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nl50 regs = some are huge nits that you can toss around, others call WAY too much, nl 2k regs = VERY tough aggro's that are very very very tough to beatQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
trust me
lol you guys im pretty damn sure bigspenda is joking....
BOC
casino 2/5 game villain is aggro loose donk, floats a lot but cut it out when I started check-raising his floats with a lot of different hands. He is capable of bluffing and I can tell he wants to beat me very badly.
Villain raises to 15 UTG and everyone and there mom calls. I call with AJo. Flop is 764 with 2 hearts. Villain leads for 25 into a 90ish pot....WTF? Me knowing his small bets are weak as hell raise his bet up to 80. Everyone folds around to donk man who pushes. I call with naked AJo. Donk man shows KQ and two blanks fall. Ship it with a naked ace motha fucka!!!!!!
BOC
Obviously, you weren't in the right mood for the movie. I was laughing the whole time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Golagnic
George,Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
when you're in Cancun, you need to go on the "Jungle Tour" through a company called Dolphin Discovery. Only 55 bones and you get to drive your own 2 person speed boat (read: legitimate speed boat) for about 45 minutes and then snorkle around this protected reef out in the ocean before driving the boat back. Def. BOC.
also, has anyone seen an incubus show recently? I saw them for the 3rd time last night and it was one of the better shows ive seen. They ended with "aqueous Transmission" off of Morning View, and it was by far the best ending to a concert ever.
shit like this live is so much more boc, nh man.Quote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
You have this exactly backwards dude, trust ME.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Also, lol @ anyone taking anything I say seriously in the commune, ever.
I saw them for the second time in NYC back in January and I wasn't very impressed with the set. They put on a good show though, I love them a lot. I saw them during their Morning View tour and they ended with "Aqueous Transmission" then too, and it was amazing. That particular concert was probably the second best concert I've ever been to (Silverchair is the best :) ).Quote:
Originally Posted by Bode-ist
They're in Victoria on August 20, so I'll get to see them a third time. The show was supposed to be in May but it got postponed.
they play alot of their new CD, but they mixed in alot of old stuff, even back to their first album.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
Just got back from a boc 8-day vacation on Lake Muskoka, Ontario, Canada.
Catching up on the boc thread...
It's from Delaware. The IBA might be my favorite beer right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
We try to never run out of this at my house. Oh so good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Here's my balling tale:
Today i woke up around 5 pm (BALLIN!), watched an episode of 24, then realized it had been 24+ hours since I'd eaten last (unballin). So then i was like, fuck theres no food in the house to eat (unballin). So then i was like, alright time to go to TGIFridays (semi-ballin). So then i was like, fuck i haven't showered in like 3 days and my hair has furry animals and shit living in it (unballin).
So then i took a shower and got out, and realized i had no clean clothes and most importantly no clean underwear (your interpretation as to how ballin this is or isn't). But I was hungry so...
Yes. I have been FBOC all day since.
brilliant :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Renton
HArry if that is you I want to punch you
so freshhhhh
and so clean-clean
ooh my. this is super funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...2/catmouse.gif
Coment --
you're funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
nl 50 vs nl2k lol
sauce I was just leveling you bro
sauce has been setting me up for this hand forever. he always sends me these ridiculous bluffs he makes that never seem to work, then we play hu at 1/2 and he plays like a monkey, all for THIS ONE HAND TO HAPPEN
POKERSTARS GAME #11218806943: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/07/30 - 14:24:06 (ET)
Table 'Clementina' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Wyern ($1863.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Sauce123 ($1167 in chips)
Seat 3: mikek15 ($2713 in chips)
Seat 4: straate ($1366.25 in chips)
Seat 5: IMSAKIDD ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: gp333 ($1059 in chips)
Sauce123: posts small blind $5
mikek15: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Ah Tc]
straate: folds
IMSAKIDD: folds
gp333: raises $20 to $30
Wyern: folds
Sauce123: calls $25
mikek15: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 5s 8d]
Sauce123: checks
gp333: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 5s 8d] [Th]
Sauce123: bets $50
gp333: calls $50
*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 8d Th] [4s]
Sauce123: bets $120
gp333: raises $120 to $240
Sauce123: raises $847 to $1087 and is all-in
gp333: calls $739 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sauce123: shows [5d 5c] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
gp333: mucks hand
Sauce123 collected $2125 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2128 | Rake $3
Board [8c 5s 8d Th 4s]
Seat 1: Wyern (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Sauce123 (small blind) showed [5d 5c] and won ($2125) with a full house, Fives full of Eights
Seat 3: mikek15 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: straate folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: IMSAKIDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gp333 mucked [Ah Tc]
in other news, im about to end a month running 5+ptbb for the first time in a while
GABE HE IS PROBABLY LIKE YOU; HE ONLY SENDS/POSTS HH'S OF DOING CRAZY THINGS THE OTHER 99.9% ARE COMPLETELY STANDARD LOL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ON THE PHONE THAT THIS WAS SAUCE. YOU ARE THE NEW LUKIE.
by the way, this is so funny to me, hence why i typed in all caps.
i told you on the phone to fold moran
nh
1000th!
play me HUQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches
ok!Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
4 tables sound good? great. i'll let you know when i'm free.
also
Quote:
also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches
!Quote:
Seat 1: Wyern ($1863.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Sauce123 ($1167 in chips)
Seat 3: mikek15 ($2713 in chips)
Seat 4: straate ($1366.25 in chips)
Seat 5: IMSAKIDD ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: gp333 ($1059 in chips)
Quote:
Sauce123: posts small blind $5
Quote:
Sauce123: calls $25
lol, what a sick unexpected coolerQuote:
*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 8d Th] [4s]
Sauce123: bets $120
gp333: raises $120 to $240
Sauce123: raises $847 to $1087 and is all-in
gp333: calls $739 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sauce123: shows [5d 5c] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
I took 2nd for $1k. They only paid top two, but I'm not complaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
They all ate cake for this guys birthday, and I couldn't eat any cause I have a fight coming up in a couple of weeks. They thought it was hilarious to eat it in front of me. Thanks in large part to FTR, I was able to take their money in revenge. HAHA!!
gabe-vs-lukie rd1: No hitting below the belt... FIGHT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
2/4 3/6 or 5/10 ? if we got a bunch of people to fill out the tables on stars, is the rake as bad as it was for me and sauce at 1/2 ?
BOC?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
FLOWMASTADUBSAC HAS ARRIVED AND HE'S GONNA TAKE FTR TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF BALLA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Interesting place and content for a first post.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFaucet
I approve. (Side thought: Is there an emoticon for a thumbs up/thumbs down? If not there should be.)
hint: this is not his first post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
Well, when you only post in the commune, then...
I guess it's his 0th post. Or, 0nd, maybe?
nm uni
anyways this place looks cool
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malta
The United States has 21 people per square kilometer (55 per square mile) compared to Malta's population density of 1,160 people per square kilometer (3,000 per square mile).
(source for above is not wiki)
mongoloid is my new favorite pseudo-racial slur
So 90sQuote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
racial slurs :shock:
what about hodgies?
i heard this what some call the jihads in our military
sadly whatever it means i use it for everything, i wish it was a slur for lesbians. they can piss me off, stupid slats. (this doesnt' apply to the hot lesbos found on the internet)
I like how hunter s thompson refers to his latino lawyer as a samoan.Quote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
check out Deuteronomy 25:11-12
haha
I haven't posted here yet today.
:drunk: :jackoff: Why don't I see these guys used more often? These are my favorite emotions.
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
wow how did you find this gem
I also like the King James version, "putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets" lol
DO YOU WANT TO SUCKLE ON MY SECRETS
OK I think I killed it
hah, glad you posted that, I was too lazy to go find it on my own.
spot the baller
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/phot...56330_1130.jpg
picture says a hundred words... or somethin...
everyone take an honest guess of how old the female looks on the far right (in the pink).Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
20-23?
I'd say about 24-26
Dude I recognize some of these people!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
u mean like 40-43?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
29Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
The one that's too cool to look at the camera.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
whaaaaaat she does not look 40Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Lukkake thinks any girl that looks older than 16 must be over 40, i.e., he wouldn't be interested.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
she stood out to me too as looking much older than the rest. Im guessing she just looks older for her age, but if I saw her on the street Id probably think 30-35
looks like a busted 25 to me. busted.
GUYS CMON, SPOT THE BALLER!!! ITS MEEEEEEE LOL ! YEA!
what, no one liked the 7 legged lamb?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bode-ist
niggletQuote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
sand-nigger
snow-mexican
snow-mexican?Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Eskimos
It's from Dave Attell
The guy beside you (not BRabbit) really doesn't seem too impressed with you so generously offering him a taste of your Mono.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
BUMPin out of control. I never thought this thread would be so out of date.
Ballin- Saw Bourne Ultimatum, bought 300, and am buying TMNT tonight. COWABUNGA!!!
Seriously gabe, remind me of their names plz.
someone get brabbit to post in this thread
b rabbit gabe pete kyle
i watched 'the good son' the other night.....how cool is that movie.
im gonna be playing a whole bunch of tournaments on stars tonight to get ready for the turning stone tourny series and im posting updates here
so far i know im in a $25 freeze, 3ra, 100ra, 300 freeze, 10 ra
also gonna be in te $22ra, a $55 freeze on stars, and the first ftops event, the 500k gtd on ftp
i was top 20 in the 55k gtd........
Seat 1: Burlito (712)
Seat 2: thesharkpow (2,680)
Seat 3: asdf(9,170)
Seat 4: pdj316 (2,275)
Seat 5: Tatute (7,678)
Seat 6: boo__zer247 (15,130)
Seat 7: Believer8219 (2,810)
Seat 8: TheComeUp (4,390)
Seat 9: TheZadester (2,490)
boo__zer247 posts the small blind of 30
Believer8219 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to asdf[7d 9d]
TheComeUp raises to 210
TheZadester folds
Burlito folds
thesharkpow folds
asdfcalls 210
pdj316 folds
Tatute folds
boo__zer247 folds
Believer8219 calls 150
*** FLOP *** [7h 3d 5d]
Believer8219 checks
TheComeUp checks
asdf bets 520
Believer8219 folds
TheComeUp raises to 4,180, and is all in
asdf calls 3,660
TheComeUp shows [Tc Kd]
asdf shows [7d 9d]
*** TURN *** [7h 3d 5d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [7h 3d 5d 3h] [Ts]