Oh hey, the WCOOP satellites have started up. :shipit:
Anyone up for a prop bet on most WCOOP seats won? I need to motivate myself to play a ton of them.
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Oh hey, the WCOOP satellites have started up. :shipit:
Anyone up for a prop bet on most WCOOP seats won? I need to motivate myself to play a ton of them.
TR update, Lukie style ending.
def not boc
so im drinking a newcastle, and i always open it and let it sit for about 5 minutes before drinking it so i can warm up a bit. I dont really do this with any other beer, but IMO newcastle tastes so much better and is more refreshing after sitting out for a few. Are there any other beers this applies to? The standard bud/miller light types i like as cold as ice.
oh, also corona. which makes me realize, ill be in mexico in 36 hrs. :shipit:
pacifico
try that trick when your in mexico
drink some SOL in mexico, it is the PBR of mexico
damn good shit
What is with these new flavored beers from Bud and Miller? I was in 7-11 last night and see this can of Bud with Clamato flavoring? That is maybe the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. And then today I am seeing these commercials for MGD with lime. It seems they are trying market these to Mexicans, the Bud can had more Spanish on it than English. So sick though.
I'm sure when you say mexicans you really mean CHICKS. dude chicks are who the fruity drinks are marked towards, people like my wife that will drink a beer but if you offer something fruity she's all over it, kinda like when she met Lukie and he was all over it.
OH SNAP
No, I meant Mexicans. I can't post links yet but Google "Miller Beer Lime" to see.
These drinks won't appeal to girls at all, they are still too beery for them. They aren't anything like Smirnoff Ice or Hard Lemonade or any of that. They are far more insidious.
i thought san jose was in mexico
so i don't know what the problem is
come to america brother where bud is for men and bud select is for men who like men
select anyone?
:lol:
flomo is ghey OMG
I've been laughing at this s*** since HIGH school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bode-ist
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail39.html
I'm in the camp that if you open a beer you better put it to the dome with a quicknessQuote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
but I don't drink high class beer so maybe that doesn't say much
or maybe it says a lot!
no, the typical bud/miller/coors type beers are much better being ice cold. I think the nutty flavors in a newcastle come through better when it is cool, rather than cold.
im pretty sure i had one of these with dinner in L.A. a few years back. Ill def. have a few of these.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
what follows is pretty racist but w/e...
mexicans can be some of the tackiest people ever. When you see some 89 camry pimped out with every car accessory you can buy from autozone..... whos driving?
I guess this extends to beer too?
not many mexicans around here so all i see is black people doing thatQuote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
*moves Virginia to top of list of potential places to move to after graduationQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
OMG I LIVE IN TEXAS AND THEY R TAKING OVERR
so if mexicans are bad
then going to mexico, where there are a bunch of mexicans(don't know for sure only a guess), would be sucky?
Ironically, the opposite is true. Mexicans only suck when they're in your house/country fooling around with your shit. In they're natural environment, they're real swell.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
i get it nowQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
NH is very monochormatic in color, they might not allow different kinds people into this state(not sure of this)
this state needs some diversity imho
wonder how much obama has to pay to get in
i want to go to mexico, the place looks great and i want to eat some real taco bell
I applied for a new credit card from Bank of America and it was supposed to arrive in the mail sometime late last week. I was a little confused when I checked my mailbox on Saturday and there was nothing in there (I only check my mail once every three or four days and there's usually a ton of crap in there). Well I got a call this morning that someone made 10K worth of fraudulent charges on that card yesterday. Now I have to fill out a bunch of paperwork to file a mail fraud claim and a credit card fraud claim. Not BOC.
Thank god I'm not liable, but I guess I can see why BOA has such shitty interest rates considering that they need to cover for assholes like this.
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4333/pbrfb8.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
EasyT
[edit: problem with the image link]
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/378ef416bd.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
EasyT
PS - messing around with the posting image glitch using imageshack was Not BOC.
I tried the Miller with Lime and salt this weekend and I actually liked it. It was much better than the rest of my weekend.
Wow that's crappy man. I wonder how they got your other info to activate it? I actually just got a new BOA card and in order to activate it I had to do it from the phone number I had registered (however I'm assuming there are ways around that), my DOB, SSN, and mother's maiden name.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcatdog
Still is good that you're not liable, hope they catch that scum.
i dont think i've ever seen a mexican before.
oh wait, a couple times in mexican restaurants i have.
You make too many good posts to say shit like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
Balling in a vacuum.
I'm 6 years older than EnsingLee and live in a time zone one hour earlier. We're both getting up at our respective 6am, but he went to bed 1 1/2 hours ago.
Also, I get my first paycheck tomorrow.
I get my 395th paycheck day after tomorrow (well, at current employ). They get less and less momentous after the first...Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
http://i18.tinypic.com/6bkwl6t.jpg
installed HIDs in my car! do i get to be a baller now????
just another asian
Quote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
do people consider virginians southern or northern
I think of them as southern.
Virginia is not Northern or Southern, it's Eastern.
Possible BOC: Next week I am interviewing for a Varsity Baseball Head Coaching position at one of the biggest schools in the Kansas City area. For various reasons, I think I actually have a pretty decent shot to land this job. If I land the job, I'll be the youngest varsity baseball head coach in the city.
I'll post an update or two about this in the future...
What high school?
MO or KS side?
I will be sleeping with UG's woman while he is busy working his ass off in his new coaching job.
first serious session for a bit, words cannot describe how badly i am running
i will try anyway.......
1) i'm REALLY trying to nit it up
2) Pots won at showdown - 0 of 11 (0%)
Pots won without showdown - 78
3) tip of iceberg
lukie just rocked the grimstarr ship another buy in to theopposition, but at least I just demonstrated his theorem11!!!1
ill shove aq sb/bb against that guy anyday and be happy about it
oh well, poker sucks.
Kansas side, and that's pretty much all I want to say publicly. I don't want one of my students/players finding this website and seeing the ridiculous stuff I've posted over the past three or four years. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
nah.. making money is fun, look at the back of your tshirt (or thong) if you dont believe me.
Most just consider it ballin.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
I lived on the MO side. Riverside, for a while. Went to Parkhill South High School my frosh year. I love the area out there. S***ty sports teams though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
we're no where close to reaching this goalQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
By the recommendation of UG:
Alright so most of you (whom are important) should remember my "so im shaving my balls, right" thread. Now this is kind of a cute follow up.
Lets take it back a bit to last saturday. Im at my cousins place and he shows me his new atv, and his dads. They jsut fixed them up apparently and they ran nicely (or so i think, not an atv guy). Anyways ill spare the details and tell you that i took a corner too fast, clipped a pole with the back tire and flipped the atv.
Its funny how your first instinct is to try to fix the situation, i didnt think bail, i thought GAMBOOOL i can suckout and not crash. I really didnt notice I was literally in a flip.
Anyways I bailed out hard on my right shoulder. Dislocated it pretty well. Hospital, 4 hours later, xrays come back negative and im sent home.
So im kind of down, also my right arm is my good arm.
Its tuesday, and im coming back from an errand and I stop at a lady-friends house to say hi and hang out a bit.. it had been a while.
So anyways this friend of mine is a pretty decent friend id say, we were friends in every sense of the word and not more; or so I thought. *Grade 12 literacy taught me that a bit of foreshadowing goes a long way in a story retelling*
She makes a crack about me not being able to jerk off. Not being able to jerk off, i forced a sullen laugh-whimper. She gives the newborn-puppy "awww" and then has the great idea to give me a hand. (Im on fire). So shes jerking the cock.
Now the thing is that I hadnt shaved my junk in a good week and a half because 1- it was hard to shave with my arm, and 2- I was busy and didnt think I was going to get anything, and 3- I had no idea I was going to be getting anything during this meet-up. So I hope it didn't leave a bad impression.
And then I ask her to suck the balls (just for the forumers!) and she gave me a "dude, im jerking you off. thats it. I dont do that shit" .. like seriously. Some girls just dont get it.
Anyways I cum all over her sheets. I was fully loaded and i had a good 4 or 5 days of sizzurp that was waiting to be released. So she takes them off and piles them up downstairs by her washing machine.
So im a young lad, and most of the girls I know still live at home; she was no exception. Her dad comes home, by this time it was an hour from the release and she had made her bed again and we were watching full metal jacket. Its really ironic actually, considering what happens next.
I guess he had wash going, so he went downstairs and I guess he noticed the splooge. I hear the guy shout "what the fuck" and he calls down his daughter. Now by this time im kind of curious and paranoid about whats going on. 30 seconds later, i hear him say 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
(what the fuck, what the fuck is that!) - full metal jacket. spooky!!
so by the time i hear this i pretty much make up my mind about this being a bad situation. So i gimp out of there and walk home.
Cliff notes:
ATVs are unsafe
Handjobs are overrated
Dont leave cumstained sheets exposed if your an 18 year old girl
full metal jacket is an awesome movie
That story is pretty powerful, but its lacking actual dad interaction to become epic.
Her dad was a pretty big guy, probably a good 220 6'er. Also a pure bred Italian. The kind of guy you really dont want to fuck around with, especially after finding my seed on his daughters sheets.
Although maybe "it was only a handjob!" could be quite disarming.
that slogan is on the front of the thong. just fyi 'cause i know you care.Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
still waiting for the signed thong pic....Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
my bf won't let me post it
ok, then... how about the pic with you wearing it?Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
forward this to your boyfriend please, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EH3AECIX_tc
?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
boc ldo
i think i slightly mis-judged my fold equity here, boc
POKERSTARS GAME #11086217056: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/07/23 - 02:11:08 (ET)
Table 'Eurydome' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: BabyGrand ($481.20 in chips)
Seat 2: akina8888 ($336.50 in chips)
Seat 3: forcewithme9 ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: royalsu ($899.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Big_Rob_48 ($842.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya ($402 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $2
BabyGrand: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ts 9s]
akina8888: folds
forcewithme9: folds
royalsu: folds
Big_Rob_48: raises $12 to $16
Lukieplaya: raises $40 to $56
BabyGrand: folds
Big_Rob_48: raises $66 to $122
Lukieplaya: raises $280 to $402 and is all-in
Big_Rob_48: calls $280
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6d Kh]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6d Kh] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6d Kh 6h] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ts 9s] (a pair of Sixes)
Big_Rob_48: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
Big_Rob_48 collected $805 from pot
ok quick equity calc says that assuming 29% equity when called (100%AA 100%KK 50%AK), the guy needs to fold 38% of his range for the shove to be 0EV.
given typical 4-betting ranges and player tendencies, most players certainly fold here <10% of the time.
cliff notes: bad terrible shove and i have the math the prove it! but lack the common sense to know that going all-in with 10 high generally is not ideal.
by the way i came back to this because i was hoping we could get some good poker discussion going in here, but given that it's the commune and the ballin thread, i don't see it happening.
maybe gabe can share some of his wisdom.
you had ten high man wtf
I think that everyone should refuse to talk poker in here. It's bad policy. I mean, me at 20nl doesn't seem boc. However, me winning a fight last night in Honolulu is. It was my first venture into 170lb class. I thought I would get muscled all over. I did pretty well though. Finished with a rear naked choke. Got my face beat in pretty good though. Got a black eye, and a huge cut on my left cheek to show off at work.
Also, I have discovered that my drinking team has a bowling problem. And bowled a 210 on friday. All in all, a pretty boc weekend.
anyone who posts in an internet forum is not boc
lukie-boc
banQuote:
Originally Posted by mixchange
nice job, keep up the good workQuote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
BOC
pics?
Wow, nice! Congratulations!Quote:
It was my first venture into 170lb class. I thought I would get muscled all over. I did pretty well though. Finished with a rear naked choke.
"Balling" out of control anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sj4yM5pW24
Those Japanese are Crazy .