You mean your supposed to wipe after??????????
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You mean your supposed to wipe after??????????
thank the lord. i take back anything mean about you now.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
I dont stand, my wife said if she were to poop she would wipe sitting down also, but my 6 year old Son after he is done wipes standing up. Strange... I keep telling him to sit but every once in a while I catch him standing up.
i wash my ass vigorously with soap. i use the side of my hand and really get in there and then rinse with detachable shower head. i shampooed my ass hair the other day since the soap had gunked it up. great idea
how about being the king of shaving your ass hairQuote:
Originally Posted by Jishu
its a virgin patch.. it would bleed for sure, very sensitive. Mix open nicks with feces ans im sure its a -ev choice
its a virgin patch.. it would bleed for sure, very sensitive. Mix open nicks with feces ans im sure its a -ev choice
I'm sorry for the bump but this one is still the best one ever. And hey, we do have new members that may want to voice an opinion.
Has anyone tried another way and switched over? Meaning the sub-human standers. Because obviously no one would switch from sitting to standing without some kind of head trauma to explain it.
up until about 10th grade i was a sitter.
i love this thread
great bump
qft. I just re-read the whole thing. And this thread has not changed my technique one bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
holy shit! i did not know there were these standing creatures. me personally, Sit/fold/reach behind.
lol at standing you freaks
My hypothesis is that standers, on average, are the weightier peeps among us. Given that, I guess this sort of makes sense.
Still sick though.
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
WTF SITTERS?! ONLY 36% OF FTR IS STRAIGHT?
I stand so that I'm not sitting when I wipe my ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
I shit standing on the seat to see how big a splash I can make, so sitting to wipe makes no sense. Plus the seat is usually wet.
QFStraightnessQuote:
Originally Posted by kmind
Thunderous high5!Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
What if its an upper decker?
This line gets me every time. This thread is top class.Quote:
Originally Posted by bluey
OMG this thread delivers.
Sit/F/RB
seriously it really really confuses the hell out of me how anyone decided to stand up to wipe themselves ??????
the bottom line is this:
-if you have a clean shit, that is to say it all comes out very fluently and without trouble, you will have a clean wipe, and standing wont spread the shit everywhere.
-when you have a not so clean shit, a diahrea shit if you will, there will be a lot of wiping. so when you stand, it closes the cheeks, and the shit will spread all across your ass crack. this will cause you to start wiping a much broader surface area, and consequently increasing the possibility of error, which we dont want.
conclusion: sitting and leaning >>> standing.
Thanks professor.
np
For ProZach, since nobody ever addressed this ... its called a bidet.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
(stander, wadded)
sit, scrunch, reach around, slightly lean forward, problem solved.
until i just saw this thread, i had no idea that standing while wiping was weird. gonna try out sitting next time i shit.
Standing gives you more leverage and more reach imo.. sitting makes it tougher but i guess ppl refine their technique with experience, ...
this thread is on repeat mode.
wtf do you need 'leverage' for? are you scraping with a putty knife or something?
While reading this thread again I realized I needed to go take a shit. I went in there with the intention of trying that "standing" thing you guys mention.
I couldn't make myself do it. It seemed as wrong as holding my eyelids open and touching my eyeballs. Yeah, it's possible, and may not do you harm, but it's just WRONG!!
It just blows me away that over a third of us stand.
I just lost all faith in humanity. How the fuck can people stand and wipe?
lolll!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
we need to start a new thread about "how much toilet paper do u use?" ... yeah i use a lot, just to make sure its clean, so it's a longer process for me i guess..
i will never ever ever EVER understand what goes through someone's head as they stand up to wipe.
BINGO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
You took the words right out of my mouth....
I think for most of us standers the 1st or 2nd wipe is done sitting down to avoid making a mess on our pants/jeans and the rest IS done standing up. So all in all it's a little of both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
sit 60% stand 40%
need to mix it up. dont want others to get a read on me
Metagame. Right.Quote:
Originally Posted by AFchung
How exactly would you even get access to wipe if you were sitting? WTF?
lean forward duhhhhh
i stood up 3 times today.
youre dead to meQuote:
Originally Posted by kmind
stander imo, and never thought anything of it til i read this thread.
I got a theory;
Fat people are standing.
The reason is that their bum is covering the seat
I have another theory.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZwiFT
Small toliet seat = stand/squat
Oversized toliet seat = sit
I think we're getting somewhere guys...
Do you wipe with the same hand that you write with? and do you use the traditional 5 finger (counting thumb as a finger) pinch grip on the paper or is there some new fangled arse wipery method im missing?
sometimes I sit, sometimes I stand. A man needs some variety in his life damnit. And for those who think only fat people stand I am 6'2" and weigh a very average 200 lbs.
Oh, and I write and wipe right handed using the traditional 5 finger grip.
Gator out.
im not sure what to make of this thread
stand
ok..since i read this..i'll answer you weirdo's
sit,back wipe,fold/crumple,and i always use the mexican cowboy hats when i need to dump far & away.
nice bump
what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?
I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are sitters.
Sure am glad THIS got bumped.
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
this is a failed fyp. 60% are standers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
wat? look again. 39% standers
.................................................. ........................................Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
this is a failed attempt will......you need glasses?
Stand or Sit?
Sit
60% [ 66 ] <------- see?
Stand
40% [ 44 ]
Total Votes : 110
Sorry, it was time to bump this for the New Year.
OMG that's the funniest thing ever. LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
2009 and I still stand (or should I say sit) by my 2008 statementQuote:
Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
^^^ sez the guy with blue deuces
It's a new year, but I am prouder than ever to still be a stander
sitters are not very tolerant
I should win the CTC for starting this thread
you should be banned for starting this thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
All standers should be shot.
Fuckin freaks. :P
How can we be when there is stander shit spray everywhere?Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
standers FTW!!
YOU STANDERS ARE FREAKS!
Might as well say it here too. Will speaks the troof.
EDIT: Oh, you fucker. You outbumped me.
haha, owned by a matter of seconds!
qfmftQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Omg I <3 this thread.
My own experience:
- Used to stand til age 8 or 9.
- Me and my bro got into a heated debate about it.
- I converted.
- Never looked back.
http://www.poopreport.com/Poll/stand_or_sit.html
I cant believe there are so many standers!
I always look back so I can admire my work.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
AWSOMENESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
i love this thread
lukie theorem 76
standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe
I stand so I can look in the mirror and be precise
Im a stander...and a very proud one! I am actually on the laptop dropping one right now, and plan to stand up right after I post this. But I don't understand this argument. You do know you're suppose to finish shitting before you start wiping? If you stand up and there is still shit coming out of your ass you are obviously doing something wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
Don't even go there. We have all been wiping for years. Can't tell me you never have wiped and thought holy shit, how was that chunk still hanging on? Oh, you are a stander so maybe not. You just say how the hell did I track shit all over the house, I haven't even been out? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by OP
sitters are retarded, they actually think that poop sprays out your ass uncontrollably whenever you stand up like blood in a Kill Bill movie.
Yours doesn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
Could be. There's also this...Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Avg Weight of Standers: 268 lbs
Avg Weight of Sitters: 177lbs
Standers have fat asses, ftw.
hahaha there may be some truth to that fatty's stand and skinnys sit. I'm 6'3" and I weigh 185.
When I was younger and stood I was heavy for my height. Interesting.
Just use the seat to spread the cheeks method...clears this problem right upQuote:
Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
haha so trueQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I can't fucking believe there are so many standers.. Don't ya have to shower after?!
ive been thinking for a minute or 2, and i cant come up with a single reason why you would think someone would need a shower after this?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZwiFT
obv im a stander.
i'm a leaner. standing is for little kids.
How do blind people know when they've finished wiping?
They touch the TP with their hand ldo. If it comes away with stuff on it, they keep wiping :)