpg
Hey I didn't here about this! No wonder his MTT Strategy is not posted anymore. Anyone can fill me in on what happened????Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
no
I am a holdem master!
bigboy we are still waiting for you to discuss advanced concepts that us beginners should not try to emulate, thanks.
Good Christ! I haven't laughed this much since I convinced a workmate he had a DSM-IV anti-social personality disorder!
On a more serious note, how long did it take you to be able to support your extreme college lifestyle playing poker? Back when I was a student I had to spend all my time either working or actually studying and didn't really have time to play poker, but that was back in the 90's. Maybe things have changed since then...
2nd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Off5th
He got banned for being a douche. And a prick. And that's an understatement.Quote:
Originally Posted by thnwkd
He also threatened legal action against FTR if it didn't take down all of his posts (and guides, I assume).
rippy posted some stuff, some people made jokes about rippy, rippy went apeshit and got kicked off the forumsQuote:
Originally Posted by thnwkd
rippy was a great poker mind tho...creative and unique...just a little too defensive.
wasn't a memeber when he was a memeber but i read his guide. it really helped my game.
i wish he would have allowed it to be left on this site. everyone would benefit from reading it...unique perspective on playing the game and many useful strategies.
doing pretty good right now playing 1/2 nl
bigboy5540 1 8 3 $559.52/$559.52 $0.00 $0.00
tigerkim 2 $78.00/$78.00 $0.00 $0.00
champkilgo 3 $336.50/$335.50 $1.00 $-1.00
High Road 4 $92.00/$90.00 $2.00 $-2.00
Rounder60 5 $253.11/$253.11 $0.00 $0.00
Gambol 6 $203.00/$203.00 $0.00 $0.00
stentmaster 7 $270.75/$259.75 $11.00 $-11.00
pkrpimp4 8 $185.00/$198.00 $11.00 $13.00
HK 9 $92.00/$92.00 $0.00 $0.00
This is what happens when fat people get skinny for the first time.
it's a very good game at bodog table: el saler. come play if you play bodog. many fish here.
i was never fat ron. played on my school basketball and volleyball teams when i was in high school. 5'11 170 pounds. please stop hating man.
just wish i played football when i was in school. everyone tells me how much fun it was.
i just realized it
bigboy IS ripptyde.
it has to be true
rofl my copter. :cut:
anyone ever play with ag uy named stent master? true calling station.
honestly renton lol. i may be an ass like ripptyde but do i respond to the hating like ripptyde?? cmon now.lol
i just *music playing in the background*"brush that dirt off my shoulder..."
STOP MAKING BARRAGES OF POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plz
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Originally Posted by bigboy5540
I think this proves it.
Welcome back Ripptyde rofl
SO r3-B/\nn3D !!1!!
lynch bigboy5540
He is clearly a Ripptyde. I ask the Angel to protect me as his Ripptyde buddies will almost certainly try to tear me apart in the night.
*sniff sniff* i smell pussy. *sniff sniff* i smell more haters.
I s just me or has the whole forum gone very lighthearted all of a sudden?
rippy's back!! this calls for a celebration.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irisheyes
hey guys since you are in a delusional state, just call me boss from now on.
Funny you should say that, he was playing the role of the short stack donk at my table last night. Didn't even last an orbit, which was a shame because he's fun to play with.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
Captain?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
Full moon was yesterday. Plus I figure bigboy was either drunk, stoned or both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irisheyes
everyone loves a short stack donk! $$$$$$$$$$$$$Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
well he might have had money management problems but his ideas were good. losers can have good ideas too. he just didn't know how to incorporate the ideas into playing winning poker. however, this is not to say that another player can not incorporate ripp's ideas into his or her game and become a better player. this is what i did.
it's a shame honestly that his posts couldn't be kept here. some of that advice was golden.
Yeah, 40ish deep, calls a raise with Q4 :club:Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Flop is something like T 7 4, with two spades. Bet, push, KQ :spade: calls. Turn is a spade. GG Rippy, way to think out of the box!
I am sorry, but when I am drunk and/or stoned, I typically find other things to do than to play on the computer. I work on a computer for a living. Computers====buzzkillQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
um guys i wasn't stoned/drunk. i am just an asshole trying to have some fun.
Get a dildo and some lube and you're good to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
yea fnord i never said he was a winner. but wouldn't you say there might be some times where you would actually need that move??? maybe in an sng against a tag who you know cont bets often with air?? its called balls baby. something all good players have. something that you might be lacking.
ix-nay on the ube-layQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
lmao hahaha good one bro. gotta give it to u
ok so how many more to get to flush?
ok got class. be back later my loves.
Move to commune? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
so you are just spamming posts to get your count up???Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
... ... ... ... ... thats a little sad.
wtf are yoo talking about dude. this is my thread and all my posts are in response to you guys. i don't care about my post count. just asking out of curiousity
every post should represent one main idea. Didn't you learn that in 6th grade grammar?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
You use 5+ consecutive posts to represent one response to someone else. That is highly unnecessary, and a tad annoying.
we didn't have a section about posting in forums in my 6th grade textbook. maybe it was outdated?
anyway ok im sorry dude if it annoys you but i'm new to this forum stuff. i'm too used to talking on AIM.
Your time is up.
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