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there is nothing ballin about this thread
people BOC'ing
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problem solved you are welcome everybody
I :heart: Crazy Asian Ladies!
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I played NL10 tonight drunk as hell and lost moneys
BOC!
4 digit loss, amirite?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
this breakdance video is so boc it's ridiculous, it's a MUST watch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYFDY...elated&search=
i guess it isn't "breakdancing" but it's cooler imo. his name is David Elsewhere and he became famous after a 2001 video got on the intrawebs ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUF3...elated&search= ). wiki said it's the 8th most viewed video in the history of the internet. how does anyone even know that anyway?
What's the number 1 video? I bet it's that stupid monkey drinking his own pee.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
actually it's the old but amazingly funny star wars kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU ... brings back memories of 11th grade where me and my friends almost died laughing watching this with our teacher... sooo funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
good to see georges sig representin' in 8th place http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs
here's the article btw http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15958470/
I'm Back!!
PokerStars Tournament #60042814, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $1.00/$0.20
18 players
Total Prize Pool: $18.00
Tournament started - 2007/09/02 - 14:15:25 (ET)
Dear mrhappy333,
You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $7.20 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/boxsco...42751&confId=1Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
WINNER
i wish i'd switched to donkaments 18 months ago
that is all
whatd you win?
Final tabled a 22 rebuy and won 4 Sunday million seats, I only made about 2K today but I just feel like I've been posting big wins way more consistently than I ever did at cash games.
cash games arent about posting big wins, but I guess the consistency part is cool.
just lost an 8k pot.............. at 5/10
hmmm should i put two 42 inch plasmas in my apartment? I already have one here, but the other one is at my parents hosue and i'm feelin pretty effin lazy so i think they are getting a free plasma.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
and you don't post it?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
blasphemyQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
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Originally Posted by bode
Madness? This is Sparta!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Speaking of sparta, I played god of war 2 for the first time this weekend (never played the first)...its amazing
suggestions of alcohol for my bar por favor. Currently have grey goose, baileys, tenqueray, captain morgans, some random decent scotish whiskey. What else do i need to ballin up my bar?
Depends on what you and your friends drink most, but I make sure I never run out of Hendrick's gin, Maker's Mark or good tequila (Cazadores reposado is my favorite, but silvers are good if you're mixing). And you ain't ballin if you don't have at least one bottle of single malt scotch.
Glenfiddich if you like Scotch. For something a little different, try Effen Black Cherry Vanilla vodka.
kinda funny, he makes a move
Seat 1: MOMOS14 (32395 in chips)
Seat 2: gp333 (74648 in chips)
Seat 3: NickdaNutz (13085 in chips)
Seat 4: Bright59 (32045 in chips)
Seat 5: djk123 (12432 in chips)
Seat 6: JamesH28 (8340 in chips)
Seat 7: mmorecowbell (11800 in chips)
Seat 8: Pokerdanny (9500 in chips)
Seat 9: Tummer1 (6295 in chips)
MOMOS14: posts the ante 25
gp333: posts the ante 25
NickdaNutz: posts the ante 25
Bright59: posts the ante 25
djk123: posts the ante 25
JamesH28: posts the ante 25
mmorecowbell: posts the ante 25
Pokerdanny: posts the ante 25
Tummer1: posts the ante 25
djk123: posts small blind 150
JamesH28: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Ts Td]
gp333 said, "bright u too good man"
mmorecowbell: folds
Pokerdanny: folds
Tummer1: folds
MOMOS14: folds
gp333: raises 600 to 900
NickdaNutz: raises 1600 to 2500
Bright59: folds
Bright59 said, "lucky more like it"
gp333 said, "noted"
djk123: raises 9907 to 12407 and is all-in
JamesH28: folds
gp333: calls 11507
NickdaNutz: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 2d Ks]
*** TURN *** [8c 2d Ks] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 2d Ks 3h] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
djk123: shows [2c 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
gp333: shows [Ts Td] (a pair of Tens)
djk123 collected 27839 from pot
djk123 said, "oh my"
gp333 said, "CRAZY PLAY REWARDED"
He must have seen the latest season of High Stakes Poker and thought the whole table gives him $500 when you fold.
ahhhh of course i knew i was forgetting one of the liquor food groups....tequila, will patron do? I guess i need some vermouth too so i can make martinis. I will get that glennfiddich xianti.
Patron's solid. Don't skimp on the vermouth... cheap vermouth is like $8/bottle and good stuff is only ~$15, so get the good stuff. Glenfiddich is tasty.
There will be pics of your new BOC pad, right, bmx?
yeah very soon, i'm almost set up, things are a little messy at the moment though.
I don't have an actual bar, but I do have a liquor stash. I like to keep a bottle of Blue Label around for special occasions. Gotta have something expensive like that.
Hey X, what is the date on the Gauntlet?
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Originally Posted by Bmxicle
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ter_bottle.jpg
I think this is one of those liquors you either love or hate, so if you hate it obviously don't bother.
for the ladies
frangelico
kahlau
chambord
for the guys
a bourbon of a 100 proof or more( turkey)
scotch
canadian whiskey(crown)
and some cognac
get rid of the tanqueray and get some bombay saphire. also jager is a must.
i drank alot of this in mexico. good stuff, and i hate tequilaQuote:
Originally Posted by zook
For real, Saphire just looks pimp and tastes good too. Knob Creek is the bourbon for your top shelf. Don't forget Sambuca if you have any gumba's in your crew.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
Now, do we need to discuss wine?
BMX, i can't help with wine it is a matter of taste, occasion and who you are drinking with.
but wine glasses i know a bit about
spiegelau(sp) and riedel(sp) are my favorites but costly
for wine you will need a few different styles for starters
champagne flute
general purpose white
general pupose red
dessert glass(port, sherry and ice wine)
i was addicted to buying wine glasses online awhile back and bought all kinds of styles :roll:
a nice burgundy glass is great for pinot, and i also use them for big oaky chards
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
<3
Someone teach me to stop going all-in just because I don't think someone has a pair. I shoved 3x pot on the turn and got insta-called by king high fuck me for making the most transparent bluff ever.
For computer techs...
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no grand marnier?
that shit is ballinQuote:
Originally Posted by dev
Dealt to gp333 [Jd Jh]
ALFARIO: raises 150 to 300
Glocky LFC: folds
vinnyvjpvjp: folds
damu88: folds
gp333: raises 1350 to 1650
Balljehaka: folds
stipi99: folds
rk58: folds
tjd976: folds
ALFARIO: calls 1350
*** FLOP *** [Kc Jc 2d]
ALFARIO: bets 500
gp333: raises 500 to 1000
ALFARIO: calls 500
*** TURN *** [Kc Jc 2d] [Qc]
ALFARIO: bets 2385 and is all-in
gp333: calls 2385
*** RIVER *** [Kc Jc 2d Qc] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ALFARIO: shows [7h Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
gp333: shows [Jd Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
ALFARIO collected 10295 from pot
i cannot take u seriously with little glittery tassles covering ur nipplesQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Title of this thread needs to be changed, I'm not sure to exactly what but it shouldn't have ballin in the title.
Seriously, I think we forgot the point of this thread.
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Originally Posted by gabe
Now, this doesn't sound like much, but read the first few pages of the thread. C'mon you kings of FTR. We can bring this thread back!
I went to an enlisted club on an Air Force base yesterday, and it was freakin wicked. There were seven bars. One main bar, and six side bars. All of which were ridiculously packed with liquor. So, we go and get wasted. I'm out doing my white boy thing on the dance floor, when this hot ass black babe comes up and starts grinding on me. I'm like, "Hell ya bitch!" and start enjoying myself.
Then, I realize that I had too much to drink. So I get her off the dance floor. We chat for about 2 min., then she does this. She takes my phone, puts her number in it, and calls herself to make sure it works.
Being drunk, I ask what she wants me to do with that. She says call me. Then she leans in for the face suck. Really smoothly I go "No, later." She smiles, and I leave. I get to my car and make sure no one is watching. Then I puke out what I've been holding back for the past thirty minutes of dancing and talking.
Your avatar is not BOC, unibomber. Mario Williams > Calvin Johnson.
ha, youre right and good story. im currently living in a house with 6 other crazy alcoholics so i feel more of these stories coming soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
*warning very BOC story ahead*
So my boy whos part of a frat where I go to college invites me to a kegger. I am there way early and start drinking. By the time said event happens I am completely smashed. So basically 3 locals who have always have beef wtih the college kids because they think they are all pussies and are easy to pick on come into the party.
We ask them to leave and they comply. They come back with about 8 total people and start talking shit in the front yard. This goes on for about 20 minutes and is completely ridiuclous.
Finally I escort lady friend out through everyone and to her car, about half way there I hear someone get hit and bottles breaking. I run back to the house and all the frat guys have scattered and the locals are beating my friend over the head with a skateboard. I grab the dudes board when hes in a backswing and start beating the shit out of him. His friends jump me and I manage to roll out from under them ripping my shirt and run back to my car. They stop following me. I get big object #1 from my car and run back to the house where the locals are smashing all the windows to the house. I bust dumbass over the head with big object #1 and split his skull. Everyone runs off and I split around the corner where my boy picks me up.
FUCK LOCALS
****extermely drunk post****
I don't even care. Once they go pro, they are dead to me. I only watch the NFL for the football, I don't like the league.
wait what
I have so many friends who are like you and I just don't get it. The NFL is 10 times better you should stop being a homer pussy and realize that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
/thread
i'd estimate that 80% of strategy related-content that I read on poker forums makes me shake my head and say "wait, what?".
19% or so is logical and well thought, even though it's either still wrong or very situationally-dependent.
of the remaining 1%, I think I posted about 90% of it or so.
Ballin', or just plain arrogant?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
posts like this make u sound like an idiotQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
lol i love itQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
idiotic and arrogant, no doubt
What is this strategy posting you speak of?
lol, yaQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
<3 lukie
BeeSeeYouZee (3:31:39 PM): wore my ftr shirt to school yesterday
BeeSeeYouZee (3:31:45 PM): then went to a party in the dorms
BeeSeeYouZee (3:32:00 PM): this guy was like "you play or you just like the shirt?
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:29:58 PM): lol
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:30:06 PM): nobody in their right mind could possibly like the FTR shirts
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:09 PM): hahah
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:13 PM): I dont like the slogan on the bakc
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:18 PM): but I like the symbol
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:21 PM): on the front
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:34 PM): anyways the guy says he played proffessionally in vegas
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:35 PM): for 2 years
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:39 PM): Im a bit skeptic
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:50 PM): I kinda get at the fact that i play online mostly
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:57 PM): and hes like "yah, thats a good place to start"
BeeSeeYouZee (3:33:59 PM): ...
BeeSeeYouZee (3:34:18 PM): "yah... cuz you totally can make more live, playing one table at a time and all..." (thick thick sarcasm)
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:31:31 PM): lol
BeeSeeYouZee (3:34:31 PM): then he starts going off about how live is real poker, and this and that
BeeSeeYouZee (3:34:37 PM): then gets into a rant about how texas holdem is a game
BeeSeeYouZee (3:34:41 PM): and its not real poker
BeeSeeYouZee (3:34:50 PM): I asked him waht games he played
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:06 PM): and he said mostly texas holdem because thats hwat is played mostly
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:12 PM): and im like "nah... what limits"
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:24 PM): this is after he already asid a decent night for him was taking home 10-15k
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:36 PM): he says "you know hwatever, 200 or 500 max buyin"
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:32:46 PM): lol
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:41 PM): .....
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:32:50 PM): "right"
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:46 PM): I just kinda walked away
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:49 PM): btw
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:50 PM): guy was 40
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:33:02 PM): he's like marty
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:33:03 PM): probably
BeeSeeYouZee (3:35:58 PM): with asian symbol tattoes on his neck
BeeSeeYouZee (3:36:05 PM): and at a dorm party..
BeeSeeYouZee (3:36:08 PM): DOT DOT DOT
LuKie StyLe 3 (3:33:16 PM): ha
LuKie StyLe 3: hey, my posts on ftr just keep getting worse and worse
LuKie StyLe 3: i seriously have to be top 3 worst posters right now, probably top 10 worst of all time
thats not edited either, its real, lukie can confirm
p.s. the dorm room was of this swedish kid. I think he might have the gay, but could just be because hes a eurolander. Either way he was still cool.
we had a conversation about hip hop. It was kinda awkward discussing the best gangstarr tracks with a funny looking lanky swede.
i can confirm that both aim convo's posted above are legit. gabe did leave out a few lines inbetween the ones that were posted, but it's not deceiving and the gist of the comments are correct.
moment of truth
ben, what are you talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
you wouldn't understand (and neither do I), he's on a different level
yeah he's like the gabe of old, thinking on 1 or 3 or 5 levels deeper than I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
callcallcallcallcall
no, not that type of level. his post made me believe that there was a good chance he could be high right now. it made no sense to us, but if we were high we would have obviously quoted his post and been like "YEAH MAN moment of truth yo."