Rush PLO, fucking Rush plo.
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Rush PLO, fucking Rush plo.
You use mayo on pizza and chili sauce? I've never heard of that. I can see a chili sauce, I guess that's a little like the red pepper flakes I put on pizza. But mayo?Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
Not on it, as dip. The mayo and sweet chilli compliment each other well.
Moving
Mayo
sdrawkcab epyt ohw elpoep
self-advertising masochists
ban.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
stupidass pictures of a massive yacht being towed by a tiny yugo
People with less posts than me that want me banned for hating mayo.
Also, people who think post count is somehow a measure of status.
People with high post counts thinking that somehow trumps my seniority.
When you're playing a shooting game and the plot takes all your weapons away
People who resurrect old threads with something inane
When it rains look for rainbows. ;) When it's dark look for stars. :cool:
Fucking bidding bots on ebay
The pub on the beach? Watering Hole is it? I was there in the summer and saw that Easy Star All Stars were booked, I nearly cried.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
When the ice cubes haven't been in the freezer long enough and they don't crack when you pour your drink over them.
People who eat while on the phone. Not friends and family so much, but when I answer the phone at work and I can hear the hard sweet rattling around their mouth at the other end... goes right through me
finish your food first, then call.
when people is rude against other people.
:mad:
Donkbet
When people talk about things they don't know anything about and say it as if it right what they are saying, ir they know about the subject
People who make sense of little in partly thanks to poor England.
openshove 40bb+
You need a visit from the whaaa-amberlamps!Quote:
Originally Posted by vatopkr
When my friends call me to go out and get drunk,but im stuck playing mtt`s and in the final i just made some bubbles and no itm,lol
When you're spooning in bed and she farts into your crotch
well, at least you weren't eating her pussy after she ate onions
Does that not just make you laugh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luco
in my case it really does depend on whether she's had onions or not
She thinks it's hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
I like onionsQuote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
It's been a while since someone farted in my crotch. You should cherish those moments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luco
Well I don't kick her out of bed for it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
try more like, you're jumping out of bed and running for your dear life
People who say 'of course' and 'of course not' instead of yes and no. If I ever kill someone, it's not because of some deep seated ideological differences or a sense of righteousness. 'I was just asking if the coasters were in top cupboard, and there was no reason to be flippant about it your honor.'
ya obv
what about people who start sentences too often with "basically"? they might as well preface everything with "i'm going to simplify this in terms that even you could understand".
People who say "what's more" instead of "furthermore".
People who say "could of" instead of "could've".
They should be stabbed in the throat.
People who start a sentence with "I just wanna say..."
Yeah, because if they don't say that he'll never get his word in, 'cause we are too damn rude to let him, right?
I do enjoy occasionally interrupting people with 'Can I just stop you there' and then not follow it up with anything.
This isn't tilting, it's funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
What is tilting is people explaining my jokes back to me.
Being patronised isn't tilting.
Ofcourse the thing that tilts me most is when fish at the table keep moving in with trash and winning, no matter how careful I play!
what's really gonna bake your noodle is, you're the fish.
When traveling by plane youre treating as some combination of a criminal and cattle. It tilts me badly.
When ass has more grip than hand.
Reading some of my old posts and realizing how not funny I used to be
Reading my old posts and still thinking I'm funny while everyone else still thinks I'm a twat.
:p TRUE STORY))Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
2. people who wear poker t-shirts.
3. Justin Bieber
4. People who stare at their hole cards for like 21 seconds after being showed the best hand....and then they say "you got me" before they finally throw it away. I ****in know I got you or else you woulda shown your hand 20 seconds ago fish
reading posts that are not my own