Oh. Well still crack one off and go back to sleep. I'm not silly. Oh wait that's a lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Yeah I got nothing.
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Oh. Well still crack one off and go back to sleep. I'm not silly. Oh wait that's a lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Yeah I got nothing.
cake.
On the same day as my first date with my current girlfriend, my third cousin shot his wife in the head. I grew up with this cousin and worked with him on a number of occasions. He was pretty likable.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
On the same day as my second date with her, we sat on her car hood while I told her about my first cousin once removed kidnapping a guy at a bar, tying him up in the woods and torturing him for days until shooting him in the head and throwing him in the nearby river. After he got out of prison, I helped him coach a baseball team. He was also likable.
Ok so far we've got spoon and bonga liking murderers...any other votes for murderers?
If it wasn't for the super long sentences in federal prison, I'd easily be one. I could think of quite a few people without effort or anger that I would take out. So ya, I vote for them yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
What about women who have abortions?Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Clinic or coat hanger?Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Technically I like manslaughterers. Diminshed responsibility.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
On another note, I used to know the guy who was drumming for Lost Prophets.
How does one get out of prison after being convicted of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I hope it was just the drums he was bangingQuote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Too soon?
If I'm correct, he got 12 years and got parole after 8.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7AWnfFRc7g
this is p cool
So my sister suffers from Cotard delusion. Won't find many of them around.
v cool
I don't think we can empathize with the world and the environment. Even though we continue to comprise newer and greater like-types that we cheer for, people still cheer for all of the likes that we never left behind.
People cheer for gender, locality, nationality, religion, etc etc. We never dropped 'em. We just kept adding to the pile.
We just need some god damn Aliens!
Is she a co-tard with you?Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
The best of the worst logos.
http://www.theuntappedsource.com/blo...-logo-designs/
i'm willing to bet nearly all of those were intentional.
Even the Catholic church one?
Dear Sriracha,
I am so very sorry for cheating on you. It was only one bottle of Frank's Red Hot. Everything I ate tasted like hot wings. I'll never stray again, promise!
I <3 U SRIRACHA
LIKE A BAUSS
So staged.
How did he expect to land that, if it was successful?
Even better, how did he expect to break the glass when he put his hands up?
If he had a sharp angle on his helmet, the glass would've broken fairly easily... but he hits the pane with his arms first... spreading out the impact. He's fully stopped by the glass... doesn't fall through it, falls down... The glass fully rejected his impact before shattering.
Coat hanger is the only non-wussy way to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luco
Yeah, gotta tell her to man up.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ery-money.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey
not staged. This guy has a few world records
Wow. Now I feel a little guilty.
how are the ballsack nuts?
for those who arent in on this joke d0zer's son rubs his hands on his nuts and then finger fucks the beer nuts.
this thread is a dream for sociopaths
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...yone_feel_bad/
more like a thread for high school girls
YIL free speech isnt free anymore according to 90% of the table i dealt to yesterday. also YIL being gay is an abomination. -.-
I love how it's framed as a free speech issue, but no one considers that taking the guy off the air is in fact the network exercising their right to free speech.
No one is mad that I am not given a national platform to spew and support my opinions-- I'm still free to have them and tell them to all who will listen, but no one is obligated to help me broadcast my opinions.
blargh.
Some mod keeping that hooker all to himself.
after 3 days with no cable due to the great storm of 2013 we once again have cable.
praise jesus its a christmas miracle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI
i like to rediscover this from time to time and savor every ounce of its delicious awkwardness.
i think kanye is a massive tool but i think his music is absolutely great.
it's ok, wagner hated jews but composed the reinzi overture. it happens.
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Originally Posted by aubreymcfate
i like your style.
IN UNRELATED NEWS I AM ABSO TRASHED FROM A FAMILY CHERISTMAS PARTY ALL HAIL BOOZE
hear hearQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
I SEE YOU THERE WUFWUGY. DONT PRETEND YOURE SOBER
drinking is tomorrow holmes
I call BS. IIRC you come from silver spoons, there is always drinking
if being born white, male, and suburban is silver spoons
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
confirmed silver spoons.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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Originally Posted by bikes
Does that make wufwugy Carlton?
http://i.imgur.com/2uD42BZ.png
F'n privileged wuggy. I was born white, male, and urban.
Merry Christmas everyone! I started drinking this morning earlier than I normally wake up. Rum in coffee mmmmm
fek that was 12 hrs ago. still drinking.
wait this isn't the drunk thread. whar am i?
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
Not if you live in Polish america.
Robertson back on for the next season. He's a pretty moderate Christian. A&E was just covering their ass.
I guess it's fairly normal in your neck of the woods to care about that hillbilly nonsense.
A+ once again daven.
I really like the political maneuvering side of things tbh.
why does season 2 of house of cards have to be so far away?
til beards serve the evolutionary purpose of attracting females and scaring males. god i wish i could beard
My body is weird. It does weird things that could have killed me.
bleh. I hate not being able to function at 100% and having to ask for help. Yay for changing on that, but, emotions on top of emotions on top of healing from an emergency surgery, on top of emotions about said surgery, this shit ain't for the birds.
powerful.
I just bought a Vitamix.
Living the dream. I wish I had a vitamix
Which one did you get?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
by the way, you're awesome
Dude I fucking know rightQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Whoa. I was not expecting that. That should've come with a warning.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
5200. Cheers buddy!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I clicked the link after reading this post. fookin hellQuote:
Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey
That made me cry a li'l bit.
Had a shred of hope that it was going to be a well disguised don't kids say the funniest things routine.
Me, too... multiple times. I get a bit misty just thinking about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
It makes me feel hopeful for the future that there are men like this in the world.
jesus christ remind me not to watch a video like that within the next forever. even though ill probably do it anyway.
blergh. went to the hospital after having severe cramping/sharp pains after having the emergency surgery last week. my emotions are fucking shot. i feel like life has took a hammer and busted up my heart and then used the pointy ends to cut into my fucking soul.
i was just getting adjusted to just everyday emotions and reactions and then this shit happens. shit that people that deal with daily emotions already have difficulty dealing with.
anyway. happy new years eve, folks.
I hope next year is a better one for you chelle.
Anyway, more powerful shit...
http://www.fearnet.com/news/news-art...animal-testing
besides the last 2 weeks 2013 has been great.
i'm more mentally healthy than ever. i'm back doing art. i'm doing modeling that i've always wanted to do but was too scared. i'm back to 100 lbs. my hair is longer, and i found the guts to dye it all sorts of fun colors. i mean yesterday was good till i started having really bad cramping. boyfran and i have our own car, that has like 69k miles on it and was kept up amazingly.
just since the 20th-21st of this month things have been an emotional mess because of a situation that i had 0 control over and that i was literally in the less than 1% of women that this happens to.
what i can say is that 2013 has been one of those years where you learn a lot, live a lot, and realize how much you've grown from the previous years.
oh, the other day i started and finished a painting in about 3 hours, which is a big deal for me, since it usually takes me days/weeks. the quality is shit, but here it is. oh, and the paint was still wet when i took the pic, so that's why it's shiny looking.
http://i.imgur.com/jJIPqCx.jpg
^^ dude crazy, i was just watching that recently. it was super similar to a lot of fetish bdsm porn, lol. eerily so. anyway though, pretty powerful. animal testing for cosmetic purposes is just flat out wrong.
someone on fb posted about this dying italian girl that got death threats by militant animal rights activists because she thanked research that included experimentation on animals that helped her live longer.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...lian-girl.html
"At 18, her doctors told her she couldn’t be cured, but this year, she had survived another birthday and simply wanted to say thanks. “I am 25 thanks to genuine research that includes experiments on animals. Without research, I would have been dead at nine. You have gifted me a future.”
Simonsen’s comments, on the heels of a hotly contested national telethon in Italy soliciting money for medical research, triggered a flurry of hate comments from animal-rights extremists. “You could die tomorrow, I wouldn’t sacrifice my goldfish for you,” a poster named Giovanna wrote on the Facebook page “A Favore Della Sperimentazione Animale” (In Favor of Animal Experimentation). Another wrote, “If you had died as a child, no one would have given a damn.” In all, Simonsen received 30 death threats and 500 cruel insults, which are being investigated by local police."
i was referencing ong's post btw.
chelle i hope things are better for you next year too! and i'm glad you got the guts to dye your hair - the pink looks amazing. i'm still trying to amass the hair dye guts, wanna go for the sailor neptune look but my hair is just so dark and resistant to dye and bleaching is bleh. damn you natural blondes. also the link to your art doesn't work - pls fix.
2013 was the year i learned that i'm way too trusting and that men are fartknockers. woohoo!
ty ty. my hair is pretty against being bleached as well. my hair color from what the last stylist said is a dark blonde with red tones. where i admit lightening my hair is easier than lightening a level 1 hair [black, dark brown], it still takes a lot of time and patience and coconut oil.Quote:
Originally Posted by aubreymcfate
also link/pic is fixed.
the only way to learn you're too trusting is to be trusting in the first place, and all people have the possibility of being fartknockers, sadly. also, fartknockers is an awesome word.
i want to hug this gal and make shit better for her.Quote:
Originally Posted by aubreymcfate
Yeah you've got the art! You're a much better artist than I am! I tried it when I was with my ex, who is a brilliant artist. I'm shit. But I like that of yours.
aubrey, yeah there's pretty powerful arguments on boths sides of the animal testing debate. I'm not remotely a fan of the extremists, who seem to value animal life over human life. But I can have nothing but repsect for someone who is willing to go through torture to simply make her opinion heard. I think we should be at the point now where animal testing is purely medicinal, and zero cosmetic. We have safe make up and shampoo, there's no need to test this stuff on animals any more. But when it comes to saving human lives, it's kind of the lesser of two evils. I'm always going to value human life over other animals, with the possible expection of my own dog, if I had one!
Dude... There are people using 3d printers to print stem cells into "micro-tissues" and "micro-organs". Animal testing is about to be a thing of the past. Why bother testing on an animal when you can test on real human cells, tissues and organs?
Even better: they can take your own stem cells and test a drug on you for known side-effects before they even prescribe you the drug.
There's only going to be animal testing for animal products soon.
What Aubrey's hair looks like now
http://allhealthhub.com/wp-content/u...tiful-hair.jpg
What she wants her hair to look like
http://cdn.stylefrizz.com/img/tavi-blue-hair.jpg
peace out 2013.
n00bQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
i said neptune, not mercury
http://www.setsunakou.com/customdoll...essneptune.jpg
are you saying that equally effective alternatives exist for all animal testing, even in the case of that italian girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey
I'm saying they will exist soon. I've read articles about this use of 3d printers, and it's in the proof-on-concept stage. They've shown that this technique can be used to print tissues and organs, at least on a small scale, using stem cells.Quote:
Originally Posted by aubreymcfate
So far, the exact potential uses are speculation, but the group who's doing the research (in Holland, IIRC?) are looking into what I mentioned above, and are doing research on the issue which they expect to yield data in 2014.
If what they describe is accurate, i.e. printing tissues and organs with stem cells being a viable method to test drugs, then it would be a far superior method of drug testing than using animals.
I dunno man. If I'm about to buy a new aftershave I wanna know that that shit has been sprayed on a chimp and that that chimp got some serious action from the lady chimps.
til rong wants some serious action from lady chimps
wat
lol irlQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
having seen dan arong irl i can confirm he is james mcavoy in disguise.
i am drunk so it's time to break otut he musics.
So the villa I'm staying at in Bali has two internet providers due to shoddy service. One of them has FTR blocked. Not this one though!
http://i.imgur.com/6JPFlnL.jpg
i said brrrrr, it's cold up hurr.
edit: that's -32 C for all the foolish metric practitioners.
You need gas, bro
the guy with 2 dicks is doing a reddit ama.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...o_penises_ama/
i am witnessing history.
you're a towelQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Is this an Auschwitz quote?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Do you guys still have freerange children where you live? I remember when I was 6 I started going to school by myself and we were always out, but I don't see kids below 12 out alone anymore. What happened?