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play me HUQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches
ok!Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
4 tables sound good? great. i'll let you know when i'm free.
also
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also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches
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Seat 1: Wyern ($1863.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Sauce123 ($1167 in chips)
Seat 3: mikek15 ($2713 in chips)
Seat 4: straate ($1366.25 in chips)
Seat 5: IMSAKIDD ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: gp333 ($1059 in chips)
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Sauce123: posts small blind $5
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Sauce123: calls $25
lol, what a sick unexpected coolerQuote:
*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 8d Th] [4s]
Sauce123: bets $120
gp333: raises $120 to $240
Sauce123: raises $847 to $1087 and is all-in
gp333: calls $739 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sauce123: shows [5d 5c] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
I took 2nd for $1k. They only paid top two, but I'm not complaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
They all ate cake for this guys birthday, and I couldn't eat any cause I have a fight coming up in a couple of weeks. They thought it was hilarious to eat it in front of me. Thanks in large part to FTR, I was able to take their money in revenge. HAHA!!
gabe-vs-lukie rd1: No hitting below the belt... FIGHT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
2/4 3/6 or 5/10 ? if we got a bunch of people to fill out the tables on stars, is the rake as bad as it was for me and sauce at 1/2 ?
BOC?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
FLOWMASTADUBSAC HAS ARRIVED AND HE'S GONNA TAKE FTR TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF BALLA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Interesting place and content for a first post.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFaucet
I approve. (Side thought: Is there an emoticon for a thumbs up/thumbs down? If not there should be.)
hint: this is not his first post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
Well, when you only post in the commune, then...
I guess it's his 0th post. Or, 0nd, maybe?
nm uni
anyways this place looks cool
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malta
The United States has 21 people per square kilometer (55 per square mile) compared to Malta's population density of 1,160 people per square kilometer (3,000 per square mile).
(source for above is not wiki)
mongoloid is my new favorite pseudo-racial slur
So 90sQuote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
racial slurs :shock:
what about hodgies?
i heard this what some call the jihads in our military
sadly whatever it means i use it for everything, i wish it was a slur for lesbians. they can piss me off, stupid slats. (this doesnt' apply to the hot lesbos found on the internet)
I like how hunter s thompson refers to his latino lawyer as a samoan.Quote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
check out Deuteronomy 25:11-12
haha
I haven't posted here yet today.
:drunk: :jackoff: Why don't I see these guys used more often? These are my favorite emotions.
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
wow how did you find this gem
I also like the King James version, "putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets" lol
DO YOU WANT TO SUCKLE ON MY SECRETS
OK I think I killed it
hah, glad you posted that, I was too lazy to go find it on my own.
spot the baller
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/phot...56330_1130.jpg
picture says a hundred words... or somethin...
everyone take an honest guess of how old the female looks on the far right (in the pink).Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
20-23?
I'd say about 24-26
Dude I recognize some of these people!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
u mean like 40-43?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
29Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
The one that's too cool to look at the camera.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
whaaaaaat she does not look 40Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Lukkake thinks any girl that looks older than 16 must be over 40, i.e., he wouldn't be interested.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
she stood out to me too as looking much older than the rest. Im guessing she just looks older for her age, but if I saw her on the street Id probably think 30-35
looks like a busted 25 to me. busted.
GUYS CMON, SPOT THE BALLER!!! ITS MEEEEEEE LOL ! YEA!
what, no one liked the 7 legged lamb?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bode-ist
niggletQuote:
Originally Posted by sauce123
sand-nigger
snow-mexican
snow-mexican?Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Eskimos
It's from Dave Attell
The guy beside you (not BRabbit) really doesn't seem too impressed with you so generously offering him a taste of your Mono.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
BUMPin out of control. I never thought this thread would be so out of date.
Ballin- Saw Bourne Ultimatum, bought 300, and am buying TMNT tonight. COWABUNGA!!!
Seriously gabe, remind me of their names plz.
someone get brabbit to post in this thread
b rabbit gabe pete kyle
i watched 'the good son' the other night.....how cool is that movie.
im gonna be playing a whole bunch of tournaments on stars tonight to get ready for the turning stone tourny series and im posting updates here
so far i know im in a $25 freeze, 3ra, 100ra, 300 freeze, 10 ra
also gonna be in te $22ra, a $55 freeze on stars, and the first ftops event, the 500k gtd on ftp
i was top 20 in the 55k gtd........
Seat 1: Burlito (712)
Seat 2: thesharkpow (2,680)
Seat 3: asdf(9,170)
Seat 4: pdj316 (2,275)
Seat 5: Tatute (7,678)
Seat 6: boo__zer247 (15,130)
Seat 7: Believer8219 (2,810)
Seat 8: TheComeUp (4,390)
Seat 9: TheZadester (2,490)
boo__zer247 posts the small blind of 30
Believer8219 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to asdf[7d 9d]
TheComeUp raises to 210
TheZadester folds
Burlito folds
thesharkpow folds
asdfcalls 210
pdj316 folds
Tatute folds
boo__zer247 folds
Believer8219 calls 150
*** FLOP *** [7h 3d 5d]
Believer8219 checks
TheComeUp checks
asdf bets 520
Believer8219 folds
TheComeUp raises to 4,180, and is all in
asdf calls 3,660
TheComeUp shows [Tc Kd]
asdf shows [7d 9d]
*** TURN *** [7h 3d 5d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [7h 3d 5d 3h] [Ts]
isn't there a forum where hands like those go?
my boc thread is an extension of my forum
in 8 mtts right now, doig decent in some, only busted 2
GGQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
plz no sorry had to edit
selling gabe's fulltilt name, pm me with offers
I don't think you can call it YOUR BOC thread anymore. With all the cool stories, I think it belongs to all of FTR.
BOC!!! BJ Penn may be coming to visit my gym soon. I will be sure to get pics, and hopefully a video of him doing some mat work (although, I don't know anyone who will give him much of a challenge at my gym).
sorry, youre rightQuote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
my wii just came in, i think im going to go to walmart (only place open that sell games right now) and buy a few games....any suggestions?
resident evil 4 for solid 1 player action
tiger woods is fun but people who hate fold dont seem to like it
i heard warioware is really fun with lots of people from more than one person
fun one
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Hero (t6515)
SB (t2205)
BB (t2310)
UTG (t3825)
UTG+1 (t4725)
MP1 (t6030)
MP2 (t7775)
CO (t3052)
Preflop: Hero is Button with Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif.
4 folds, CO calls t50, Hero raises to t150, 2 folds, CO calls t100.
Flop: (t375) Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks.
Turn: (t375) 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
CO bets t150, Hero calls t150.
River: (t675) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks.
Final Pot: t675
Results in white below:
CO has 2c 5s (two pair, fives and twos).
Hero has Ks Qd (one pair, kings).
Outcome: CO wins t675.
also i should say that i own excite truck, madden, mortal kombat, zelda, medal of honor, and all those games are just OK (zelda> the rest though)
still in the the 10ra, the 20ra, and the 100ra !
CMON BIG MONEY
omg $21 bucks
YES!
Your current position is 11 out of 40 in $100 ra!!!
at table with lilholdem, bax, and t soprano but they are all 1 2 3 to my right.
JohnnyBax: hry gp
JohnnyBax: how u been bro?
JohnnyBax: hey*
fool i dont know you
i swear i almost called, the timer was used
PokerStars Game #11387437172: Tournament #57261722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (800/1600) - 2007/08/08 - 23:23:02 (ET)
Table '57261722 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: aeminium (10849 in chips)
Seat 2: bigpaddy (157763 in chips)
Seat 3: elijah_07 (15662 in chips)
Seat 7: lilholdem954 (69780 in chips)
Seat 8: gp333 (70058 in chips)
Seat 9: Kenny Rap (38032 in chips)
aeminium: posts the ante 150
bigpaddy: posts the ante 150
elijah_07: posts the ante 150
lilholdem954: posts the ante 150
gp333: posts the ante 150
Kenny Rap: posts the ante 150
lilholdem954: posts small blind 800
gp333: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Kd Jc]
Kenny Rap: folds
Pwnasaurus is connected
aeminium: folds
bigpaddy: folds
elijah_07: folds
lilholdem954: raises 2389 to 3989
gp333: calls 2389
*** FLOP *** [4h 4s Tc]
lilholdem954: bets 5900
gp333: calls 5900
*** TURN *** [4h 4s Tc] [6s]
lilholdem954: bets 11111
gp333: calls 11111
*** RIVER *** [4h 4s Tc 6s] [Ac]
lilholdem954: bets 48630 and is all-in
gp333: folds
lilholdem954 collected 42900 from pot
gp333 said, "WANKSTA"
lilholdem954: shows [3s 8s] (a pair of Fours)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 42900 | Rake 0
Board [4h 4s Tc 6s Ac]
Seat 1: aeminium folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bigpaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: elijah_07 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lilholdem954 (small blind) collected (42900)
Seat 8: gp333 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 9: Kenny Rap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
he woke up with one, oh wellllllll
im really good at bubbling, which is a good thing i think because it shows i have balls, right?
gg, at least I got in a Chris Hansen reference before it ended
BASTID
I'M GONNA KILL THAT N$@@A
PokerStars Game #11389916643: Tournament #57791642, $110+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/08/09 - 03:13:30 (ET)
Table '57791642 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: profilerman (1510 in chips)
Seat 2: blacksnatch (1490 in chips)
profilerman: posts small blind 10
blacksnatch: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blacksnatch [As Ah]
profilerman: calls 10
blacksnatch: raises 50 to 70
profilerman: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Jd 7h 8s]
blacksnatch: checks
profilerman: bets 180
blacksnatch: raises 420 to 600
profilerman: raises 420 to 1020
blacksnatch: raises 400 to 1420 and is all-in
profilerman: calls 400
*** TURN *** [Jd 7h 8s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 7h 8s Js] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blacksnatch: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
profilerman: shows [7s 3s] (a flush, Jack high)
profilerman collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 7h 8s Js 4s]
Seat 1: profilerman (button) (small blind) showed [7s 3s] and won (2980) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 2: blacksnatch (big blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
ok guys srsly no more than 1-2 hands every couple hundred posts in here.
DIDS YOU SEE WHAT HE DIDS TO ME MY GODQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
where's flomo when i need him, goddamn
RE4, Excite Truck, Zelda, Super Paper Mario (though, its a bit childish and easy) Mario Strikers Charged. Some say the Godfather game is good, but I haven't played it yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
Games coming out soon:
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption is supposed to have amazing FPS controls. (end of this month)
Mario Galaxy looks amazing (Nov)
Super Smash Bros Brawl (Dec)
ahh snapp another smash bros game, i LOVED the one for n64.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
so what did u get
ROFLCOPTERQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
yea jack that was funny shit, thanks for the pity laugh that no one else would give!
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fool i dont know you
roflQuote:
WANKSTA!
just watched 21 grams (pretty cool movie) and decided to keep updating the cool wiki links portion of this thread
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_...l_%28doctor%29
Lukie's thread of randomness
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we are almost halfway to reaching victory
mario strikers and zelda for now. will get more later, just wanted a few to play around with. The strikers game is pretty fun so far, havent really got into it yet though.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
also thanks for your avatar jackQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
haha that wiki link is cool.
after 30k downswing im buyin boxed set of planet earth and watching siberian snow leopards on friend's projector
gettin primal yo, fuck this online shenanigans
OMG lets turn this into favorite parts of that show
i think snow leopard is top 3 for me, gimme a bit to think of the others. that snow leopard just keeps running on that mountain side and its awesome.
http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/2831/snow-leopard.jpg
i even made that my new pic on stars
yessssssssssss
cannibal chimpanzees so far... ill be back with updates
While I fully expect this thread to surpass my thread in terms of quantity, nothing will ever be able to match the Randomness's thread in terms of quality. Even if this one is still pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Of course no one can match the old thread for quality. Typo for typo, that thread's quality was so low that to have another even approach it would be devastating to the forum.
I made 4K today LOL donkaments best day ever by far
Thanks for helping me out with a transfer gayb, I couldn't have done it without you
but how much did you loseQuote:
Originally Posted by mcatdog
snow leopards was pretty bad ass. I really liked that one cave on though where theres that giant mound of bat shit and all the roaches on it. Also theres the making of episode, was pretty cool to hear the stories about the tedious wait to get that one perfect shot.
Good show! Details?Quote:
Originally Posted by mcatdog
nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
just send a % back, tyQuote:
Originally Posted by mcatdog
I lol'd pretty hard at this then it reminded me of something, which will be my contribution:Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Update?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
the randomness thread is more random than the ballin thread is out of control
google image first result for out of control
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...of_control.jpg
feel free to add on