Drunk Thread

List of things that are funnier than Will Ferrell: everything

List of things that are 10x funnier than Will Ferrell: still everything

I don't live there, I'm just visiting your sister all the time.

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i am done with work. solid 8 hr shift with no break. fun times. my bladder probably exploded.

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our treblinka is alive with the glory of love. hell no no no.

<@h0zer> humg. over

your kungfu was not strong enough

its sunday and i dont work! lets drink!

I am not touching alcohol for at least an entire day :x this is srs :x

How are you hung over? Did you shave your beard or something

I haven't been drinking much lately, and last night I went out with friends and pretended that I've been drinking how I normally do.

ye can't handle ye mead, ye frilly wench

the wine i'm drinking advertises itself as velvety and lush

it's p good

i am drinking today because my boss called me into work 1.5h early because he said "get your ass in here before i break everything" so obv i speed into work with no shower or food blowing past old people on the highway

he changed the the default program of what opens his pdfs to word instead of adobe.

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Originally Posted by bikes

i am drinking today because my boss called me into work 1.5h early because he said "get your ass in here before i break everything" so obv i speed into work with no shower or food blowing past old people on the highway

he changed the the default program of what opens his pdfs to word instead of adobe.

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Pfft I can't drink because I need to be un-hungover all weekend to do the work due next week, so that I can do the work due for the week after that.

I'm still probably going to get trashed tomorrow though. It all rides on how Friday goes. Something tells me either extreme'll do it.

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i am drinking today because my boss called me into work 1.5h early because he said "get your ass in here before i break everything" so obv i speed into work with no shower or food blowing past old people on the highway

he changed the the default program of what opens his pdfs to word instead of adobe.

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da fuck?

once my boss gets flustered it's kinda just ggwp.

homebrew.

feijoa cider

at this point in time i would like to thank the state of michigan for cutting my wages by 1/2-2/3.


i raise my drink to u fuckwits. lawd bless.

vodka, orange soda, ice and blender.

i've drank a little over half, and now i'm fuzzy cuddley mode michelle vs i will mentally dismantle someone that wants to disrespect me michelle.

at least i've got one whole personality now though, wooooo!!

since i lost like 30 or so lbs since last yr i have to shop for winter clothes, cause all my older ones are swallowing me whole.

i wonder what pengiiuns think about having to have cold feet all the time? someone needs to start making shoes and shocks for penguins, i feel bad, their little penguins feet getting cold. i want to hug them, but they're in a far away land coverd in snow

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cranberry everclear was a poor choice.

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after not drinking since the aforementioned date. ^

cranberry and everclear is an excellent choice

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cranberry everclear was a poor choice.

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i am stupid.

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at this point in time i would like to thank the state of michigan for cutting my wages by 1/2-2/3.


i raise my drink to u fuckwits. lawd bless.

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i am stupid.

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You were provoked.

getting drunk is simply borrowing happiness from tomorrow. or in my case atm exchanging slightly less sadness for hangover

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You were provoked.

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ty for your kind words sir

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this is who's online. sad times.

i can see you there invisibile wufwugy or as d0zers would say woof woo goo guy

yea but im going to bed honky

boo hiss also im not white

i know and everybody's a honky

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Originally Posted by bikes

getting drunk is simply borrowing happiness from tomorrow. or in my case atm exchanging slightly less sadness for hangover

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i like this. not your sadness, but thinking about booze that way

Tipsy and on my way to drunk town at the moment.

Oh sweet drunkards, tell me your tale.

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whipped cream vodka and orange soda tastses like orange creemecicyles.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

O yhar=y there

I find it amazing you can somehow fgind this threwads while driuunl

oh i see. that's why. brotip

ehhehehehehehe

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Oh sweet drunkards, tell me your tale.

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Can't tell the tale of last night to protect the innocent but I can say it involved a wife's birthday, irish car bombs and cocaine. Winning!

Oh, bloody mary's happening soon.

Yellowtail Shiraz. Same as the chic I'm with, cheap and easy

It's also aged less than 5 years.

I feel like people are stuffing the box for the next "drunk thread posts count". I do protest.

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Originally Posted by kingnat

I feel like people are stuffing the box for the next "drunk thread posts count". I do protest.

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This thread has been the "Hey guys! I had a couple drinks tonight!!" thread for a while now. See the first pages then compare them to pages in recent years for evidence.

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I feel like people are stuffing the box for the next "drunk thread posts count". I do protest.

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We forgive you.

drinking thread is down the hall. this is drunk thread.

no work tonight. getting there quickly

ahem. GIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!! GLORIOUS GIN!!!

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Originally Posted by kingnat

drinking thread is down the hall. this is drunk thread.

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Not drunk but drinking. I get your point now (flomo's as well) but I had to read the OP to fully understand. A new "Drunk Thread Part II" should be started as this one is tainted.

just spent the last 4 nights in the woods away from all civilization with 5 friends getting obliterated in nature. it was amazing but now I need a rest after that vacations.

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This thread has been the "Hey guys! I had a couple drinks tonight!!" thread for a while now. See the first pages then compare them to pages in recent years for evidence.

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I love the first couple pages.

/drinking but not drunk... yet

gin.

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Originally Posted by swiggidy

This thread is for only durink pusting. If yo'ure not drunk you cna't comment so fuck off and sopt being a bussy.

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QFT.

itt sobriety snobbist

gin

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just spent the last 4 nights in the woods away from all civilization with 5 friends getting obliterated in nature. it was amazing but now I need a rest after that vacations.

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i read this as you being held captive

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i read this as you being held captive

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I cranked one out in the woods. was pretty sweet not gunna lie.

ho hum. almost out of everclear.

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Originally Posted by bikes

ho hum. almost out of everclear.

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Does that not just feel like you're drinking bleach? Strongest alcohol I've had was 82% rum and it just burnt any part of your body it touched. Don't really see the point of that when you can just have two shots of whiskey instead which tastes nice.

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I cranked one out in the woods. was pretty sweet not gunna lie.

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Nomination for POTY

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Does that not just feel like you're drinking bleach? Strongest alcohol I've had was 82% rum and it just burnt any part of your body it touched. Don't really see the point of that when you can just have two shots of whiskey instead which tastes nice.

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experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.

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experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.

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Time to start a Crack Thread?

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Originally Posted by bikes

experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.

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Had an uncle-in-law die this way. Blew out his liver 'managing' his chronic pain.

When his kids when to his place (he was separated from my aunt), they went to drink some juice from the fridge and found it mixed with everclear. They all got loaded.

SUP SHITSTAAINS caos luck nintentioall\

i say unintentil

such a tryhard drunkard

bag canbt spell

theres a abanana talkon to me

hey eug

night slugs

hi rpm

holy shit

this season of eastbound & down is so f'n good. best season yet so far sez my inebriated brane

also grats to rpm and his tear. wat an hero

dozer stop stealing all the bear food

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in other news i have never been so drunk that i couldnt spell perfectly. well, once, but then i blacked out and puked for an hour. it was at the office picnic. i rule

it's extremely rare I can't type meh/ok on a keyboard. when I fuck up ~50% of words and can't see straight I'm puking sometime in the next 8 hours fosho.

i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.

also, pretty sure that's what I'll look like legit in 10 years. Somewhere in the multiverse that's me eating wild sashimi.

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i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.

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yeah there's defo that goin' on

multiverse ehh?

DID YOU SEE MY LOL PICS 4 CHAN PIC?

WHICH WAY TO PLANET FUCK?

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i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.

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This, and it makes a more representative post

i just read and type so much that i can do it even when i cant do it

honestly who spell checks when they're drunk? it's already sad enough that we come on here to our little internet forum to report to a group of strangers that we willingly poisoned ourselves to the intellectual/emotional level of a 2 year old

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honestly who spell checks when they're drunk? it's already sad enough that we come on here to our little internet forum to report to a group of strangers that we willingly poisoned ourselves to the intellectual/emotional level of a 2 year old

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you say poisoned

i say enriched.

well yeah depends on my mood/how recently i got slaughtered. ask me again later in the week and i'll probably have nicer things to say about the dear old bitch alcohol.

gin.

one of my best friends just lost his job due to a medical condition =(

Alright, I'm ready.

Gin.

Working 24 hrs this weekend. Tomorrow off.

And re those that say they don't care about drunk typing - if I couldn't type reasonably well, I wouldn't type - I'd hope.

beers and pots, welcome to the machine of beers and pots

Fuck off. It's my birthday bitches!!!

And fuck the innocent. There weren't any.

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ME

i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.

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Fuck off. It's my birthday bitches!!!

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Keep on abiding dude

Happe birthday!

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i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.

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what kind? had a few sapphire and tonics last night after the kids went to bed and they were delicious as usual. Need to get some more Hendricks though.

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beers and pots, welcome to the machine of beers and pots

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this woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo