aw, just read it with an endearing southern drawl land it will warm your heart, i promise
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aw, just read it with an endearing southern drawl land it will warm your heart, i promise
At least that shit doesn't make the page load as slow as the shit videos he posts.
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Originally Posted by ImSavy
i can find some redeeming qualities in the videos he posted in this thread.
play nice children, it's the randomness thread
you can just post your profundities around my interruptions
You're always home aren't you bikes?Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Back by popular acclaim:
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And this bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows I can't change.
Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love, yeah,
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it so badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord, help me, I can't change.
Lord, I can't change.
Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/344d75d73...xmuto1_500.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
i rip and i rhyme. and i rhyme and i rip. this is the way dylan spits.
Everybody's an asshole except Chelle and Ronnie. I try not to be one but my consistency could stand some work.
Everyone on this forum is an ass, elsewise they would not be on this forum.
im more of a hater than an asshole
People who don't know me think I'm the biggest asshole. I think it's my avatars "bitchy resting face" . If I spend any time with them, the joviality comes out, and I come off as the opposite of an asshole.Quote:
Originally Posted by abelardx
I only recently figured out this might be a problem.
blowsy
Your avatar does set an ugly mood.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
Here are some suggested new ones:
http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/...ps499da610.jpg
http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/...psf55f126f.jpg
http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/...ps7f98c925.jpg
better?
That is awesome! Keep it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
For posterity in case you change it back:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...939&type=thumb
YOU CHANGE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
Too late for combover guy. I've got dibs.
so as per usual i have forgotten until now that this weekend is halloween weekend. since i has no costume its time once again to break out the twister sheet.
I like to think of myself as eccentric, that's the better definition. Though I'm sure people that have come in contact with me within the last 6 or so months would say I'm strong willed, too honest, overly passionate about how she feels, or just a cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by abelardx
So in other news,model Halloween party is tomorrow [Wednesday] night. Finished the hobbit outfit, even made the leaf thing that goes on the cloak and boyfriend is impressed. Couldn't find a fucking vest, or suspenders that'd look good. So, I ended up just making some suspenders that button on. Looks pretty good. Also made some hobbit ears outta liquid latex. IDK what the fucking fuck we're gonna do about his shoes ordeal, since hobbits don't wear shoes, and he -has- to wear shoes since we're gonna be in a tavern kinda place. I saw where you can make some invisible shoes outta flip flops, but alas, it's fucking October and no one is selling flip flops. God damnit. Good news though, my fairy outfit is done, I think, kind of, not really. I want to make one more thing, and should have it all finished by 11am.
I quit craftiness as of about 1:15am, and had been working on it since about 6pm. With no breaks except to drink on some water or nibble on some fewds. I feel like I'mma cry and scream at the same time. I don't know the amount of times that I got slightly burnt with the hot glue from the glue gun. That shit hurts.
OS X Mavericks just got out. Free. Go grab it yo
Why can't we all be nice and get along?
This is what happens when I stop banning people
Ban everyone! True peace and harmony can only come through nothingness!
Someone has been reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
New evidence shows hobbits not so friendly after all:
http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6833337e.png
http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/...ps5ec6352d.png
Save it for the lolpics thread
oh right, i forgot about the lolpics thread
Haaated it.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
The very end was alright.
: ]Quote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
Any of you Brits going to see the Jaguars 49ers game at Wembley Stadium this weekend? The Jaguars owner Shad Kahn also owns Fulham FC.
Party was fun, even though there were less people dressed up than I assumed. Is okay, the dude the organized it and bought everyone a drink was dressed up in a fuzzy bear outfit. I was introduced to a drink called "kenny chesney", and I was pleasantly surprised. It was lovely. There were so many cameras and very little room to hide. Costume was a hit. I get drunk/tipsy way too easy. Now I'm just curious as to how many pics are gonna be uploaded by how many different photographers.
I'm sorry but Jeremy Brett is the best Sherlock Holmes of all time. He actually acts like Sherlock does in the books. How come this was never shown on US tv? This is an awesome series.
Sherlock Holmes: I would like the key to the cellar.
Caretaker: What for?
Sherlock: To get inside.
US tv is too busy with toddlers in tiaras and other fucked reality tv shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by abelardx
I wish reality shows would stop. Belgian tv is equally dilluted by them as the rest of the world, it's frustrating. Not that I watch a lot of tv, but because of trash like this being on all the time I'm not even motivated to watch anymore. Reality shows are so cheap to make compared to quality productions and too many people keep watching them, like this it'll never end.
Why is there not a larger effort to shame selfies? It's fine if you're on your own and want a picture of yourself with something but I can't believe how many guys take pictures of themselves around the house like this just to have a photo of themselves taken.
We used to laugh at this kind of person!!
I love the IT Crowd and never heard about it until somebody mentioned it online. That show is hilarious. This Jen is the internet. Maurice Moss is my favorite. Ab Fab was pretty good too. At least we got to see that occasionally on PBS as part of the britcom lineup.
I'm a little jealous of his self-confidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
We used to laugh at people like this until everybody fooled themselves into thinking Will Ferrell is funny and should be emulatedQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
He's like a living example of the Dunnington-Kruger effect.
dunning
So I'm challenging a parking ticket. I'm guilty. But fuck them. I'm taking the disproportionate charge levied line. Wish me luck.
lol I'm an idiot. Why did I think it was Dunnington?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
When I went to traffic court, for a not stopping violation, the traffic cop 'null comped' it. Apparently it was enough for him that I just appear and show some respect.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
If you've never seen The IT Crowd watch that 'this Jen is the internet' video. Super funny.
Damn, dude.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/24/russel...swers-4159599/
This Russel Brand, fellow. He makes himself hard to hate. He's personable like Ali was quick.
Brand's naive view of politics and history is frustrating
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
It's nice to have these ideals but you have to be realistic about what is possible too.
Actually I mostly agree with the interviewer.
Me too.
Democratic representation is powerful and realpolitik is a thing. You'd think he thought Britain was never a monarchy and that the pie in the sky is real
He's witty, articulate, and unrelenting-- so it's easy to nod your head to what he says and laugh at his jabs. And while I think there is a roll for this sort of broad ambiguous anger at "the system", in the end we need solutions, not just lists of what's wrong. If when probed for details on the proposed revolution, you become evasive, you don't deserve to be listened to.
He really isn't witty or articulate though. He just chats bollocks and throws in big words to appear clever.
It's not that he's easy to roll with, it's that he's hard to roll over. He's like one of those heavy-bottomed tackling dummies you may have played with when you were younger - even lifting them from the ground doesn't upset them for long.
I agree with your posture (that you need to bring some substance), so does the interviewer. All I can tell from this is that if someone lets him try, he'll campaign for any idea out there knowing he can full well deal with the consequences that may come. And that's interesting.
edit: When he delivers this line to this specific guy, you know you're dealing with someone who knows how to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YR4CseY9pk#t=9m55s
I like Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding. Is Russell Brand funny? Comcast has like 400 channels. Why don't we get foreign stations?
Do you guys get HBO etc in the UK? Is it the same lineup as here in the states?
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk
My favorite channel right now is Investigation Discovery. Non-stop murder mystery docudramas. I especially like Det. Joe Kenda: Homicide Hunter. He'll look straight in the camera and deadpan something like, "Some people like to kill people. And it's my job to put them in a cage." You go Joe!
http://investigation.discovery.com/t...nter-joe-kenda
I was thoroughly impressed with Brand and the points he makes. He's extremely articulate, extremely clever, and while I think he's overly optimistic the points he make are both brilliant in their simplicity (the current systems causes massive economic differences and voting changes very little apart from the name of the party in power).
I don't see how you can agree with the overall points he makes, even if on the more realistic scale there isn't really anything that can be done
That weird moment where you realize that you're fucking terrified and excited as fucking shit and are kind of planning shit in your head in steps, I think that's the moment where you realize, "wow, I'm adult. "
Sadly it took 26 years for this to fully, completely hit. I've dabbled in adult life, and now it's hitting me in the face and being like HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY LOOK HEY HEY HEY DO THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND HEY THIS TOO.
deep breaths ftw.
FSU - NC State is just ridiculous
I'm watching that show Aftermath: Population Zero and apparently if the power goes out for any length of time the chemical factories are going to explode and kill everything with chlorine gas and similar such.
That Kitaro guy is pretty good at the keyboard music.
"When I see happy couples during Christmas, I wish they would die." - cuddle hostess
I hate how everything on the internets I see I've already seen on reddit and any discussion or comments I make is simply a regurgitation of what Ive read from more funny or insightful people than me on reddit
There are a lot of people on reddit
I did some scouring of the Japan population/sex issue a little bit ago. Youths are not getting married because of traditional sexist values. Husbands are expected to fully provide for their families, so if a Japanese man does not make enough money, he won't date. Wives are expected to act subservient to their husbands, and because Japanese women have other opportunities in the modern world, they seldom choose marriage. Additionally, Japan's taboos about sex are cumbersome. For example, it's commonplace for bathing before and after the act. Combining these issues are why I think so many Japanese have odd sexual tastes and little desire for relationships
As usual, the problem is imposing thoughtless tradition in a changing world
Tradition is important though, otherwise people would have to think about things and that's not as easy as being told what to think.
FYP.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
From a societal point of view, cultural mannerisms streamline day to day life.
Take whatever your sense of politeness is... that is an arbitrary set of boundaries on your behavior that will determine how people react to you. Knowing these rules allow you a rapid expression of your mood and intentions to those around you... in essence giving you a whole set of tells to use to your advantage. But the lines are different in different cultures... what is offensive to one culture is benign to another... so the system of tells is arbitrary, and sets up for rapid, streamlined interactions.
It all goes wrong when you have a group of starving people who are banned from eating whatever foods for cultural reasons, usually based on archaic illnesses that are no longer a threat.
My point is that traditions aren't about being lazy and not thinking... not always, at least... they're about building a society that has an increasing amount to accomplish in each day, and streamlining the interactions of those people on a large scale, for the sake of efficiency.
Or I'm completely mad... there's always that.
Jacksonville has scored a touchdown!
I like the idea of giving your weight in stone. It makes you sound so light.