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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
He needs more sun.
He has the body of an underdeveloped junior high girl.
His hygiene.
... I must be getting warmer?
I have no clue, was wondering myself
so hurtful gala, so hurtful
it's a holter monitor
I hope everything is cool, Carl. My heart started skipping beats like crazy while I was in college and I had to put all of that stuff on. I went and got my results and the doctor said, "yeah, you're normal." And I was like, WTF, what about my heart skipping and/or racing sometimes? "Oh, that's just normal for you." Normal "for me" means my heart does weird shit, and it still does. Kind of scary, weird beats take my breath away sometimes when I'm trying to sleep or really calm....but whatever.
All I know is, I really fucking hope my heart doesn't just explode some day and I die.
That would suck.
I am so excited to share this news with you guys! You won't believe what I have discovered: An additional theory that will challenge Big Bang theory, Evolution theory, etc. on how we got here and how the world came to be. The theory I am talking about is from da digital report called "Rediscoveries of the centuries" (free at author's site {derp,com} ). The author is saying that we had a small, curious idea in perfect oneness (a place like heaven) where we forever are before we came here: “Into oneness came a curious idea that gave rise to universal scripts, and brought us to the world we see here” that lead to the creation of the universe!
IMHO, I personally believe his ebook will have drastic positive effect many parts of the globe, since no one can longer claim there are only 3 most subscribed to theories (Big bang, Evolution, Intelligent Design) to explain the existence of everything. But, what's more important is what do experts of this forum think about his many rediscoveries?
I find these theories and its author very challenged.
yeah, that would suck!Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
i've been having chest pains that have gotten worse in the past couple weeks, scary business. not sure if it's heart related, but they hooked me up to all of this, gave me an xray and an ultrasound to be sure. gg medical bills because my insurance isn't going to cover this.
theory of evolution starts after life is formed and is not a theory for how life originated.Quote:
Originally Posted by xrediscoveriesabc
your messiah's site doesn't even load, so gg.
http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/derp1.jpg
make sure you're supplementing between 6-10 mg of fish oils daily. its good for virtually everything, but especially heart issues. maybe look at psyllium too, im not sure. its purported to be important for the heart, i havent examined it much, but i take it because its great fiber for people who dont eat right
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
hocus pocus.
You might be thinking I was talking about something else because essential fats are far from hocus
i moved this thread here and plan to start updating. probably rarely about poquer but w/e.
one thing i've never been good at ever is forming good habits. i've never been able to stick to something day in and day out. my life is so chaotic, i go through weeks where i sleep from 10pm until 6am then weeks where i sleep from 10am until 6pm. my diet is horrible and my exercise is non existent. i'm rambling, if you read this thread get used to it.
but, i know i can change. it just takes, something. something like getting off my fucking ass and doing it. do you know how many times i thought about starting to exercise and working out? so retarded. it's like that saying, knowledge is nothing without action. or maybe that's not a saying but still, it's true.
but anyway, i want to start trying to form habits. i thought a good idea would be to start small. anything i start doing daily would help. so i will update this thread, every day, with at least a paragraph of randomness. most of the time it will be mindless clutter, maybe sometimes it will be neat, maybe rarely it will be filled with greatness.
so that concludes intro to habit forming 101. happy 11/11.
a paragraph a day from carl - this excites me!
i have a way with the ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
happy 11/12 yal. today is day 6 of me actually getting out of bed and running on the treadmill for at least 25 mins, so it's a habit i'm forming. this is good, really good. for the past 12 months i have been getting shit for exercise, and it's really starting to show. i weigh more than i ever have, and just generally feel weak/lazy/sick/etc. the goal is to run 6-7 days per week in the morning and eventually start throwing in weight lifting. but i don't want to overload or get too ahead of myself, one habit at a time.
in just 6 days i've already improved my distance:
11/7 - 1.57 mi , 25:46 - d/m = 0.060931
11/12 - 1.84 mi , 25:30 - d/m = 0.072157
but i don't want to congratulate myself yet, i'm just a total stats geek. i won't post about stats again until day 30.
i heard an interesting quote about habits once. 80% or something of people put their right leg in first when putting on pants. it's a habit. if you notice this and intervene and instead put your left leg in first, within 30 days or so, the habit will change and you will be a left firster unconsciously. never tried it, just sounded neat.
well, happy friday! lol live poker tn at a local indian casino, send me rungood.
happy saturday. no one sentme run good, thanks guys. i ran lolbad and ended up dropping $237 (1-2nl). i've been going to the local casino for about 4-5 months or so, but it's only open friday and saturday and i usually can only go 2-3 times per month. it's also a 45 minute drive one way so not the friendliest commute, especially now that winter is settling in and the snow is starting to falllll. here is my graph overall since i started keeping track
hands and bb/100 are just estimates ldo. my live game could definitely use a lot of work, my results are nothing staggering, there are many times where i sense that i could take a pot away or something but then chicken out or talk myself out of it. no one knows how to play the turn or river so that is what i should be trying to exploit more often.
the game is basically funded by one guy who they call chuckles because he has an awesome belly laugh after every single hand. real cool guy and fun to play with, but just no good at the poker and is the big donator. other than him there it's usually the same 4-5 super nits and 1-2 semi taggs and the occasional drunken lagtard.
anyway, the 2 big hands i lost were against the donator. i have time and feel like whining so
straddle is on, $200 eff stacks, i'm utg with A:heart:A:diamond: and make it $14 and 3 callers, including the donator in sb. flop is 6:heart:7:club:9:heart: and i bet like $40 or something and donator calls all else fold. turn is a sick T:heart: and donator fires $40. i call and pray for heart but it bricks and he bets $40 and i fold.
about an hour later i'm utg again with A:heart:A:diamond:. i didn't notice the straddle and only made it $10. 6 callers or something, including donator once again. flop 5:spade:7:club:9:spade: or something and donator (~$150 stack) leads for $10, i make it $50, he calls. turn 3:spade: donator shoves for ~$100, i cry and call and his K:spade:7:diamond: binks a :spade: on the river.
so that's my update for today. we're supposed to get like a million inches of snow this weekend and my snowblower is busted so i will probably have a nice shovel workout soon.
i need to think of a catchy tagline to end my posts. bye.
Didn't your snow just melt?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Just use thisQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
ya it did, but it's still snowing now and we have a few inches on the ground. i'm still fearing this winter without a snow blower, it will require a lot of shoveling. i don't know what the avg snowfall is in ohio (you live there, right?) but it really sucks here without a snowblower.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
hi, it's sunday night. kind of late to update, i know. tomorrow i'm getting up at 5am to go deer hunting all day. hoping to kill an animal and get it over with since next week will be pretty busy.
i don't really have anything important to say and i'm kind of tired. had a home game tn and won, was pretty fun, we haven't played in a while. hopefully we will start playing every sunday again, i miss the home games.
anyway.... bye.
this works!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
i'm tired. oh so tired. sleep would be magical. but i can not partake because ftr biznaz needs to be ran and run i shall. i'll make myself a pot of coffee, put on my snuggie, turn on pandora and plug away through the niiiiiight.
i don't really have anything to say and i'm tired so bye.
In the NE, there is snow from Dec-Jan, but usually the 6"-12" accumulated variety with one or two heavy days. In cbus we get one heavy snow a year, but no accumulation.
The possibility of one or two kills being enough meat for the year is awesome, but I could never do the gutting/draining process. Still, respect and good luck hunting.
I'm so bad with alarm clocks. I ALWAYS hit snooze at least 3 times when I have to get up. I've read articles on how to get up with alarms and such and it recommends getting up within 5 seconds of the alarm going off. Sounds great in theory. It's always the same thing though, alarm goes off, I think okay get up, get up, geeettt upp... fuck it I'll hit snooze. There have been times when I hit snooze for like 2 hours.
But the thing is, when I actually do get out of bed, go to the bathroom, brush teeth, etc, I feel awake. I just need to actually get up. Getting up and out of bed is the problem. Anyone have any tricks to this? I'm probably just being lazy idk.
My dad got a 10 pointer and 6 pointer yesterday, I saw only doe. Yeah, it is a pretty sick process of gutting and all that jazz. Not to mention how long it takes before you actually see a deer to kill. And my dad is cuts up all his own meat and stuff... I'm not really into the whole hunting thing too much tbh but my dad is hardcore so I go. Plus venison tastes incredible.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Bye.
ugh I have this EXACT problem. I have snoozed for 2 hours multiple times in recent memory. I love snoozing, it feels soooooooo good!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
This is making me sad because a few days ago I decided to change my ways and start getting up at the sound of my alarm. It worked for 3 days. Then yesterday I went back to bed after getting up. Then today I snoozed for 40 min. Sigh.
The problem with us is that we're usually not forced to get up for anything (work, school) so we just stay in bed cuz it feels good. For me it's a matter of discipline. I have to will myself to stay up once I turn off my alarm (my alarm is across the room but this usually doesn't matter). It takes an amazing amount of discipline for me to not go back to bed, it SUCKS!!!
Looks like you just need to make this another habit. A few months ago I tried to make it a habit after reading an article about waking up at the same time every day. That lasted like 10 days and that's the longest I've ever gone without having work/school to wake up for :( If I could make it 30 days in a row maybe I'd have a chance to make it stick, but 30 days feels like FOREVER!
:(:(
I put cellphone with alarm on on the other side of the room (which happens to be near the lightswitch). Alarm starts going off and I have to get up to turn it off, and then I flick the light on at the same time and then before my brain gets into gear I try to get my things and hop in the shower, then wake up there.
You linked to an article by some guy about always getting up at the same time a while back, gmml, he had another article on training yourself to get up to your alarm, so you could check that out. I think his method sounded fairly retarded, but in a way that could well work you'd just feel dumb doing it and kristen would prolly post mocking statuses on fb.
If Carl is anything like me (and it sounds like he is in this case), alarm on the other side of the room does not help at all. We just turn it off and go back to the bed. Also, light helps only slightly. I can snooze through light very easily.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
If we can make it to the shower, then yeah we will wake up. But it's far easier to go back to the bed than to go into the shower :( This is our problem in the first place!!
haha +1. i've done the alarm across the room many times. i just get up, turn it off, and go back to bed. now maybe if the alarm was in the bathroom!Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
ya a big problem is not 'having' to get up really. i won't be late for work so that's not an issue. let's face it, we're just lazy! and yeah... 30 days sounds sooooooo long.
mark, i know exactly the article you're talking about. something about training your subconscious to get up with your alarm goes off.. seemed kind of weird to me but never put it into practice. something like - set your alarm and pretend you are waking up for the day. get up, turn your alarm off and walk to the bathroom or whatever you do first. and do this for a few times each day to train yourself to automatically get up when it goes off in the morning. doesn't factor in my 'fuck this i wanna sleep' attitude in pretend land though.
maybe we need a more elaborate set up. Like first alarm goes off and then while we're turning it off, some obnoxious alarm outside the bedroom goes off so we have to go turn that off. And while we're doing that another alarm goes off across the house so we have to turn that off... and then we're too awake to go back to bed!
lol thanks for the link...I'm seriously considering buying that
maybe your significant others need to step up their game, more like.
ya I've seen that clock before but I think it'll just be the same as putting my alarm across the room kind of thing. But idk, maybe it would help.
today I woke up at 1030 but didn't getout of bed until 1230... Waste of 2 hours that I could have used to get stuff accomplished. Now I'm sitting in a deer blind thinking about all the stuff I have to do when I get home. I need to manage my time better!
it's so much better running in the morning and getting it over with rather than waiting until the evening. I hate waking up an hour after my alarm goes off and think 'hmm if I wasn't lazy I'd already have exercised and showered by now'.
so enough complaining, tm I'm going to make an effort to get up at a decent time and herels the big one.... get up 5 seconds after my alarm giwes off. This will be tough. Bye.
I am also addicted to snoozing, alarm clock is about 8 steps from the bed. Do you guys have dreams that continue between snoozes? Sometimes they are half the reason I sleep in so I can find out what happens.
I didn't snooze today, but I stayed in bed for over an hour after my alarm went off looking at facebook and playing fruit ninja :'(
haha that's awesome. I usually can't go back, especially if it's a good dream and I wanna go back really badly. Although sometimes throughout the night I'll have weird dreams and I'll remember what happened in my earlier dreams when I'm in the later dreams (like I dream about dreams... weird?)Quote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
ever since I watched inception this has been consistent with me :/Quote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
yes, definitely. this is a huge reason for me too. i also find it much easier to become lucid in my dreams after i've been sleeping for 4+ hours and wake up.Quote:
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reminds me of one of the coolest dream state experiences i've had. i had woken up after sleeping for like 6 hours or something and was still tired as shit. so i turned off my alarm as opposed to snooze, because well, fuck it ya know. anyway, while i was drifting off i tried really hard to stay consciously aware. like thinking to myself "i'm falling asleep" and focusing on the light show (i always see this weird firework type lights when i'm falling asleep). then something weird happened. the lights started turning into swirling colors and it felt like i was being ripped out of my body and sucked through a worm hole with an orgasm of colors. i literally felt the woooooooooosh like i was on a roller coaster.
then the colors started to blend, and form shapes, like a bad picaso painting. the whole time i was just watching it all happen, knowing that i was really in bed falling asleep. the colors started to form more defined shapes, and kind of like puzzle pieces but not really, were being put together. once it was complete i was in my dream and fully lucid/aware. i did a keanu reeves 'woah' then ran around and did dream stuff.
i read about it before in a book, exploring the world of lucid dreams, and it's called a wild - wake induced lucid dream and apparently you can train yourself to do this. i did it a few times after as welll but nothing was as cool as that time. has anyone elsedone this or had a really lucid dream? so cool.
anyway, about today, i set my alarm for 9am and holy fucking shit i got out ofbed 5 seconds after it went off. it was the hardest thing i've done in my life (rough life). i got up, brushed my teeth, then went back into the bedroom to get my laptop. instead, i went back under the covers and slept until 10. :doh: so, i got up right away, but still failed.
bye.
LOL irlQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Although I did this the other day too so I can't hate :(
in a car driving downstate. 3 hours left. Back hurts n legs are cramped. I wish I had some starbursts right now, why in gods name did I not get any at the store before we left. Sigh. Skittles would be good too. Anything fruity and full of sugar.
I eat too much junk food. I'm startin to get exercise daily and feelin better overall but I also have to cleanup my diet. I've already eliminated soda for the rest of the year, next should be chocolate..... And starbursts.
what's good with rum? I usually just do rum n coke, but coke ihas been eliminated.
anywho, gonna try n snooze in the car. Bye.
sprite, cream, pineapple juice, pink lemonade. serial
If you find out how to wake up, please let me know. I've skipped school so much this semester due to wanting to stay in bed.
sounds good, but sprite is a soda.Quote:
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pretty much the reason i dropped out of college! oh and world of warcraft.Quote:
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happy saturday. chilling in a hotel room right now, just got done running. it's crazy how much the environment of the workout room had an effect on my performance. at home, i run on a 20 year old tredmill in my basement and the ceiling is right above my head.. and i stare at a blank wall. by d/m was way higher in the workout room here. maybe i'll get a gym membership.
going to cracker barrel for dinner, never been to it or even heard of it but everyone else is excited.
bye!
meh, cracker barrel was a 4/10 at best. I'm not a food snob but after moving out and cooking my own food I reaized how bad most peiple are at cooking, including most restaurants and parents/relatives.
happy sunday. It's my birthday on friday, think were gonna get a hotel room for the night, drink some bears, roll some jays, and possibly indulge in some psilocybin, then hit the bars. Should be a good night!
right now just started thr 6 hour car ride home, then home game tn. Until nezt time, bye!
also, captain + oj is amazing, way better than captain n coke. Who woulda thunk.
didn't roll outta bed until 3pm today. oops. the sleep/relaxation felt soooo good but now it looks like it will be a late night tn. going to parents to have a venison/antelope roast, should be interesting as i've never had antelope. last night i had a dream that i stole hulk hogans iphone, and he was super pissed. he kept calling me up and asking if i knew anything about it, but i said i didn't. i was creeping through his iphone photos and there was a bunch of photos of him doing bdsm with a skinny chick with massively fake tits. i guess he didn't want them to leak.
but in order for me to look at his pics i had to climb a mountain behind 2 houses and the trail was trecherous. at the top there were a bunch of goats all tied up trying to eat the iphone, which made it even harder. eventually hulk found out that i did in fact have his iphone, but he was cool with it and said i could keep it for another day if i wanted. nice guy.
today and tomorrow will be filled with a lot of working since wed, thurs, fri, sat will be filled with family, food, partying, and recovering. have a good day, yal. bye.
that's a crazy dream :S
this is my fucking update today.
bye.
You are too awesome.
it's still today i guess.
bye.
i ate 3 thanksgiving meals yesterday and today feel like i'm gonna burst. i'm so sick of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, etc, but have a ton of leftovers in the fridge, so had it for breakfast. not sure if i'm gonna get out of bed until after 5 today. it's warm n comfy, and it's my birfday so i can lay around all day if i want to, right?
not sure exactly what is up tn except i'll probably be having some bears and hanging out with good people. adios!
Happy birthday Carl!!!!!! :)
Do you play much online poker? Or mainly live?
sup ls. i only play live a few times per month, so i would only really call it a hobby. i also only have a few hundred dollars online, so i rarely have been playing anything.
it's 7pm right now. i plan to be blackout drunk by 9pm. READY GO.
5 shots down. that's ~1 every 6 minutes. i'm behind pace, need to pick this shit up.
o.OQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
sup bicycles
way behind pace now....
out of bed at 4pm today. was a "bit" hungover. didn't do much today, just lounged around, played the weekly home game, and decided to wait until Monday to do everything. sounds like a good idea now, but i won't like monday. bye!
sweeeeet doesn't even matter that I was a bit late then.
it's monday. nuff said.
bye.
flip?
sup kmizzle. nah the roll can't handle any degen flips right now. but i'll holla at you when i'm on tilt.
omg no december updates yet :( gmml what happened to you???
so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
i've been dead. i think i would have a much easier time updating if my life wasn't so boring. seems kind of pointless updating here when i haven't left my house, and sometimes, haven't even left my bed all day.
an interesting thing did happen to me today though. yesterday i drank 2 Tilt's, they're energy drinks + alcohol, some nasty blue liquid that got me really drunk after 1 and obliterated after 2. so today i go to do my business on the toilet, wipe (while sitting down ldo, f all you standers), and notice the tp is covered in green. wtf?! i get up and look at my work, and i made the most beautiful, artistic green-glowing shit you have ever seen. my shit was bright green. both times today. can't say iv'e ever done that before.
best was i went to flush, it clogged up, and the water looked like a green smoothie. mmmmm. those tilt's can't be healthy.
bye.
I approve of this post
pics or gtfoQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
here you go, merry christmas.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
http://www.givememyleg.com/misc/wtfgreenshit.jpg
happy friday yal!
Mr. Hanky!
i fucking love food. kind of baked right now. noming on some pizza and pasta. i will eat all the fucking pasta in the world. but probably not all the pizza, i would expect there to be more pizza than pasta in the world, so if i had to bet, i would bet on pizza. but i'm bad at this sort of thing, i lost a ton in vegas setting lines. fucki can't believe i missed 2010 ftr vegas because of a god damned ear infection. it sounds like the worst excuse ever. it really does. but my doc said my ear could explode if i got on a plane. i guess i made the more intelligent decision, but it left a scar, maybe not as bad of a scar as an exploding ear, but a scar nonetheless. i'm tired.
bye.
it's ok, vegas 2011 is gonna be epic because COURTIEBEE WILL BE THERE
gotta be more pasta
probably as likely as galapogos, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
HOW INSULTING :(
i know, right? it's like he's from canada.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
ya, you're probably right. in fact, if there is ever an over/under bet or i set a line, it's usually better to take the exact opposite of me. i such a fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
it's monday, and i woke up at 5am. it's weird because the past 2 days i slept until 5pm. sometimes i just wakeup wide awake at like 5-6am, maybe it's my body's way of telling me "stop doing this stupid shit and sleep normal." anyway, i feel good and plan to stay up until tonight.
my pc died over a month ago now and i've just let it sit here collecting dust... maybe i'll try and fix that today. i also need to get my car fixed, it might just need a jump... but i can't get the hood open. will attempt to get it open again today.
bye.
"Technology = society's gas pedal. Government = brake pedal. Religion = flat tire."
just thought it was a good quote!
Ya, there's no Chinese pizza.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
damn azns.
come on carl what happened to your updates? this is supposed to be the new carl with good habits!
"this is the new carl? same as the old carl." - norman chad
"did you hear I get married and divorced a lot" - norman chad
holy shit we got like 3 feet of snow so far this weekend and it keeps coming. winter storm warning suggests another 10+ inches by monday morning. snowblower went busto too, so gotta do it the old fashioned way. i guess this will count as my workout for today.
PZ
Local forecast, Current conditions: Light snow/Windy, 15ºF, Feels like -5ºF. Wind From NNE at 30mph gusting to 44mph
Yep, it's winter. Some of the snow drifts by my house are up to my neck. This shall be fun.
awesome - keep on dreaming dude!~Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
hope yal had a good christmas. mine went like this - woke up at 8am, baked cookies cuz i'm cool like that, went to christmas lunch w wifes fam, came home and napped until 6pm. then around 7 we had to leave to go pick up the brother-in-law/wife from the airport in green bay, which is like 3.5 hours away. why they didn't fly closer, i don't know. well, about an hour from our house i start to get incredibly painful stomach cramps. we're 20 miles from civilization and that's when it hits me - i'm not going to make it. so i had 2 choices, in my pants in the car, or on the side of the highway. i scream to the wife, she pulls over, i run out of the car into the ditch. snow is up to my knees. i get behind a tree and do my thang. ass is freezing, feet are wet, ass explosion commences, but soon stomach relieved. thank god we had toilet paper in the car.
i get back in the car and about 10 minutes later i realize this wasn't a one time thing. she speeds to town, and i run into a hotel, and again, do my business. i decide to get a hotel room for the night because there was no way i would make it in a car for 6+ hours. so i spent then next 4 hours in a hotel room, on the toilet with the worst stomach pains of my life. was a christmas full of many wipes and flushes. just thankful i could see the tv from the john! some kind of food poisoning, and i think it's probably from the cookie dough i ate while baking cookies. :doh:
i thought i would share this because well, sometimes you just have to laugh at these things rather than be ashamed. amirite?
merry christmas!
you are a God
merry xmas shizzle - and, yes, you can't be embarrassed. Just noticed, btw, thanks to your post that "bare ass" is almost all the letters in "embarrassed," which is probably apropos.
oh hai. i won a main event seat yesterday - Jamie Gold Powers Activated (To Win a WSOP ME Seat) « Poker Blogs
don't worry, i summed it up in one sentence. that's all you really need to read.
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Originally Posted by kmind
lol niceQuote:
TL;DR: Played bad, binked a 2 outer, doubled up to chip lead, ran over final table, almost donked it away, sucked out, picked up aces, won seat. Ez game.