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Haha I've typed something on the computer almost every single night since drinking and you are right. Last night was the drunkest I got by far and definitely the only time I had a lot of typos. I remember getting on FTR (don't remember any of my posts) because my friends finally left my room and I wanted to see what the internet was like. Me like.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I have your shot picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
Not drunk, but I was a lot drunk since Wed so I feel it's ok.
My root canal didn't hurt at all. It was just really long and boring. I recommend getting knocked out.
i'm super twisted right now. it has taken me 4 minutes to make this post amke somewhat sense.
lol at twisted
fml
fags
my wife is pissed because I am drunk
fuck her
goddammit just let me live for once!
p.s. she's mad too because we're supposed to go on an 8-mile run tomorrow morning, THAT SHIT AINT HAPPINENGY, because we're gay fags and we're running a half-marathon in three weeks. fuck that, I will let my pure athleticism take over and jog that bitch in about 2:20.
life really sucks because she owns me, and she's hot, but that's awesome and not the point
the rest of my alcohol is in our mother fucking garage
we have an alarm system so I'd have to disarm it, she'd know, fuck
hjahaha i'm drunk but i'm not owned by nobodys. this girl tried to get me to be lame like UG but i was all like naw bitch i'm leaving. gotta drinks more
WARNING: UG may cause awesomeness.
i r teh drunk and i typed up some hudge post bout my problems but deleted it cuz posting about teh problems r teh gay omg no wai
hope u like teh spellcheck
why did nobody like my jon lajoie thread that guy is teh shit yo
fuck u up ur stupid asses imo checkbox confirmed plus one like duh obviously robusto freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm
say whaaaaaaaat?
power 'our 'll get da' job done. And if you get in its way, it'll knock ya a'round!
Quality Braveheart randomness.
so i'm drunk and i posted a stupid poll earlier today about fake real shit like loch ness monster and goblins or whatever and people took it all serious and got defensive and then i got pissed cause i was like naw man this is supposed to be for funs so i was like you're wrong on the interwebs or whatever. but i mean really. its just dumb shit. its all for fun. i just want to drink till i fall down. bigfoot is obv real
fuck you all
IN THE ASS
Only the Ogopogo is real, none of that far fetched nonsense in your pole.
wtf fuck fuck FUCK fuck
why did it say poop who did that shit i'm losing it man
idk how i made it home tonight. amn im hammmmmmmmmmerd
drinking for the masters! wooo!
Oh man, I should have stopped in here last night.
I was bombed ^_^.
Sadly I always forget about this thread even though I started it. I'm actually borderline drunk at the moment, but will probably just sober up now :-(
Happy Fucking Easter loser
haha drinking for the masters is so sweet
i was passed out at 3
So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game?
i thought you said you were in top formQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
haha gl with thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
I did this once. Lets just say it didn't end well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
i'll do it!
need some ground rules, like when do you take a shot? every time you win a pot? every time there are 2 clubs on board? hell let's make prop bets while playing too.
yep im cunted
I was thinking just get drunk, play outside your bankroll, and chronicle the adventures for ftr, but it would be more fun if there were rules. Take a shot every time you win a pot sounds excessive. Maybe take a shot every time you win a pot after the turn?
More than one person could play and you could have last longer (until you pass out) bets. Everyone picks a suit. When three or more of that suit come out, everyone who picked that suit drinks. Also, who can get his chat banned the fastest?
The question is... would a decent poker player with a high tolerance win more than a very good poker player who is a cheap date?
If your from st louis don't even bother, just crawl into a whole and cry yourself to sleep you got no shot mesual have just skipped the games and gone straight to the golf course you got no shot. Oh yeah you can tall that bottle of wisers it ahd not shot to cause i can drink it all bitch. Thats it your done wait no i'm done bitches.
Yeah bitches.
Yup. Completely lodaed.
wow
fuck i finrd the durknk thrweanm, i an sio pooped its not funnny i yeah poopend drunk thread i lovethi s therdersdd
My king cans are all gone. Shoulda left work earlier on Friday. :(
Zwift, lock yur door, buddy.
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
i did poop brianna frost is da bebe.. omg she is hot omg pooptube her all day lone
lol hahahahahhhhh gggml so funny
im out hrere
hahah whatwhat what fuck jkobes a ho and so is hitttin grunner runner starightsz vs me
FUCK
dewars
fake drunk hjomos. i can't stop hickupping. watfching sweeney todd. demon barber on hbosig. totdally awesoem
AFter reading both my posts I just made, I felt I had to post here. I love my friends. I love beer. I love FTR.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
gotta step your game up and go with century club over power hour.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pr...php?id=6700415
if this link works scroll down a bit and find the century club video from my fraternity
i'm getting there. not smashed but defo half cut
+1 for the Boones?
starting for the night
wine with dinner
and rum and beer the rest of the night
maybe thhe last of the dewars later
dewars and cigs yummy yummy
21st birthday woooooooooooo
jagera nd beer and tequila , oh my!
Sirs...
50th birthday parties are awesome. Here's hoping you live that long.
First young punk that makes an old joke is dead to me.
(not my 50th but I'm in that bracket)
hey guys whats up
i'm eating pasta
unless it;s fermented I don't thibk that counts
lol old people!
I Kill children!
This is a preemptive post.
basically there
yeah, basically
i'll be back
ai em usless help me all i got is money and good looks ,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!! wtf heko,,,, i got nothing i hate pokers and shit.............
whats that 6 in the afternoon monday? Ya, I've been wasted since lunch. Good times.
HI THREAD
ooo-baga-booooogie... bagg- booooogiiee!!!
I <3 u queers
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we did it brian. we made it
fuck this shit
i went out tonight w9th some hit bitches adng gti sume numbers.. but i fialed at taing hme on first nifht wichi is fai enough. that s respecatable. im taking them out tmoorrow an getting ass so fuck all of you
ya eeer u love you
yay vodfka i kvie yu tiijjj
fuck yea alochl atake my pants off yay
ps stax is aweosme, u shoudkl all know that....hes a cool guy and i like him
oh man my head :(
If your so drunk how do you remember there is a drunk thread?
Absolut Pumpkin?
Mandrin. and never again.
Well done bigred :clap:
Waitaminute. So is Bbickes just WildBob's gimmick account!?!?
Head asplode!
:facepalm:
sundy night drunk
wheeeeeeeeeee
see you alkl on tuesday night
yyyeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never drink to much :D
THE ONLY DANGEROUS AMOUNT IS NONE!Quote:
Originally Posted by tertip
i still have a splitting headache from saturday night.
HERRRO Bbickes! I studied chinese at rength in correge. Now, we can tark rike this in asian and peoper wirr have noooo idea what we are saying! HardyHarHar.
Just had a few afternoon beers...so I guess ill head to the "Ive had enough beers to feel it, and now I just want to keep drinking" thread and swing back by here later.
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Originally Posted by OP
Wat. I'm prolly one of the whitest kids people know. :facepalm:
hahahaha op owns the slant eyed
i'm so sick of azns invading ftrQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
but but but, I'm totally better than a russian or a souf american amirite? =(
Hardyharhar
hi
yeah yor right bbickes i like it
Hey Mark... grab your spam and go suck a bag of dicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Jones
OMG HAI GUYZ HJOWZ U?
BITCHES AIN T SHIT
I don't think it's a matter of remembering, I think it's a matter of stumbling onto while drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
Yuengling 22oz bottles FTW
i dnt think so
Hi im kinda close so i think i can post here so hi again
token post as Im getting ready to have fun
bump bump bumpity bump
NO, LIKE FUCK YOU, MEAN!
I MEAN MAN!
Fuckign word nanny. Don't put words in ma mouth, man.
Heloooooessssss!!!!!!!... mmm ba baar rpaa nahah!!!
i couldn't find you when i was in vegas but someone found you for me!!!!!! yay
I'm two thirds in the bag, have an 8:30 mtg and am ready to succumb to peer pressure. I should go to bed, right?
yes
no
Not drunk, but feeling a few. I always fail to post when actually drunk, so this will do.