Gabe, have you ever seen the Southpark with Lord of the rings and where butters becomes obsessed with a porn and starts acting like Gollum? I think you'd like it.
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Gabe, have you ever seen the Southpark with Lord of the rings and where butters becomes obsessed with a porn and starts acting like Gollum? I think you'd like it.
max, what happens hwen you meet her and she falls desperately in love with you? How are you gonna handle the awkward moment when she discovers that she was your avatar on flopturnriver.com for an extended period of time?
Who is she anyway?
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
When i'm smooth enough to get with her i'll be smooth enough to talk my way out of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Totally on your way to livingQuote:
Originally Posted by Massimo
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by gabe
i live in the caribbean.
livin'?
for real? let me buy you a beer in vegas this summer and ill pick your brain
Reenlist? No. I have better opportunities.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
Would I have done it different? Yeah, I would have stayed in college. Other than that, there is no other branch of the military I would rather be in. Oorah! Semper Fi!!
yupQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
here are some pics, showing typical buildings and shit, and downtown w'stad
i don't think i'll be in vegas though this summer (or anywhere in the states, unless i hit a motherfucking satellite), so maybe next year :)
you come down here and i'll tour you around, show you some ballin' places (including great nightclubs, stripclubs, night- and stripclubs, and of course, beaches ;) )
are you referruing to my avatar?Quote:
Originally Posted by frosst
My girl is Kimberly Lansing
All I can say is thank you Court for that avatar. There is no thing greater in life than well.......you know.
I was here last year when you guys were talkin about Vegas. Do you go the same time every year?
I wonder if she's creeped out that a few rounds have likely been fired out because of it?Quote:
Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
read some fundamental economics, if you have capital markets aren't so hard to manipulate.
if u have initiative I will explain to you how to make money off commodities and real estate
the stock market is much harder because of so much insider trading nobody talks about. but commodities are like the most obvious easy to profit thing off of ever. look up the return on gold/silver overall over time adjusted for inflation. obvious
leaving for EPT san remo/ monte carlo tomorrow!
def. livin. did you sat in or are you just buyin in.Quote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
just buying in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP9VA9P0NeYQuote:
Originally Posted by Massimo
No rounds fired off here, but I definitely stopped and admired the view for a good few minutes. Then I thought back to old Opie and Anthony where they would guess how a chick was groomed down there by sound, lol. I look at Courtie's avatar and figure it looks like a landing strip, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
so i always play like a maniac (obv!) but today i decided to mostly 14 table and play like a nit. :shipit:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...33/march27.jpg
I went to a free training today with a cool guy from work. We ate lunch in the hotel restaurant (no free food :-( ). Realized we'd get our meal comped so decided to order steak.
The waitress came by and said everythings available except the entrees and we got sad. She asked us what we wanted and we said steak. "Oh, that's no prob we just don't have steamed vegitables." Like I care.
So we order medium rare (me) and medium well. We get rare and medium rare so we ask her to throw them back on the grill for a bit. She brings out brand new steaks (and a brand new side of mushrooms). Then she takes 50% off our bill because she felt bad. So I left a 100% tip.
100% tip of your penis amirite?
It's awesome how if my stats for the day are 28/23/3.89 I think I'm such a hardcore lag. Or maybe I got levelled... whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
a lil less than a third of those hands are HU, the big chunk of 6max he played 19/15. Thats pretty fucking nitty.
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
sick lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
omg her accent makes her 5x hotterQuote:
Originally Posted by Massimo
some was hu... but even still for 14 tabling thats pretty loose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
played 1000 hand hu sess earlier, was crushing for most of it. Was up ~7bi+ at the peak, then ran like urin soaked shoe leather tastes. Ended up only 2bi. Not bad, but def not as cool as 7+. Was gonna put in another 500-1000 hands. Sat and stacked some guy within 40 hands on one table while a donk slowly gave me his 60bb on another. New guy takes donk1's seat. I have a few hadns on him and his stats are kinda nitty, hes playing back too much though, calling every 3bet and 3betting light. I just clench my asshole (tighten up) and look for a good spot vs him. I stacked him twice. My gf got on skype and I just made 300$ in 200 hands, so I figured Id quit for the day and talk to her.
poker seems so easy when youre totally livin...
PokerStars Game #16306669839: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:54:04 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($8121 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($12788.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [5s 5d]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333 said, "u a canadian mexican"
gp333 said, "i got my chat back yay"
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ks 8s]
acidca has returned
gp333 said, "it just worked all of a sudden"
gp333: bets $360
acidca said, "can i sit here"
TorontoToro: raises $360 to $720
acidca said, "and play"
gp333: calls $360
*** TURN *** [Kd Ks 8s] [9h]
gp333: checks
acidca said, "with you guys"
TorontoToro: bets $1520
acidca said, "i want to play"
gp333: calls $1520
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ks 8s 9h] [Js]
gp333: checks
acidca said, "this game they call poker"
TorontoToro: bets $5641 and is all-in
gp333: calls $5641
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TorontoToro: shows [Ts 6d] (a pair of Kings)
gp333: shows [5s 5d] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
gp333 collected $16241 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16242 | Rake $1
Board [Kd Ks 8s 9h Js]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) showed [Ts 6d] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [5s 5d] and won ($16241) with two pair, Kings and Fives
sickest pot ive ever won in terms of bbs and sickness calling
:clap:
wowow
holy shit nh
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sauce
goood luckj!!!!!
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Originally Posted by gp333
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
damn! i'm getting killed by rakeQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
yea 3 hours later i was cleaned up enough to have epic headsup battle
how much were you in for there, if you don't mind telling.
he had a ~10k stack, i won it all from him, then he ran 2k up to like 19k on a bunch of coolers, then i won it allllll back + 2k more. ended up 24k on the night of 500 hands at 10 20
sick
Everyone go to England.
I'll be in Amsterdam next week.
:) vnh gabeQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Pretty please some more deep HH's?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
jesus must love you.
updated:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...3/sickness.jpg
posting all the hands shortly
the good
POKERSTARS GAME #16306407740: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:20:14 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($10794 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($9912.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Qs Ac]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [Kh 8c 2c]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: raises $590 to $950
gp333: raises $590 to $1540
TorontoToro: folds
gp333 collected $2379 from pot
gp333: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2380 | Rake $1
Board [Kh 8c 2c]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) collected ($2379)
POKERSTARS GAME #16306607908: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:46:14 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($15323 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($5526.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [5h Jh]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [8c Jd Ad]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [8c Jd Ad] [3s]
gp333: bets $750
TorontoToro: calls $750
*** RIVER *** [8c Jd Ad 3s] [5s]
gp333: bets $4176.50 and is all-in
TorontoToro: calls $4176.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [5h Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $11052 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11053 | Rake $1
Board [8c Jd Ad 3s 5s]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [8d 5d]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [5h Jh] and won ($11052) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
POKERSTARS GAME #16306414219: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:21:07 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($9663 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($11041.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Js Qh]
TorontoToro: raises $60 to $80
gp333: raises $230 to $310
TorontoToro: calls $230
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8h Jd]
gp333: bets $480
TorontoToro: calls $480
*** TURN *** [Jh 8h Jd] [Ah]
gp333: bets $1100
TorontoToro: calls $1100
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8h Jd Ah] [8d]
gp333: bets $3400
TorontoToro: calls $3400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [Js Qh] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $10579 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10580 | Rake $1
Board [Jh 8h Jd Ah 8d]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [Ks Ac]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [Js Qh] and won ($10579) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights
POKERSTARS GAME #16306623143: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:48:09 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($10075.50 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($10772 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [As Ts]
TorontoToro: calls $10
gp333: raises $60 to $80
TorontoToro: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [9c Kh 4h]
gp333: bets $140
TorontoToro: calls $140
*** TURN *** [9c Kh 4h] [Ac]
gp333: bets $380
TorontoToro: calls $380
*** RIVER *** [9c Kh 4h Ac] [7s]
gp333: bets $1000
TorontoToro: calls $1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [As Ts] (a pair of Aces)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $3199 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3200 | Rake $1
Board [9c Kh 4h Ac 7s]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [2h Kc]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [As Ts] and won ($3199) with a pair of Aces
POKERSTARS GAME #16306388364: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:17:36 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($14625 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($6084.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [8s 7h]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [6c 4s Jh]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [6c 4s Jh] [5c]
gp333: bets $1000
TorontoToro: calls $1000
*** RIVER *** [6c 4s Jh 5c] [Kh]
gp333: bets $2800
TorontoToro: calls $2800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [8s 7h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $8799 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8800 | Rake $1
Board [6c 4s Jh 5c Kh]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [5s 8d]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [8s 7h] and won ($8799) with a straight, Four to Eight
POKERSTARS GAME #16306134469: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 04:43:10 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($14857.50 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($3113 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $10
TorontoToro: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Qh Ac]
gp333: raises $40 to $60
TorontoToro: raises $140 to $200
gp333: raises $250 to $450
TorontoToro: calls $250
*** FLOP *** [Qc 3c Ks]
TorontoToro: checks
gp333: checks
*** TURN *** [Qc 3c Ks] [7h]
TorontoToro: bets $420
gp333: calls $420
*** RIVER *** [Qc 3c Ks 7h] [8h]
TorontoToro: bets $13987.50 and is all-in
gp333: calls $2243 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TorontoToro: shows [As Tc] (high card Ace)
gp333: shows [Qh Ac] (a pair of Queens)
gp333 collected $6225 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6226 | Rake $1
Board [Qc 3c Ks 7h 8h]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (big blind) showed [As Tc] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: gp333 (button) (small blind) showed [Qh Ac] and won ($6225) with a pair of Queens
the bad
POKERSTARS GAME #16306546206: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:38:30 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($5192 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($15664.50 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $10
TorontoToro: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [5h Kc]
gp333: raises $40 to $60
TorontoToro: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [Qd Kd Jc]
TorontoToro: checks
gp333: bets $100
TorontoToro: calls $100
*** TURN *** [Qd Kd Jc] [8c]
TorontoToro: checks
gp333: bets $319
TorontoToro: calls $319
*** RIVER *** [Qd Kd Jc 8c] [5c]
TorontoToro: checks
gp333: bets $952
TorontoToro: raises $3761 to $4713 and is all-in
gp333: calls $3761
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TorontoToro: shows [6c Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
gp333: mucks hand
TorontoToro collected $10383 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10384 | Rake $1
Board [Qd Kd Jc 8c 5c]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (big blind) showed [6c Ac] and won ($10383) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [5h Kc]
POKERSTARS GAME #16306583590: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:43:11 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($9293 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($11558.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [8h Ad]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [2h 2s 4s]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [2h 2s 4s] [Kd]
gp333: checks
TorontoToro: bets $1020
gp333: calls $1020
*** RIVER *** [2h 2s 4s Kd] [Ks]
gp333: checks
TorontoToro: bets $2220
gp333: calls $2220
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TorontoToro: shows [6s 2c] (a full house, Deuces full of Kings)
gp333: mucks hand
TorontoToro collected $7679 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7680 | Rake $1
Board [2h 2s 4s Kd Ks]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) showed [6s 2c] and won ($7679) with a full house, Deuces full of Kings
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) mucked [8h Ad]
POKERSTARS GAME #16306255318: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 04:59:35 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($14753.50 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($3835 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [5s 8s]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [9s 7c 5d]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [9s 7c 5d] [4s]
gp333: bets $650
TorontoToro: calls $650
*** RIVER *** [9s 7c 5d 4s] [6c]
gp333: bets $1400
TorontoToro: raises $12103.50 to $13503.50 and is all-in
gp333: calls $1185 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TorontoToro: shows [Td 8h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
gp333: mucks hand
TorontoToro collected $7669 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7670 | Rake $1
Board [9s 7c 5d 4s 6c]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) showed [Td 8h] and won ($7669) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) mucked [5s 8s]
POKERSTARS GAME #16306338153: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:10:48 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($16452.50 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($4267 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Kd Td]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [Qs Ac 4c]
gp333: checks
TorontoToro: checks
*** TURN *** [Qs Ac 4c] [5h]
gp333: checks
TorontoToro: bets $420
gp333: calls $420
*** RIVER *** [Qs Ac 4c 5h] [5c]
gp333: checks
TorontoToro: bets $1020
gp333: calls $1020
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TorontoToro: shows [Ad 8s] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
gp333: mucks hand
TorontoToro collected $3359 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3360 | Rake $1
Board [Qs Ac 4c 5h 5c]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) showed [Ad 8s] and won ($3359) with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) mucked [Kd Td]
the ugly
POKERSTARS GAME #16305957154: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 04:19:20 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($5760.50 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($7758 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Kc 5h]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [4c Qh 8s]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [4c Qh 8s] [7s]
gp333: checks
TorontoToro: bets $720
gp333: raises $720 to $1440
TorontoToro: calls $720
*** RIVER *** [4c Qh 8s 7s] [Js]
gp333: bets $5718 and is all-in
TorontoToro: calls $3720.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [Kc 5h] (high card King)
TorontoToro: shows [7c 4h] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
TorontoToro collected $11520 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11521 | Rake $1
Board [4c Qh 8s 7s Js]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) showed [7c 4h] and won ($11520) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [Kc 5h] and lost with high card King
POKERSTARS GAME #16306329656: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:09:39 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($18581.50 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($2139 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [7s As]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: raises $18341.50 to $18581.50 and is all-in
gp333: calls $1899 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qd Kc 7c]
*** TURN *** [Qd Kc 7c] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Kc 7c 5h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [7s As] (a pair of Sevens)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $4277 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4278 | Rake $1
Board [Qd Kc 7c 5h 3h]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [8s Ac]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [7s As] and won ($4277) with a pair of Sevens
POKERSTARS GAME #16306047766: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 04:31:24 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($13389.50 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($2598 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [9c 8h]
TorontoToro said, "hu pls"
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s As]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s As] [8d]
gp333: checks
TorontoToro: bets $420
gp333: calls $420
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s As 8d] [8c]
gp333: bets $1578 and is all-in
TorontoToro: calls $1578
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [9c 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $5195 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5196 | Rake $1
Board [Tc 4s As 8d 8c]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [Ac 7h]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [9c 8h] and won ($5195) with three of a kind, Eights
ty ty ty ty ty
gp u so crazy
i remember a year ago i was playing 10/20 and 25/50 and you were playing 2/4, now it's like the exact opposite :(
lukie always one to talk about how he used to do things
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Button ($1072.50)
SB ($2055)
Hero ($24884.05)
UTG ($2145)
MP ($2030)
CO ($1185)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif.
3 folds, Button raises to $60, 1 fold, Hero raises to $210, Button calls $150.
Flop: ($430) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $220, Hero calls $220.
Turn: ($870) 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.
River: ($870) Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $480, Hero calls $480.
Final Pot: $1830
Hero has 2c 2d (one pair, twos).
Button has Jh 8s (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $1830.
OMG just two minutes after you called his river shove with fives, he calles your shove with fives. This is just beautiful.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
WHAT, two fives AGAIN? Ok this hand was played first. So he made two sick calls with fives and lost both times. SUICIDE WATCH PLZ!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Epic is an understatement...
first one was 8s and 5s p4's, still sickkkkooooooooooooooooo gp
watching now so so sick. you pswixer you
wtf how do you get 1400bb deep playing 10/20 full ring?
LOL you sick man...
I just got a new tv.
As a bonus I even figured out how to program my remote so I only have to use one remote for my tv, cable, dvd, and vcr (yes I still have one).
I think I might even play poker again tonight.
Que genial! Yep.. I got a Logitech Harmony 880 remote for all my gear. Can't live without it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by chardrian
You're assimilating yourself nicely to the 21st century, I see.
I don't buy DVDs anymore. I've gone Blu-ray!
So I went to the store on Friday to pick up my PS3 (omg at last). As I was driving round the car park some dickwad in a BMW (they're always in flaming BMWs) pulls out of a space right in front of me without even fucking looking. So I slammed brakes and just missed him.... had to react so quickly that I didn't have time to get to clutch and stalled in the process. Thank christ I was concentrating 100% on driving or I would've broke a BMW.
Turns out he was just straightening up (wtf?) and he reverses back into same space, I give him my best 'what the fuck' gesture as a drive past him and obv he gives me that magic middle finger and mouths 'fuck off you wanker'. Some people are a delight :)
I didn't park that far away from him and he is still in his car when I get out (with a 6 year old ish kid in passenger seat might I add... setting a wonderful example too). As I walk past his car I just stare at him and he's still giving it large with all 4 letter words and obsene gestures. So I get rly pissed off and stop right there, get out my phone and pretend to take his licence plate down, then I pretend to make a phone call to someone (I'll let him decide who he thought it was), standing right in front of his car staring at him. Then I walk off into store.
Walk out 15 mins later with PS3... and he is still in his car?! I stare at him again as I walk past and this time he stares back but does not do/say anything... winner at being boc buying PS3 methinks :)
So I put PS3 in my car and then go over to his car and get him to wind down window, so he does. Then I say 'its an honest mistake to pull out in front of me, but its a public order offence to use rude language and gestures in the presence of a minor' (I point to his kid). "I have explained the situation to the authorities and have given them details of your car. You can expect to be contacted soon about this". He is silent, I walk off and go home.
I'm a complete nit, but its such a nice feeling to get one over on a cocky BMW driver (no offence to any sane BMW drivers out there).
This story sucked.
i actually enjoyed your story
i :heart: you dwarfy
VAG
im listening to the slim shady LP and thinking of b-rabbit
If he had left his car, you coulda trashed that shit and be like big jyms.
what's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?
with the bmw driver, the pricks are on the inside
LOL
If it was against the law to be a shitty driver I would be so happy as about 90% of the drivers would be cleared off the road where I live. NEver in any other place have I seen such bad drivers. They always pull out without looking from parking spaces like that. I just don't stop anymore. They're the ones in the wrong so you can just smash them and not care because you're getting a new paint job.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
And no one in this town can make a left turn that's not protected. I swear to god it's the most insanely infuriating thing because if you're at a stop sign or a regular green behind someone that needs to make a left you're gonna be there a while. Half of them don't even pull out into the intersection so they can slip through during the light change. It seriously blows my mind, if there's a car anywhere in sight, they will not attempt it. I make a game of counting how many times they could have gone but that just pisses me off even more because I end up shouting, "YOU COULD HAVE GONE 10 FUCKING TIMES NOW!!!"
Yet if there's no turn involved, these people run red lights like it's their job. So bizarre.
why the hate for bmw owners? Jealousy IMO.
just a joke that was fitting tbh. i don't hate bmw drivers.
totally living! Wolves thrashed the village and ate well!
tom, hah Im just messin around, most luxury car owners are pricks imo.
annnnnyways, my most epic day of poker ever, just finished it up.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...davis/epic.jpg
5,025 hands. Was down a bit over 3bi after first session. I was 4 tabling hu at one point because 3 tables were 20bb fish. Was 3 tabling later and built a monster stack on one table while I couldnt get much going on others, they were swongy. I close those two and am waiting til I stack this really bad fish on my epic table before I call it a night. Right when I stack him a guy sits who I had notes on saying: big rebuy fish, 3bet j4o wtf?, never folds to cbets, raises cbets light, leads weak on flop oop. Bah, cant leave now! I ask him if he wants to sit on some other tables but he doesnt respond. Then I find him waiting on one and catch him just stacking a 20bb on another. So Im 3tabling this guy. Pretty swongy, but long story short he gave me some monies over 1000 hand session.
After the first session of the day I was at the low point of a 16+ bi downswing, now I feel like Im at least livin if not totally livin.
p.s. nom nom nom
wow 10 hours. shit vnh
wheres Gabe?
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
That ought to piss him off enough to come back so he can rant at me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Were u in mIRC last nite under a diff name? Someone was in there oka big by downswing also and was beating up on some fish.
Boomshakalacka is the boost
lol at iphone messages, the corrective text fucks me up.
I feel like we need a new thread now that gabe isn't here. Randomness thread 2? Randomness thread brough back from the grave? Something else?
I would love a randomness thread
IF its going to happen, we need to bring back the original from the grave, not start a new one.
actually, bring back the thread of randomness and merge the 2 together. just tack this thread onto the end of the other one.
Bigred Ballin
have it covered
ha, ya thats me.Quote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
imo lock this thread til gabe gets back and lets move to the randomness thread
Lukie was stripped of the powers necessary to bring back the randomness thread.
Mods could move anything to the recycle bin (or delete a topic/post entirely which was almost always forbidden), but IIRC, only admins could bring a topic back from the recycle bin. If people overwhelmingly wanted to bring it back, I could ask Xianti to revive it. He wouldn't have a problem with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
let's not kid ourselves though, this thread is old news without gabe and the triptanes random thread sucks.
maybe you need to step it up and become the king of FTR again with Gayb gone?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
i will always be the king of ftr in some people's eyes, and that's good enough for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
plus i have a strong suspision that gabe will be back someday. this isn't inside info at all, just a hunch.
*** $20 CONTEST ***
How long is the average year? Be as precise as possible. First person to answer correctly (by my standards) gets $20 shipped to them on stars. I won't address correct or incorrect answers within 24 hours from this post, when the contest ends.
365d 5h 48m 59.6s for the March equinox. [or 365.242357 Universal days] 365d 5h 47m 56.1s for the June solstice. [or 365.241621 Universal days] 365d 5h 48m 29.1s for the September equinox. [ 365.242003 Universal days] 365d 5h 49m 30.5s for the December solstice. [ 365.242714 Universal days]
ship it.
365 1/4 days
365 days we're talking about mode right? Ship ship.
31,557,600 seconds
hay I'm livin
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10/25 game at foxwoods, 14k deep
internet guy raises, guy calls, i call 56.
flop is 873, bet call i call.
turn 9. check bet 800, i make it 2500, other guy makes it 9k other guy folds i go allin for the rest.
he has JT i lost 28k pot.
i had 0 cash on me and it was like 8am in the morning. i was pissed off and still wanted to play live poker so i went to ATM and took for $300 for the 1/2 game.
there was this thug guy at the table who was having a discussion about how half white half black people are considered black, which someone else commented on how that must suck when facing the judge in court, or some nonsense like that. the thug guy said something like 'yea but im gonna keep living my life, im happy to be alive so i dont complain'
and with that i stopped tilting. too bad i didnt have enough money to play the bigger games
doooood I'm only an hour away!! how long you gonna be there?