to all my poker buds who ive talked to on the phone: i just got an iphone (boc) and need to get everyones number again. so could everyone txt me with their FTR name? ty ty boc
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to all my poker buds who ive talked to on the phone: i just got an iphone (boc) and need to get everyones number again. so could everyone txt me with their FTR name? ty ty boc
That's close to right, but not what I meant. If you're single, you wash your clothes with whatever soap is handy. Laundry soap, dish soap, whatever. That way, you have more time to have a life. Otherwise, you probably don't have one at all. Married people don't have a life anyway, so it's okay to get excited about laundry soap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bode-ist
OMG POSTS PER PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTH XMAN?
yesss iphone
Posts per page was temporarily changed from 70 to 200 while we search for and move HU topics to the new HU Poker forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
It'll be reverted once the mass moving is done.
hey everyone!!! whats up. Just an update, I havent been around in a while.
I put myself on self ban from poker, havent visited this site in a while, and have not even read any poker stuff.
But the good news is I have been working out like a madman, riding my mountainbike and eating the right foods.
So far I have lost 17-20lbs and feel great. the attention I' m getting from the girls is unreal. This makes me want to ride harder and workout more.
Anyways, I miss this place.
Gabe, good job hitting the final table recently.
Boondock, I hope you get better soon.
wish me luck.
may all your ups and downs be under the sheets!
T
stay ballin mrhappy
Where all the white womin at?
I miss raptor jesus, why did his reign of greatness have to end?Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
So buying detergent from the store every 3 months means I don't have a life?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
FWIW, there was a P&G coupon so I bought the combo on a whim. Why would it relate to you? You go out drinking, pass out at 3am, wake up at 9 for class, stumble there, barley make it on time. Do you smell like shit? Yes. What if your shirt smells fresh and clean and a girl sits down next to you?
This needed a new post.
I went to circuit city on Saturday. I knew they didn't have the TV I wanted (yeah interwebs). But I wanted to check out the picture on some competition anyway. They do have the model below in stock (only difference, 10,000:1 contrast vs 15,000:1 contrast). If I buy it in store I get a 19" LCD-HDTV for free :D :D :D
I'll post pics after I get everything set up.
Also, today I bottled 3 batches of wine (15 bottles), started 2 new batches, and a batch of beer.
Roommate: "You have a TV, a couch and you make your own beer. Sounds like you're set"
I started playing baseball again a few months ago. The team I play on has a few of my old (college) teammates on it. Everyone else on the team played in college, and a few of them played professionally for a few years. It's not your typical men's league team, as we're actually pretty good.
Anyway, tonight we played the Croatian National Team in an exhibition game (the crazy Euros obviously called it a 'friendly'). They're in the United States for the next few weeks playing minor league, semi-pro, college (Kansas University) and non-professional teams like us. After they're done in the USA, they go to Spain to try to qualify for the Olympics.
We played a nine-inning game and beat them 7-2, with me going 2 for 4 with two doubles, two RBIs, and two runs scored.
It was pretty cool to play against them, but it definitely showed how far behind Europe is in baseball with us handling them like we did.
I was kidding swig. I guess sarcasm is hard to grasp through text. My bad. Oh, and I'm a Marine. Not a college student.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
No prob, I never get on-line sarcasm. Knowing you're a Marine makes your reply a lot funnier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
BOCOB => BOC on a budget
so which of you ballers are coming to aruba?
LOL, I can do Aruba.
I'll take the next ferry.
cant do aruba or i prob get kicked out of school
i was just watching some late night comedy central and there are lots of girls gone wild commercials. how many of those videos do you think they have made? 20+??
FYP?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
1. Best of Girls Gone Wild
2. Girls Gone Wild (1998)
3. Girls Gone Wild: All New College Girls Exposed (2007)
4. Girls Gone Wild: All New Dormroom Fantasies (two volumes) (2005, 2007)
5. Girls Gone Wild: America Uncovered with Doug Stanhope (2004)
6. Girls Gone Wild: Bad Girls (2005)
7. Girls Gone Wild: Beach Babes (three volumes) (2002–2005)
8. Girls Gone Wild: Best of Blondes (2006)
9. Girls Gone Wild: Best of Endless Spring Break (two volumes)
10. Girls Gone Wild: Best of Girl Power (four volumes) (2005–2006)
11. Girls Gone Wild: Best of Mardi Gras (2000)
12. Girls Gone Wild: Best of On Tour (four volumes)
13. Girls Gone Wild: Best of Spring Break (2000)
14. Girls Gone Wild: Best of Ultimate Spring Break
15. Girls Gone Wild: Behind Closed Doors (2006)
16. Girls Gone Wild: Bubba Sparxxx XXX Tour (2006)
17. Girls Gone Wild: Canada (2005)
18. Girls Gone Wild: Co-Ed Tryouts (three volumes) (2005)
19. Girls Gone Wild: College Co-Eds
20. Girls Gone Wild: College Girls Exposed (two volumes) (2000)
21. Girls Gone Wild: Craziest Frat Parties (2002)
22. Girls Gone Wild: Daddy's Little Girls
23. Girls Gone Wild: Divas of Daytona (2002)
24. Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style (hosted by Snoop Dogg) (2002)
25. Girls Gone Wild: Dormroom Fantasies (eight volumes) (2002)
26. Girls Gone Wild: Endless Spring Break (fourteen volumes)
27. Girls Gone Wild: Extreme (four volumes)
28. Girls Gone Wild: Extreme Orgy (three volumes)
29. Girls Gone Wild: Extreme Sex (2006)
30. Girls Gone Wild: First Timers (three volumes) (2006)
31. Girls Gone Wild: Forbidden Spring Break (2002)
32. Girls Gone Wild: Freshman Orientation (four volumes) (2006)
33. Girls Gone Wild: Funkin' at Freaknik (2002)
34. Girls Gone Wild: Games (2005)
35. Girls Gone Wild: Girl Power (twelve volumes)
36. Girls Gone Wild: Girls on Girls (2007)
37. Girls Gone Wild: Girls Who Like Girls (2005)
38. Girls Gone Wild: Island Orgy
39. Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras Invasion
40. Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras 2k1
41. Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras 2k2
42. Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras 2k3
43. Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras 2k4
44. Girls Gone Wild: My 18th Birthday (2006)
45. Girls Gone Wild: On Campus (three volumes)
46. Girls Gone Wild: On Tour (eight volumes)
47. Girls Gone Wild Presents Bubba Sparxxx Charmed Life Tour (2006)
48. Girls Gone Wild: Road Trip (2003)
49. Girls Gone Wild: Rocks America (2006)
50. Girls Gone Wild: The Seized Video (2003)
51. Girls Gone Wild: Sexes Up Las Vegas
52. Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break Sex Riot (2006)
53. Girls Gone Wild: Sex Starved College Girls (ten volumes)
54. Girls Gone Wild: Sexy Sorority Sweethearts (two volumes)
55. Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break 2k1
56. Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break 2k2
57. Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break 2k4
58. Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break 2005
59. Girls Gone Wild: Sweet Young Sex Maniacs (2006)
60. Girls Gone Wild: Totally Exposed, Uncensored and Beyond (twelve volumes) (2000)
61. Girls Gone Wild: Ultimate Spring Break (eight volumes) (2002–2003)
62. Girls Gone Wild: Ultimate Rush (2006)
63. Girls Gone Wild: Ultimate Sex Rush (2006)
64. Girls Gone Wild: Wet T-Shirt Strip Off (2002)
65. Girls Gone Wild: Wild World (2007)
SHIT SON!
ya, that guy is a billionaire
16. Girls Gone Wild: Bubba Sparxxx XXX Tour (2006)
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I'm such a troublemaker.
I get it.
BOCOB= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYGmaLL5KG0
boc
so lately ive been on this super weird sleep schedule, i've gone to bed at times at 6pm (the next day) and waking up at 11pm to skipping sleep completely to sleeping 3-4 times in one 24 hr period. I have lost all concept of 'days' this last week or 2. I almost always have my phone off or in another room when i sleep; this was not the case last night.
i've always read that you dream lots in your sleep just a lot of the time (or in my case, all the time) you don't remember them.
so i'm in a vegas hotel room. it's my second and last day. the room is pretty much empty. the room is familiar but i can't put a grip on where it's from. the dimensions are off though, it's too big and everything in it is too small. some of my old friends are walking around and i'm in the corner getting all the shit that my 2 roommates left behind (i faintly remember jamurda being here i think he was one of them, he already left).
i think everyone else i know or once knew IRL. i hear faint rumblings of me being a poker player in the background. or i think i do but i'm really not (like i remember actually thinking this like i might be going crazy). All of a sudden I turn around and this CRAZY white haired man is staring at me. it's freaking me out right now. it's like a super crazy version of 'doc' from back to the future. most specifically there's a scene in back to the future 2 where he is staring at marty... might be in the 'bad world' when he gets committed.
ANYWAY he asks some really strange poker game theory questions. somewhere it's acknowledged that i'm decent at poker with the implied understanding that i still only make money b/c i'm better than my opponents. [rake means we should all lose right???]
he asks what it would be like if i was at a table full of 'Lukie's'. i say that would suck. He says yeah, but would YOU make money. I chuckle at first but immediately realize what he meant-- i would be the only one who 'knew' and i could exploit all my flaws. i had this sense that i was going to figure out poker and become the most dominating player ever. at the very least i could you know, go back to beating instead of donating at high stakes.
The phone rings.
WHAT THE FUCK WHO IS CALLING ME AT 6 IN THE MORNING?????????????? OMFG AM I TIRED. AND THIRSTY. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
so i pick it up (i'm awake now if u didn't get the memo, shittard) and it's my friend ashley and she got a house and wants to have a party, i mumble a few words lilke good morning and why would u call so early and she starts laughing.
i try to fall back asleep but i just can't; so i decided to post on FTR. somewhere along the way i realized that it is indeed 6:15pm and not 6:15am, but what's the difference? it's just one letter.
the end.
endboc
goddamnit i want to know what happened before and after the dream left off. like what was i doing in vegas??? and what did i tell the crazy old man (who had a magician type cap on btw)??????????????
so irritating, hopefully this will continue next time i sleep.
lol
i missed you, lukie
sup courtie, missed you too.
if you could say something along the lines of reading my story and actually enjoying it, that would be great. I'm pretty sure you're the only person that I can count on.
thanks <3
Sure!
Lukie, I read your entire story and I enjoyed it.
How's that?
beat lukie in madden 2008, he fumbled 3 times, twice in the redzone i think
for you with madden 08 for the ps3 whats your gamer tag? I would like to get into a game wtih some of you. I am savageSC on the ps3 network
PokerStars Tournament #59096418, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $20.00/$2.00
423 players
Total Prize Pool: $37900.00
Tournament started - 2007/08/28 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Dear mcatdog,
Tournament #59096418 has been cancelled due to technical reasons.
When a tournament is cancelled before players are in the money, we
refund
each player their tournament fee, and then divide up the prize pool
based
on the following formula:
- 50% of the award pool distributed evenly between remaining players
- 50% of the award pool distributed proportionally according to the
chip
count
At the time of cancellation there were 119 player remaining, and your
chip
count was 16,088. Total chips in play were 2,981,500.
Prize pool to be divided equally: $37,900.00/2 = $18,950.00
Prize pool to be divided based on chip count: $37,900.00/2 = $18,950.00
Your share in money equally divided: $18,950.00/119 = $159.24
Your share based on chip count: $18,950.00 x (16,088/2,981,500) =
$102.25
Your entry fee refunded: $2.00
Total money refunded to your account: $263.49
We apologize for the inconvenience.
The PokerStars Team
I was doing really well in the 33 rebuy on Full Tilt until one of the chip leaders open shoved UTG with A4o and got there, so I'm really glad PokerStars crashed right after that before I even had a chance to go on life tilt and lose my stack in the 22 rebuy. I consider this a free $260, it was like perfect timing.
madden is so effing riggedQuote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
my 2nd game, trip's first
i lose 20-17
lost 3 freaking fumbles
his 3 scores consist of a wr breaking a tackle like 4 times and going 80 yards twice, and a fumble recovery for a TD like 90 yards the other way
i have like 7 or 9 sustained, clock eating drives, 3 end in scores, 4 end in turnovers (3 fumbles 1 int), 2 end with me running out of time, at end of both halves
then he quit me, he FREAKING HIT AND RAN ME AT MADDEN!
afdjlfjalskdsadf;fadf
lets talk about my story now? i just woke up from another few hour nap and i have no recollection of this dream continuing.
ok, need to get ready for the 3-4am EST trading of EUR/USD and GBP/USD, very volatile time for both currencies.
boc
LOL
Madden? Play Chi-Town
Then run every single KR/PR for a touchdown with D Hester
Awesome story lukie.
haha this is goodQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
i mean, i can understand this happening maybe in the winter time or something, but don't you have a window in your room?
Reporter was taking pictures of me as I was standing alone in front of the new VT memorial wearing an FTR t-shirt. So keep an eye open!
Haha that's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I totally feel ya, I used to work weird night shifts and it just fucks with you, there's so many disorientated waking moments where you truly have no idea what the fuck is going on. Dreams mix in with reality and vice versa. It's pretty trippy.
Just finished doing nights and I know exactly what you mean. Recently I slept for 18 hours and got to work 4 hours late in a complete daze! And whenever someone rang me up in the day while I was sleeping I always assumed it was a dream. Never again please :( I really need to get better at poker so can start BOC!Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
although ive had some big tourney wins lately, today was my first win > $10k in almost 2 months. been feeling/playing awesome lately and i think if it keeps up i can still make $500k on the year
$500k? That puts things into perspective. I am trying to stay black. And I feel pretty good about it. Good thing I'm a balla and got money in da bank.
If you break 500k, can I have 1? :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
u r my hero, gabe
lukie, your story isnt getting enough recognition, I really like it, respekt.
Gabes going for 500k? Sick. I havent played in a few weeks cuz I was kinda waiting on a stake that I was sure would come through since I had 2 people that seemed down. Doesnt look liek that will work out though, so over the long weekend Im gonna grindhouse 50nl. Hopefully by sept 13th when I go on a ~2 week break I can have a roll for atlesat 100. Then its gonna be a super grindathon, hopefully putting me at 200. My lease is up in exactly 3 months, need monies for new apartaments, go go me.
hey boost
how is the cheffing going?
Agreed, it was interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
word. my name is blackatom on the ps3 network. hit up my AIM and well get something going.Quote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
goddamnit
PokerStars Game #11776457922: Hold'em Pot Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/30 - 14:52:16 (ET)
Table 'Dorothea' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: advcomm ($384 in chips)
Seat 2: grabbit1984 ($161 in chips)
Seat 3: zero Kelvin ($335.20 in chips)
Seat 4: microfish4 ($54 in chips)
Seat 5: denton06 ($174 in chips)
Seat 6: Keith Olands ($248.55 in chips)
Seat 7: softas ($306.35 in chips)
Seat 8: Lukieplaya ($599.95 in chips)
Seat 9: tablady ($80 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $2
tablady: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [7d 7c]
zero Kelvin said, "KK will have to see another day"
advcomm: calls $4
grabbit1984: folds
zero Kelvin: calls $4
microfish4: folds
denton06: folds
Keith Olands: folds
Keith Olands said, "deuces"
Keith Olands said, "had to push"
softas: raises $8 to $12
zero Kelvin said, "just as well"
Keith Olands said, "or fold"
zero Kelvin said, "gj"
Keith Olands said, "but what fun would that be"
zero Kelvin said, ":)"
Lukieplaya: calls $10
Keith Olands said, "tnx"
tablady: calls $8
advcomm: folds
zero Kelvin: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7s Qh]
Lukieplaya: bets $34
tablady: folds
zero Kelvin: folds
softas: calls $34
*** TURN *** [Kh 7s Qh] [7h]
Lukieplaya: bets $72
softas: calls $72
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7s Qh 7h] [Jh]
Lukieplaya: bets $200
softas: calls $188.35 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [7d 7c] (four of a kind, Sevens)
softas: shows [Ah Th] (a Royal Flush)
softas collected $637.70 from pot
ouch
Bad Beat Jackpot?
proof again online poker is rigged
no chance that happens in real life
that's not ballin lukie. wrong thread
I disagree. A bad beat that bad is BOC with bold letters.
Also, Lukie your story a little earlier was actually pretty good. I was flabbergasted.
Do you like being a zombie? Or are you more like a cyborg now?
Yikes! If that happened on Party i'd probs top myself cos they need quad 8s or better to hit the jackpot :lol:
c/f that river brotha!
</3 lukie
came home instead of going out so I could grind. Due to unforseen circumstances I wont be able to play for an indefinate amount of time. Almost surely wont get a single hand in this weekend. *sigh* ... Im getting a bit worried about the future, something I dont do much of anymore.
flomo, school is fun, doing intro to garde manger now. I thought I wouldnt like it cuz of the lack of cooking, but I actually think its my favorite class so far. I made some bad ass mediterranean crotini yesterday with humus, oven dried tomatoes, some nice olives and macerated red onions. I had to schuck a whole #10 can of chick peas for the humus, but it was worth it.
about a year ago I pulled an all-nighter. Got home at 5pm or something and laid down on the couch, set my alarm for 6pm.
Wake up and it's dawn/dusk outside, look at my phone "8:10p". "WTF, how did I sleep all night? What the fuck is that 'p' for?"
I grab a water and go sit on the front porch, still way in a daze. My neighbor comes out and starts talking to me, I just stare blankly. "Why the fuck are you drunk at 8 in the morning?" She gives me a weird look and goes back inside.
So what was the 'p' for?
swigg, that p meant it was pm which means it was really evening, and not morning.
:roll:
sick value shove, holla
PokerStars Game #11789883635: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/08/31 - 08:26:12 (ET)
Table 'Kalliope III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: rexfatai ($1403.05 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($1089.40 in chips)
Seat 3: geirto ($761 in chips)
Seat 4: Rockkyroad ($351 in chips)
Seat 5: Steelcase5 ($251.40 in chips)
Seat 6: epic06comp ($439 in chips)
rexfatai: posts small blind $3
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ad Kd]
geirto: folds
Rockkyroad: folds
Steelcase5: raises $12 to $18
epic06comp: folds
rexfatai: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $36 to $54
Steelcase5: calls $36
*** FLOP *** [9c Jh 8d]
Lukieplaya: checks
Steelcase5: bets $192
Lukieplaya: raises $192 to $384
Steelcase5: folds
Lukieplaya collected $492 from pot
Lukieplaya: doesn't show hand
I'm going to be a graduate teaching assistant at Western Michigan University and they gave me an office. I think that's pretty ballin'
that IS ballin'.
but do you have a window.....that is the question.
What are you going to be teaching, Bob? That *is* pretty badass, btw.
Can assistants be ballers? Pretty sure that's a NO. Now get me a sandwich.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
comedy gold
and some coffee, 2 sugars plz.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
pretty nice gig though boc.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
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move into my baller pad tomorrow in downtown van wooooo
one $100 bill and the rest dollas AMIRITE?
X-man those pictures are fucking BOC
pics or banQuote:
Originally Posted by Bmxicle
They did give me a window, it's in the corner but it's a window and has a pretty good view. I'm an assistant but I'm pretty much in charge of two sections of algebra 1. I get a general outline of what sections of the book I should be doing on what days but other than that, I have to write my own lesson plans, give all the lectures, decide what and how much homework to give and also give quizzes. The guy who runs the algebra program sits in on my class once every couple weeks but that's it.