Originally Posted by
Poopadoop
"Wait Boris, what if someone recognizes me on my way to the castle? We need a cover story."
"Fwa fwa, oh I don't know, we'll say you were breaking lockdown. How's that old boy?"
"Sounds good to me! But then what -surely there'll be a kerfuffle."
"Well then we'll just add a few more transgressions to make it more believable. Like, let's say you went home, and your wife was sick, so you rushed back to work like an idiot. How about that?"
"Gee, why didn't I think of that?"
"Yes, well, no-one can know that we're making a deal for a vaccine. Can't be giving people hope you know."