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QFT. Especially about the squating/standing up peeing. Men can barely aim their piss facing the right direction and with a hose. Women are shooting backwards out of a gap and they have no concern over where it lands, just that their ass doesn't touch that seat.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
I can repent :(
how the hell do you know, are you a woman?Quote:
Originally Posted by KoRnholio
being an asshole is almost always -EV and usually representative of some suboptimal mental patterns.
lol no! These facts come up in pretty much every convo with women regarding public washrooms. Maybe I talk about bathrooms too much. But better bathrooms than feet. Feet are so nasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
canada sucks balls you athiest communist socialist tree-hugging pothead pussy sack of shitQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
i quite enjoy watching trees burn to the ground tyvm
What an asshole.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
jk
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Originally Posted by Monty3038
why would you be jk about that?
spoon IS a f'n asshole. Self-admitted one too.
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I absolutely hate being an asshole. I force myself to do it in spots where it probably doesn't really matter too much so that I become more used to it (and possibly better at it?) so that I can be an asshole when I need to or when it's strategically correct to do so.
Recently I'm rethinking this. Basically, I'm not sure if profit or advantage is sufficient motive to cause someone suffering. Thoughts?
If someone is waiting to pull out into traffic in their car, I always give space. But if they're being slow or not paying attention I cut them off. Fuck you passive bitches.
On the small chance that if I ever get serious about playing again, he might give me a hand again.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Spoon has never ever come across as an asshole to me. He's pretty strong in his convictions but I'm pretty sure beneath that frosty glare is a stuffed bunny rabbit waiting to get its pet on...and of course beneath that is a rapist.
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Originally Posted by d0zer
columbine, amirite?
Bold #1: I call bullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Bold $2: You're an asshole.
cool story bitchQuote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
it's like he's 3 different people. don't know how chelle puts up with itQuote:
Originally Posted by Illfavor
Change your avatar to something more gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Always treat people as ends in themselves never mere means to your own ends. I Kant believe you guys.
I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE
i don't. lemme reread:Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
o nou icQuote:
Originally Posted by Carroters
semper fi motherfuckerQuote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
I make up random lies without having any intention of personal gain from them
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Originally Posted by Imthenewfish
these are the most fun lies to tell.
It is bad karma and karma makes the world go round.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Genetically, I am unable to be an asshole as that is purely male privilege. I can be a bitch though.
When people drive right up behind me on the motorway and flash their lights because they want to sweep me into another lane I wait a bit, then a bit more, then I put my indicator on, then I check the mirror, then I check the indicator is on, then I start to move oh so slowly into the the other lane, halting now and then, before I finally get there. :)
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Originally Posted by Tasha
haha, I like this.. a lot less aggressive than the brake check, but altogether I think its lack of variance and prolonged lawls make it better.
Amazingly, once the lane is clear a lot of them seem to forget they are in a hurry and pull alongside so they can shout some abuse at you.
Naturally, I keep my eyes on the road like a good driver should and completely ignore them which only tilts them even more.
Can't wait til karma comes in and backhands you.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Being an asshole.....This causes me to ponder so many things in life. As a young man raised in a broken home (no father from infancy) moving multiple times and never willing to be a victim only because I was the new kid I learned to be an asshole. Growing up I never really gave it much thought all I knew was for some reason it made me feel better about myself or maybe I thought it made me look better to others? I was always accepted by the "Cool kids" and nobody ever fucked with me.
When I married my wife and started being a responsible person things changed. I started looking at people in a different way. I learned to respect others and except them even if they were different or "Odd." I no longer needed exceptance or was worried about being a victim etc.
Then I joined a profession that many would consider professional assholes and I excelled at it. Although I reserved the MAJOR asshole for those who truly deserved it. My moto was treat everybody with the amount of respect the would allow me to. By this I mean some people refuse to allow you to treat them with respect. And for them it was like "Game On Bitch" and I ALWAYS won that game. I have made many a grown man and woman cry. I have made their lives living hell atleast for the time they had to be with me. Most were totally aware by the end of their experience they had fucked up big time and should have chosen to take the other path!
But the overwhelming majority of the time I would treat people with more respect than they ever imagined was possible whether it was being interviewed, receiving a citation or even going to jail. I received numerous letters, cards, gifts even food baskets around the holidays (had to throw that out unfortionatly, couldn't take chances) from people I had contact with.
The reason I tell this story is because although it was fun to fuck with the dumbass's etc I took far more pride in the positive contacts. I've never regretted treating somebody with respect although I vow someday to find Scott Fleck and Shelby Bishop and other to apologize to their faces for the mean things I did to them as a young man. I truly regret knowing that I had something to do with people regretting having to go to school or what not because they knew some asshole like me was going to make their day a living hell.
I raised two sons and vowed my sons would not be assholes. They would be the ones who stood up for the weird kids when they were being picked on. They would be the ones who would find something kind to say to the kid who never heard a kind word directed at them. I raised two very good men and I am proud!
As far as those I was an asshole to as an officer.....FUCK THEM they were/are shit bags and that aint my problem. They grew up and made their decisions so be it!
Sorry for the rambling
Yeah, but it doesn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
This made me think of this----> YouTube - Stupid rednecksQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty3038
Wow have to say this is the stupidist thing ever! Anytime you're on two wheels and you fuck with somebody on 4 it's -EV for sure. Then you add your wife into the mix and it's just fucking retarded. Some people shouldn't ride motorcycles bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
If this offends you to fucking bad I'd rather offend you than read your obituary. I really hope this was a joke?
I know. It's money that makes the world go round and those that don't have enough of it have to make do with karma instead 'cos it's cheap and easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a012...17599dd970b-piQuote:
Originally Posted by Imthenewfish
Cool story bitch. While you're at it, get the flying spaghetti monster to rain down fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
Honestly it's not as dangerous as it sounds. The cagers aren't going anywhere, they're stuck in fucking traffic, ldo. It's also mainly used as to retaliation against they themselves being assholes who are literally trying to cut me off risking both mine and my wifes lives. It's legal to split lanes here so you can bet your ass I'm not gonna sit in LA traffic for an hour or two when I don't have to on my bike, air cooled v-twin and all.Quote:
Originally Posted by HarleyGuy13
Thanks for the concern but as long as we're offending eachother, I don't really take riding advice from wanna be outlaw bikers who think chrome is better than horsepower and use pictures of 1%ers as there avatars.
Pistolerro don't ride with the 666ers.
Haha, I got to be an asshole in the asshole thread.
In B4 superAhole or whatever.
can this thread please just be renamed to "bros, post your cool stories in here"
nsfw language, fucking hilarious YouTube - Boondocks: Riley's Fuck You Rant (Uncensored)
This thread is awesome and you got to love a little fucking crazy humor in poker... Bad Ass
yeah i'm cool like that
while i'm at it, fuck the metric system
Everyone look at spoon! He's so cool and edgy.
lol banned
it's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome :clap:.
I wanted to share this but it doesn't really fit because it wasn't me who did it, but while we were on the school bus in high school, some guy threw a full 20 oz drink at the back of our bus driver's head pretty hard and knocked the shit out of him and we ran off onto the side of the road and made a bit scene and all of this. No one got hurt but we were pretty lucky; if it had been a quarter mile or so before or after there's about a 30 foot drop on that side of the road so we probably would have flipped.
Except the bus driver and who cares about him?Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Umm it's actually Jay Dobyns an ATF agent who penetrated the HellsAngels. Jay Dobyns - Biography & C.V. But nice try anyhow!Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
Advice wasn't really coming from the "wanna be biker" side of me but more the guy who has scraped people off the pavement for many years.
It's all good.
I once took a dump in a pizza roll and handed it over to my best friend who took 2 bites before he noticed that ' there's something funny about it' , 'hey mate can u chechk the expiry date?' true story
Friendship is different in Belgium.
Does he still laugh about it today when you get together to talk about the old times?
Friendship is different in Belgium.
Does he still laugh about it today when you get together to talk about the old times?
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
wait..you call your mom "junk"?
OHHHHHHHH WORTH THE WAIT
It took tc two months to come up with that so imma let him have it.
bump
belief in karma makes it real. living as though karma exists has been fantastic for my quality of life. it motivates me to treat others well and discourages me from impulsive bad behaviors like lashing out at people. I don't care to correct someones behavior if I don't care about the person or have to deal with them more than sporadically. when I feel it's necessary I do it in the way I like to be corrected; with respect.
I am a strong follower of the Golden Rule so when I'm being the best version of myself I basically never fuck with people -- even on april fools. when I'm stressed or agitated I am capable of 'falling' into asshole behavior. it's just not in my nature. all the same I find most of those sorts of stories amusing.
I didn't have major issues with acceptance as a kid so that probably has something to do with why I find it easy to act the way I do