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congrats on the first 100 posts :D
this is the thread
quality stuff GGML.
lol @ Hot, Trashy, Man-on-Man Erotica though.
LOL i didn't even see that
likely story :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
haha, good stuff guys
anyone doing anything cool friday night?
i had some friends over my place for drinks and just hanging out. we drank killian's and yuengling. nothing out of the usual happened. feel free to share about ballin yourself.
I went to bed around 9pm, woke up around midnight to play 25NL because hopefully even I can beat drunk 25NL'rs.
Thats balla right there.
/or not.
find any drunkies?
No. The tables are rock ass tight. Its 3:30 AM on friday night and the average VPIP on my tables is about 14%. Fucking redonkulous.
just wanted so say happy bday to all these people for june before i sleep
Warpe (June 3)
DaNutsInYoEye (June 6)
Renton (June 16)
nutsinho (June 17)
ensign_lee (June 28)
Legendash (June 28)
Genitruc (June 29)
WildBobAA (June 30)
zook (June 30)
u mean hibernate?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
I ended up making about 9 buyins today between 10 and 25NL $$$.
But I lost about 3 at 50NL.
How many tables? and how many hours?Quote:
Originally Posted by euphoricism
im pretty sure im Ballin IN control. Is this bad?
i guess as long as youre ballin?? i dont know
im going to the driving range soon, because i want to get good at golf so that way i can hustle people
want lessons?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Just got my PGA Class A membership and I need some baller clients.
aww, thanks Gabe!
I woke up at midnight and 6 tabled 10NL for about an hour and 25NL for about two hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
The 50NL was during the day time, and i dunno i suck.
I was helping my mom with some yard work at her house, had to til the yard or whatever with one of those big machines that tears up all the grass. My brother came to help, but was going golfing, so his freinds came to meet htem and then the yleft. They had beer. I finished up and met them on the course. My brothers left handed so I used his freinds clubs for one hole. I parred it, first time ever playing golf. It was just a par 3, but I hit the green about 8 ft from the hole, then missed the put by about an inch to the right and it rolled passed less than half a foot. Almost got one under!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Next tiger woods?
lol repeataments
Beat: Gay uncle suprises family and shows up for grad party. Gets shitfaces. Begs me for weed. Is still shit faced. Tells my mother that I said I would get him some (lie, I pretended like I didn't even know what weed was being like "Yah, like purple means it's good like "purple haze.")
So my mom yells at me like off in the corner about weed and my drunk uncle stammers over and says, "Lemme tell you about your mother..." and proceeds to tell me that she was a HUGE pot head when she first met my dad. So I go to needle her for freaking out at me and she gets even more pissed at me for even concidering mentioning something like that at a party.
So... gay drunk uncles do not rock.
haha good stuff shane, hope its all gonna work out for you
i might be homeless tomorrow.
just remind her that you get awesome grades at an above average school and that your life is going to be just fine
lol thx gabe. now im a homeless nerd.
I was jk about the homeless thing anyway. My pothead mom'll probably forget about this come daybreak.
that is odd gay uncles are usually cool :wink:
I have 2 of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
thats pretty gay
I just got my ass wooped in beer pong... Up 2 cups to 6, down to the last cup, he makes all of his to rebuttal, then makes all of mine when he has 2 left.... i suck
just lost 100 straight on $1 pull tabs at the bowling alley, and lost both games to my friends.. damnit i mean you would think with buying 100+ tickets you'd hit some damn thing
i just lost $110 @ 25NL :(
oops...Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
WHATEVER TRIPOD
powerful. You're just juicing up your next ticket.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Some random spanish chicks grabbed me off the street and just brought me into this club last night. The bar tenders were all guys and only wearing towels around their wastes, and occasionally danced on the bar, but there was like a 2:1 ratio of girls to guys. Did i go to a gay bar, or is this just standard for europe?
ps. i didn't see any gay secks.
yah, standard in europe. All the dudes there are uggos so the only way they can score is if bars have 2:1 chicks to dudes.
this thread needs a little bit of Lukie interjected in it
holla
Ban pls.
big ups to carl carlson aka givememyleg, we were playing HU sng earlier and instead of stealing all my blinds when my internet went out he just sat out so the chip counts were the same when i came back
http://blogs.indiewire.com/reversesh...humbs%20Up.jpg
that's how i roll , i would never pull a lukie on you!
bmx, you seckzed the 3 hot spanish chicks amirite?
i'm working on it but no :(
plz explain, i would have done the same thing, and am likely one of the most ethical players to ever play the gameQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
NEW SUBJECT
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1995/heartspm0.jpg
hearts just broke and i won the jack of hearts. GONNA MAKE A RUN AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME MWAHAHHAHA I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ALIVEEEEEEE
Boom, headshot
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/3526/headshotpk1.gif
I miss paintballing... I have a 300$ gun, but cant afford to go. Lifes so crazy...
luuuuuuuuuuuukie, don't take it to heart... i was kidding because you said "BLIND HIM OUT" in the chat :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
sell the goddamn gun already?Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
theres always alot of cool stuff on wikipedia, this being no exception: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DB_Cooper
anyone know stuff about this?
feel free to post cool wikipedia links here
pretty interesting, never heard of that before.
no i didn't, you just keep digging yourself into a deeper and deeper holeQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
gabe i just read that, that's pretty ballin' stuff
good read, gabe.
popcorn used to be made on the stove topQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
and phones had cords
Wow. Props on the lack of falsified e-bragging.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bmxicle
there was too much green text! stop being so defensive! i was kidding all along, ballaQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Three at once is like exponentially harder than two at once so that's why. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
As soon as I read your post I couldn't help but think of the Kid Rock song where he mentions DB Cooper. I was like wow, now I guess I'll find out who he is. And no shit. . . he was a smart thief. Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
I read the entries about the OK Corral/Tombstone/Wyatt Earp/and other characters. It is pretty cool. The info on Blackhawk Down/Somalia is pretty cool too.
ok, so I'm working out the other day, and I ran into an old aquintance from high school. I think he was a year older (or younger?) then me. I don't know. Cool kid, I was at one of his parties a couple years ago but I don't remember his name.
I did however remember that he went to college down in New Orleans (I live in Ohio, so it's quite a bit away). So I ask him how everything is going down there, since he had to evacuate before katrina and his school go flooded basically. Nope, he doesn't go there. He transferred to Virginia Tech for this school year. Doh.
We shared some laughs then when the awkward moment came where we had nothing to talk about we both just kind of walked away and continued to work out.
that is just like all the other stories
Lukie never gets to the climax.
meh, takes too much effort, I dont know how to work ebay. Prob could only get like 125 or 150 for it now, not really worth selling. I def gotta be more conservative with how I spend my money though. Ill never be robusto at this rate.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
no this one was good!Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
think about it, my friend (from ohio) goes to the university of new orleans, it gets flooded because of katrina, and he transfers to virginia tech because of it, and we all know what happened there! :(
like its a funny story in a not funny way. or a not funny story in a funny way. whichever you prefer.
get your own thread :P
eric, every story you tell lacks a punchline. There was definately the setup, but certainly no punchline. When he said that you needed to throw in a quick punchline. "youre pretty good at picking schools eh?" "god must not like you." "2 for 2, niiiiice." "so youre staying in school down there right? Cant have you transfering that luck up here.."
ANYTHING!
quality!Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
My friend made this video for a final project
Warning, contains Frisbee content
The kid dropping the disc at the end made it, I think he looks like B-rabbit
The make-up sex is going to be so amazing for those two.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
quality!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
GMML, I think your nice-legged ass needs to come to Las Vegas with us. June 20-25.
y/n/m?
the mind says yQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
the bankroll says n
i say :(
I implied that I had a good punchline when I said that we shared some laughs, you're obviously not reading into the story enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
Gimme some info on mr. hard-luck. I could meet him and ball out 1 degree removed from lukkake!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Heres a funny video of the unlikeliest straight ever. I hope its worthy of your thread.
Clicky
holy crap that guy is white :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelion
*dies*
HYACH GODDAMN RICKROLL AYAHFAKHFAHAYakshad'g
should we let lukie tell any more dumb stories in this thread?
also you people should share some cool wikipedia links. i can get lost there for hours.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda
more about this sorta thing
http://www.wanpela.com/holdouts/history.html
I just woke up, its 4pm here. That is baller. About half the threads here need to be edited due to lack of baller content. Gabe get to work!
can my title be changed from moderator to ballerator or something
I watched the whole thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelion
I thought of Lukie.Quote:
Originally Posted by JL
LOL, i clicked on mrhappy33s link to the ftr hotornot and it made me laugh for like 5 minutes seeing gabes goofy ass pic at the bottom. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
for some more laughs check out the 2nd pageQuote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
http://www.planetvids.com/html/Does-Size-Matter.html FUNNY< MAYBE NSFW??
BOOM RICKROLLD
exhibit 7,523,915 of Lukie's theorom:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelion
if anything makes its rounds on 2+2, the probability of it being posted on FTR approaches 1 over time.
from brecksville or broadview heights, Ohio, went to University of New Orleans, transferred to VT this year, maybe 5'11 with a decent build, very short brown hair, HS football player. Name might be Jim. that's like 40% at best though.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
don't know anything other than plhysical attributes
98% gay
fortunately i've been in the top 1%ile of many things i've done in my life (read: everything i've done in my life), why stop nowQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
punk
I promise I didnt steal it from 2p2 :*(Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
Blue helmet > Gabe
lukie thread is gone so i'll put this in here
went to check out a day care for my 3 year old daughter and brought my 5 month old son with us. at the daycare my daughter takes off and plays with the other kids and the boy and i observe from the corner of the room. a 3 year girl comes over to visit with george and i, and is asking all kinds of questions about him. i ask "do you think HE is a boy or a girl." i have said george and he the whole time we talked and everything he is wearing is blue and his car seat which he is in is blue. little girl " ithink he is a boy".
i ask "why do you think he is a boy". she says "i think he has a penis."
i reply " and it is BIG too."
i don't think any of the teachers heard this because they called us and want my daughter in the class.
lol nice story
i want to dip some food in good beer but dont have any ideas
does anyone do this ever
beer bath for brats ftw?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
sear brats on grill real good on both sides.
take a 9x9 3 or 4 inch deep baking pan or caserole dish put in the following.
one chopped up onion (so you have this shape ( not little chunks that would go on tacos.)
about half a stick of butter, cuz butter makes everything oh so much better.
salt and pepper.
cayenne pepper is optional.
fill with beer.
Place this on the grill, and wait for it to get hot, then add seared brats to it. Cook til brats are no longer pink in the center. Serve brats with beer bathed onions and some good mustard. Ketchup and pretty much anything else beyond onions mustard and maybe some kraut is blasphemous.
i like bread and butter pickles on my brats...
hmm.. butter pickles... that actually sounds acceptable. But certainly no ketchup.