Mardi gras? what's that? Are you going to eat grass?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
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Mardi gras? what's that? Are you going to eat grass?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
http://i.imgur.com/WRqWLyq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lBzwqMn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Skza3YM.png
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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-david-sedaris
I fucking love David Sedaris.
He seems pretty awesome. I've never read any of his stuff, but from his NPR interview and the title of his books, and this article, I find myself wanting to like him.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
That's a picture of my alleged niece that I posted last.
I got When You Are Engulfed In Flames because I thought it was the best title for a book since Golfing for Cats. I can recommend that one, it's a collection of short stories. The other one I read was Me Talk Pretty One Day which is about him growing up as a gay kid in the 70's. Good book, but more dark than funny. He and Jack Handey are my two favorite funny people at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
[01:08pm] [bbickes] chris martin is da best
[01:08pm] [bbickes] tell me you love me, if you don't then lie to me
[01:10pm] «« quit geoo [[email protected]] ( Ping timeout: 184 seconds )
[01:17pm] [fats] oh yeah
[01:17pm] [fats] nanas!
[01:17pm] [fats] feelings
[01:17pm] [fats] bb i love you
[01:17pm] [fats] no lies
some people know exactly what to say to you.
Wait, fatb is still alive and in communication with the non-tundra-covered world?
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Originally Posted by boost
yes.
fatb is the best internet user ever. He doesn't know it, but he's too good to post here, hence his 50 posts in like 10 years.
Yeah I still talk to him on Skype sometimes, he's the shit
lawd gawd. mermaid outfit was awesome. dancing for hours was awesome. driving home and a cyst rupturing while driving was not awesome.
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Originally Posted by boost
[07:02pm] [bbickes] FATS
[07:02pm] [bbickes] boost says hello
[07:48pm] [fats] lantas
[07:52pm] [fats] boosts eh. hi re
Funniest pokers of my life was 2 tabling 50nl hu v fatb.
Ha, awesome.
That was the greatest game to witness. fat's deadpan was stronkQuote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
You underestimate my capacity!Quote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
Good post about hipsters, pretty spot on.
David Sedaris's book "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim" was pretty great.
I fucking hate hipsters.
The only person I know who is sensitive about jokes about his mother, is the one whose mother is an actual whore.
Makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
First day at the gym doing weights. I now can't lift my arms above chest height.
Rong McCainQuote:
Originally Posted by rong
Not doing leg day as your first day lol
photog frand sent me a pic from the event Saturday. I don't even look like me. woowoo.
also: omgomgomgomg classes start Thursday. oh gad.
Hope everyone is having a great week thus far! :)
It's only when I see spoon and savy post on the same page that I realise spoon hasn't stolen savy's avatar.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ine=1408815142Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Feminists seem like reasonable, rational folks.
http://reason.com/blog/2014/08/26/na...ate-rape-drugs
A nail polish that'll help you identify when GHB or rohypnol is in your drink? No thanks. You see I prefer the world like I prefer my bowling lanes - with bumper posts. It shouldn't matter what choices I make with my bowling ball, those pins better come down.
You're welcome.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Ehhh, honestly those are the more neo-fems than anything.
Obviously, no nail polish won't "stop" rape from happening - rape is something that happens to both males and females. People are assholes, and they shouldn't be. But, obv this nail polish is A+ in my book. People shouldn't have to worry about getting raped, again, that goes for males and females.
FYP. Neofeminism is a strong opponent to third wave feminism in almost all things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
there is nothing sexier than hearing spotify turn on after the internet has been out for 6 hours.
even if it is iggy azalea's fancy
They're just trying to put a white face on NickiQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
How am I meant to get better at poker when you're not on irc?Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
http://i.imgur.com/63rz5oM.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
Hahaha
I see my avatar plan has worked well
Also on the subject of different types of feminists attacking each other: http://www.nationalreview.com/articl...atherine-timpf
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
i have some sort of infection and my face looks like this atm.
the riesling is gone so we are switching to sparkling wine.
Fat cannot be compacted, only displaced. Seen a lot of people today who need to be told this.
fat can be displaced?
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:34:46 <@bbickes> touch mah neck
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:34:49 <@bbickes> and ill touch yours
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:39:19 * geoo touches
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:41:09 <@bbickes> hello
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] scammed.
Oh dang, I guess redistributed is the word I was looking for. Or reallocated? Someone help me out here...Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Slim fit jeans is what I'm talking about.
I thought displaced was exactly the right word for what you were going forQuote:
Originally Posted by oskar
It was the right word. I'm just kinda baffled at the idea. Come to think of it, I guess people do try to do that
Was helping a friend get moved in with her new roommate, a recently divorced, church-going woman in her late 50s. She was wearing at least three crosses the first time we met, and this was set to be the second time we met. I walk in to hear Khia's familiar voice...
MY NECK
MY BACK
LICK MY PUSSY
AND MY CRACK
...and that poor woman was so embarrassed because she didn't know that we had walked in.
It's a catchy tune! Don't judge.
nothing more mortifying than guilty pleasures.
Nothing more guilty than mortifying pleasures
Nothing more pleasurable than mortifying guilt
Guilty?Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Hedonism is the new Stoicism.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Feeling guilty doesn't pay the bills.
Who wants a drunk whore registry?
http://judgybitch.com/2013/03/18/why...ld-be-justice/
....what the god damn fuck.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwWiqhSIYAASsdU.jpg
Jeremy Clarkson tweeted this. Your guess is as good as mine.
I hope one day I get finger-banged while drunk and it turns into a national sob story in my honor.
I can get ya half way there.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Where are these skills taught?
looks more like alf's imperial army or the plf to me...Quote:
Originally Posted by aubreymcfate
Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Tried as an adult because of penis size: http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2...-of-penis-size
I always get so depressed after returning from vacation
[10:04pm] [geoo] fucking jack got his filthy hands in my nuts again
[10:05pm] [geoo] and now they're just inedible
I get depressed after any travel. Work or pleasure and I travel quite a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
this is how i felt driving to detroit at 6:30am this morning
in 2050, children will not understand the concept of traffic jams since all cars will be driverless taxis
Wasn't a fan of Matchbox Twenty as a teen, but it has been my most listened to band for the last several months (tied with Glitch Mob)
How is the iCloud celeb news hacking even news? Are people so stupid that they don't realize far better material of far hotter women is the easiest thing in the world to find?
Maybe if people stopped liking shitty movies
Kind of this, although some of the people I didn't know were hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Although it is a huge invasion of privacy from the things I've read a lot of celebs have responded to it poorly. I mean having some nude pictures of you floating round the internet is hardly a huge deal.
i love mumford and sons but damn lol
Just got an unexpected career change opportunity. Looks like I'll be moving to Dubai in about a month to work on the computer systems on airplanes. Wowza.
Now there's a place I'm in no hurry to go to. A bit too fucking Islamic for my liking. Wink at the pretty hotel lady and you're in jail getting beaten by police. Be on you absolute best behaviour!Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
Yeah you need to abide by some more rules in public, my friend has been living there for 8 years and it's apparently not that bad. A lot of tourism as well.
I think the most interesting part of the story is how this all happened. Plus, the one chick claiming she deleted hers years ago would give credence to the claim that there's lots of underground groups trading celeb nudes and this batch is just a small sampling of what's actually out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
As for the invasion of privacy, yeah it is and it's a bad thing. What I don't like though is how this has been happening to regular people for years now but because it happened to a couple top celebs it's suddenly an outrage and the haxxors must be stopped!
Invasion of privacy is wrong of course, but the world would be a better place if everybody had nudes on the internet
Not sure if Dubai is a problem for white Europeans with international company contracts
Here's a good thread on how third wave feminism is completely destroying how much anyone gives a flying fuck about rape anymore.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...rt-197979.html
i am easily entertained and this made me smile a little.
http://imgur.com/gallery/xaGDn
Last week, I heard one morning that 1 in 6 college women will be sexually assaulted before they graduate. The next day, it was 1 in 5. By the end of the week, I saw one source recounting that a full 1/3rd of college women will face sexual assault.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
It rather seems that rape is being taken entirely too seriously as well as not seriously at all.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
Wanna see my dick?
I really believe Asia is eons ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to smart commuting. Why the fuck do you need two tons of metal to haul your sorry ass two blocks down the road to your shitty job. And then, when all the roads become congested the politicians go: well, we have to invest in some futuristic tunneling train or pour funding into electric shitboxes that will make you miserable just looking at it, or even worse put railways on perfectly good roads and make everyone on it long for the sweet salvation only death can bring. 776 million pounds they invested. That works out to almost $3000 per citizen. Instead, what they could have done would be to buy every able bodied worker in the city a sparkling new scooter and a Lamborghini Aventador for every disabled or fat person.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
i take back every unkind thing ive ever said about popular culture. niki minaj or whatever her name is's anaconda is omazing. things are looking up in the world
lol wp
I bet the leaker is making lotsa bitcoin.
It's probably not as bad as I imagine it to be, but I know jack likes the ladies, and the muzz don't take kindly to white men leering over their women. Which is why I'd get into trouble in Dubai. I actually have a thing for Muslim women. Some of them are fucking fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Sasha dressed
http://i.imgur.com/b0vK3JS.jpg
Sasha Grey's most sexy pic
http://i.imgur.com/Biqz41y.jpg
This is why I will never have children. The probability of stuff like this happening is much higher than people think, and if poker has taught me anything, it's that when you're playing with probability, you're playing with fire
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/c..._autistic_son/
It would be different if we lived in a world that understands the impermanence of life and that death is sometimes necessary to avoid suffering
The Gamble of our LivesQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Genetic Roullete...
GMO ain't doing any of that shit
You have awful taste in music.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I listen to a handful of bands/styles for a period of time then move on. Right now it's dubstep and 90s alt-pop.
Wanna have a top ten all time song face-off? Do you feel like losing to the likes of Little Wing, I Stand Alone, or How I Could Just Kill a Man?
I'm listening to celtic rock bands like: Gaelic Storm, The Killdares and The Tossers lately