Offical IRC quotes thread.

<BigRed> IM NOT GAY
<BigRed> LETS GO FIX SOME CARS

<heyguyswhatsup> how old are you 9 years old
<vqchuang> 10 bitch!

Credit is due to Boost for planting the seed for this idea.

-'rilla

* dwarfman sets mode: +v a500lbgorilla
<a500lbgorilla> I LIKE THE FEEL OF LITTLE BOYS PAJAMA PANTS
<a500lbgorilla> ... SHIT

Must keep thread going! It's offical!

-'rilla

<Estrop> I'll never understand these kicking wars
* Estrop was kicked by scgolfer (Estrop)

-'rilla

<Fnord> Running well 'rilla?
...
(I was watching the Matrix on my second screen and didn't respond for awhile)
...
<TylerK> Rilla said to tell you he's not talking to you anymore.
<TylerK> also, he's gay.
<TylerK> he said to tell everyone that.

-'rilla

<resources> alright :)
<resources> thanks for help
<sndp> no prob. that's kinda what this place is here for :)
<sndp> well, that and watching gabe and rada win mtts

<allLiving> why arent there any good PLO/8 hi/lo mtts on stars today?
<allLiving> geeze
<boostNslide> cuz those games suck?

<cantlosefastenough> hi
<a500lbgorilla> hi
<dwarfman> ih
<dwarfman> errr
<dwarfman> *hi
<a500lbgorilla> How do you typo "ih"?!
<a500lbgorilla> FUCKL!

-'rilla

<dwarfman> Knock Knock.
<a500lbgorilla> Who's there?
<dwarfman> Nicholas.
<a500lbgorilla> Oh, hey Nicholas. Come on in for a drink.
<a500lbgorilla> Good joke.

-'rilla

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-'rilla

<sndp> take it easy folks
<a500lbgorilla> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
<boostNslide> rilla, thats what I told timmy, the little boy that lives in my ear, but then he made me hurt myself..
<a500lbgorilla> LOL
<boostNslide> he makes me do mean things.

-'rilla

<dwarfman> i have a mosquito bite on my penis
<Michael1123> ..............
<a500lbgorilla> WTF!
<dwarfman> it itches so much i have to masturbate like 30 times a day
<a500lbgorilla> SUAJSKBSFJ
<Michael1123> KICK HIM NOW
<a500lbgorilla> SHUT UP

-'rilla

<RadaShark> How to make a Radashack
<RadaShark> Ingredients:
<RadaShark> 5 parts success
<RadaShark> 3 parts humour
<RadaShark> 1 part joy
<boostNslide> ..
<boostNslide> are you gay?
<RadaShark> i must be
<iwa^> ROFL
<boostNslide> very.
<iwa^> owned

<vqchuang> dont ban rilla, i need a gay partner on IRC

<vqchuang> wooo i get another quote in the IRC thread
<vqchuang> its wat iv always wanted
<a500lbgorilla> Truely, you're enjoying life at its fullest.
<gabe1> yay

<gabe1> a500lbgorilla!!
<gabe1> STOP EDITING MY POST
<gabe1> YOUR LINE WASNT EVEN FUNNY
<a500lbgorilla> I ADDED IT SO YOUR LINE COULD BE THERE
<gabe1> YOU CANT EDIT FUNNY INTO MY POSTS
<a500lbgorilla> I CAN ONLY EDIT DUMB OUT OF YOUR POST
<gabe1> ALL I SAID WAS YAY
<a500lbgorilla> THE YAY MADE THE ENTIRE QUOTE!
<gabe1> LIARRR!
<a500lbgorilla> FATTTTY!
<a500lbgorilla> SORRY, I STUDDER.
<gabe1> MORE LIKE
<gabe1> SHUDDER
<a500lbgorilla> SHUDDER ALL THE LADIES CLOTHES OFF!

-'rilla

<Estrop> imagine winning $159,000
<dwarfman> ok
* dwarfman drools
<dwarfman> ok done
<dwarfman> now you do it
<Estrop> ok
<Estrop> WOAAHH
<Estrop> feels good
<dwarfman> rofl

<iwasakib`> :)
<boostNslide> yo iwa whats up
<poka490s> not much boost
<poka490s> just lost 2k

<xG`RaGs> you thin vq?
*****
<vqchuang|playingpoker> am i thin?
<vqchuang|playingpoker> im uhhh 130 pounds
<xG`RaGs> think
<vqchuang|playingpoker> haha
<ake> thin..
<xG`RaGs> LOL

<Radashack> I am god of live poker :)
<a500lbgorilla> You am not god of english. :)

-'rilla

<vqchuang|playingpoker> i would fuck poker books too
<vqchuang|playingpoker> cut holes in em and everything

<Radashack> shut up bitch
<Radashack> i'm rick james

<iwasakib`> word nigga, word
<Radashack> brandon, your not black

<boostNslide> I wanna abuse the back of orlovs throat..
<boostNslide> err.. wtf?
<iwa`> with what
<boostNslide> did I say that outloud?
<Radashack> umm
<Radashack> wow
<Radashack> FTR porn
<Radashack> thats going in the thread

Bad things are said between the late night crew:

<boostNslide> my girl would be hot..
<boostNslide> but I beat her a bit much..
<iwa`> ...
<vqchuang|working> ur penis is a chick?

<ake> oooh
<ake> today's monday
<ake> I thought it was tuesday
<ake> Awesome.
<laeelin> you just gained a day
<ake> thanks, Im looking forward to wasting it

* dwarfman hard
* a500lbgorilla repulsed.
* ake hugs everybody

-'rilla

<dwarfman> i said what do you want to play, ring or tourney?
<dwarfman> he said 'texas holdem'
<dwarfman> *sigh*, fish
<pingviini> whats his sn
<pingviini> my br is a little short
<laeelin> whats his PP name?
<dwarfman> no taking my brother's money
<pingviini> me me me me
<dwarfman> neither of you, silly sharks
<pingviini> oooooh someone called me a shark!
<pingviini> first time ever!
<dwarfman> i called laeelin a shark

(I bolded the important part for easy reading)

<DNuts> where the hell is scgolfer during the insanely small period that you would actually want to talk to him

-'rilla

[14:54] <dwarfman> what's the command BigRed
[14:54] <BigRed> I'm going to go clean my room.
[14:54] <Estrop> set it so.. when someone kicks you.. it kicks them?
[14:54] <dwarfman> not that i'll use it on you or anything
[14:54] <BigRed> you type /wouldn'tyouliketoknow
[14:54] <Estrop> Sly
[14:54] <dwarfman> WOULDN'TYOULIKETOKNOW Unknown command
* Timer 1 activated
[14:54] <dwarfman> were you lying?
[14:54] <BigRed> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!!!
[14:54] <dwarfman> oh
[14:54] <dwarfman> haha
[14:54] <dwarfman> i get it
[14:55] <dwarfman> good one
[14:55] <Estrop> lol

<red`away> DWARFMAN LIKES BOYS
<dwarfman> doesn't that waste electricity?

<DNuts> lofty goals
<DNuts> i hope it works out for you
<boostNslide> shallow goals are easily met, and easily forgotten.
<DNuts> you have some depth for an immature little fuck

[18:14] <BigRed> hmmm
[18:14] <BigRed> got that veal parm sandwich in the frigde
[18:14] <BigRed> mmm tortured baby cow
[18:14] <ihategnomes> you baby dear killer
[18:14] <ihategnomes> err
[18:14] <ihategnomes> cow
[18:14] <BigRed> LOLOL
[18:14] <BigRed> SIG'd
[18:14] <BigRed> :D
[18:14] <ihategnomes> damn
[18:14] <ihategnomes> :)

<BigRed> perhaps i'll let you take rilla out on a date
<boostNslide> ..
<boostNslide> for payment?
<BigRed> indeed
<boostNslide> he give good head?
<BigRed> the best
<boostNslide> sounds like a deal..

<BigRed> the whole bleeding thing is kinda annoying
<ake> it does sound painful
<a500lbgorilla> Get some salt.
<a500lbgorilla> Salt helps bleeding.

-'rilla

<ville18> !8 ake < ville
<ChanServ> ville18: Absolutely not.
<pkr|readytokill> lol
<ville18> FU!
<ake> SEE.
<ville18> rigged

-'rilla

This one is from a long time ago.

<Toasty> I've gotta go to this duckfor tomorrow.
<a500lbgorilla> What's a "duckfor"?
<a500lbgorilla> ...
<Toasty> Quack Quack Quack!

From the long, long ago. In the before time.

-'rilla

<a5OOlbgorilla> But we cant like you very much when we're not sexx0rizing!
<a500lbgorilla> sex0rizing*
<a5OOlbgorilla> My bad.

Make note of the names.

-'rilla

<a500lbgorilla> Hi
<a500Ibgorilla> hi
<a5OOlbgorilla> Hola
<a5OOlbgorilla> You are looking mighty attractive today.
<a500lbgorilIa> I know :)
<a500Ibgorilla> as are you.
<a5OOlbgorilla> Why thank you!
<a500Ibgorilla> no problem
<a500lbgorilla> Hi
<a5OOlbgorilla> Hi again

-'rilla

* a500Ibgorilla was kicked by BigRed (dd)
<a5OOlbgorilla> Ah!
<a5OOlbgorilla> No!
<a5OOlbgorilla> My better half!

*We had 5 a500lbgorillas in there at some point.

-'rilla

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<boost> ahh better
<boost> now someone ban the imposter!
<boostNslide> ...

<boostNslide> lol
<boostNslide> hahaha
<boostNslide> rofl
<boostNslide> ...
<boostNslide> JESUS CHRIST
<boostNslide> FUCKING FISH
<boostNslide> ..
<boostNslide> ..
<a500lbgorilla> The definition of moodswings.

-'rilla

[20:48] <BigRed> i figured out how to kick people without having ops, if you type /quit their name it will kick them, so if u wanted to kick me you'd type /quit bigred
[20:48] <COOKERRR> /quit BigRed
[20:48] <ake> /quit bigred
[20:48] <COOKERRR> :-P
[20:48] <ake> damnit
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[20:49] <BigRed> hahahahaha
[20:49] <BigRed> i win

<a500lbgorilla> Ban dwarfman.
<dwarfman> ok
* dwarfman was kicked by dwarfman (dwarfman)
<a500lbgorilla> Obedient.
<DNuts> lol
<red`hw> !ban dwarfman
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@host81-129-157-217.range81-129.btcentralplus.com

-'rilla

<red`hw> what about the one with the $ sign
<red`hw> it's an ambiguous smiley
<red`hw> it could mean "im going to kill myself by eating ice cream until i die" face
<red`hw> you're going to be gay and put this on ftr aren't you
<red`hw> YOU FATTY
<a500lbgorilla> Noooo... [Yes]

-'rilla

<boostNslide> someone ban red.
<red`hw> D:
* red`hw sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-69-202-69-53.twcny.res.rr.com
* red`hw was kicked by red`hw (red`hw)
<a500lbgorilla> So...
<a500lbgorilla> How do we get him back?
<boostNslide> why would you want him back?
<a500lbgorilla> Touche

-'rilla

* a500lbgorilla peers quizically at Dnuts.
<a500lbgorilla> You're funny...
<DNuts> dude, you can't even speel quizically let alone stare like it

-'rilla

* iwasakib` votes boostNslide isn't funny, all in favor say aye
<vqchuang|working> abstain!
<a500lbgorilla> Which vote highlights how much of an asshole iwa is?
<a500lbgorilla> I think it's "nay."
<a500lbgorilla> I'll vote nay.

[23:14] <Ripptyde> hey so did I tell you guys....the other day i went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and totally scarfed out.......and damned if my farts didnt smell like original recipe'
[23:14] <pokerfanatic> LOL
[23:14] <Ripptyde> it was trippy
[23:19] <Ripptyde> i farted and my girlfriend is like 'marty did you eat at KFC last night?"....Im like yea
[23:19] <Ripptyde> lol @ 11 herbs and spices flatulence
[23:20] <Ripptyde> the colonel would be proud
[23:20] <gutshot_> i imagine the colonel is rolling over in his grave right now at the mere existence of this conversation

<gutshot_> if you like eating, i highly recommend a vacation on a cruise ship.
<gutshot_> i gained like 7 lbs last week and i was shitting 3 times a day.
<gutshot_> it was glorious.

-'rilla

These are in ring games when eveyrone in IRC was watching Michael because he won a 15k pot, and 5 minutes after that won another 5k ...
.................................................. .. :idea: .............................
btw if anyone can translate...that would be greeat


doulas12: shknpikgcgjiomGJ
doulas12: ja'ic hhiau caochia a
doulas12: cipa hi pajpicaj ijh chpafahp

JERRRY: michael no chop?
michael1123: hmm?
michael1123: how would you chop blinds online?
JERRRY: JOKE

<iwasakib`> I'm watching black people bowl

<vaks> hmm i lost my ops somehow :*(
<dwarfman> it wasn't anything to do with me
<dwarfman> so don't even let that cross your mind
<vaks> you liar
<vaks> give it back ;)
* dwarfman sets mode: +o vaks
* ChanServ sets mode: -o vaks
<dwarfman> ChanServ hates you
<vaks> hmm
<vaks> one second
<vaks> now try
<vaks> i talked to chanserv
* dwarfman sets mode: +o vaks
<dwarfman> how'd you do that?
<vaks> you just gatta know what to say to him
* ChanServ sets mode: -o vaks
<dwarfman> haha
<vaks> wait
<vaks> wtf

<AvatarKava> taking a dinner break now
<a500lbgorilla> alright.
<iwa`> alright
<a500lbgorilla> JINX
<a500lbgorilla> BLACK MAGIC JINX
<jmontis> all your chips are belong to me
<a500lbgorilla> Shhh, I jinxed him
<a500lbgorilla> Hey, iwa! If you're gay. Stay silent!
<a500lbgorilla> Hahahah, homo!
* iwa` sets mode: -v a500lbgorilla

-'rilla

<a500lbgorilla> I wasnt talking to one of the most skillful players in the game, i was talking to Radasuck.
<a500lbgorilla> *shack
<AvatarKava> Those keys are so close to each other...
* ilikeaces86 Im that mountain in the sky... hey I made it...Im the worlds greatest
<Radashack> Chris better be carful you wont fit through the door if you keep that up :)
<AvatarKava> please, he's been validated by 'rilla
<AvatarKava> he must be the greatest

<a500lbgorilla> Some days, Rada... some days...
<Radashack> hated by many, tolerated by some.
<a500lbgorilla> You're already writing my eulogy...
<Radashack> All of you gatherd here today... well the 3 of you... to remember Shane "a500lbgorilla"... ok now 2 of you...

-'rilla

haha no one likes bigred

<BigRed> HI RED
<BigRed> HI GUYS
<BigRed> HOW ARE YOU RED
<BigRed> IM GOOD
<BigRed> THANKS FOR ASKING

[15:20] <iwa`> !topic 0,1Congrats to ilikeaces86 on winning Super Monday taking home 32k and decides to buy a cross dressing hooker named pedro with his winnings
[15:22] <a500lbgorilla> How is Pedro?
[15:22] <ilikeaces86> ?
[15:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +v boostNslide
[15:22] <boostNslide> hahah
[15:23] <ilikeaces86> <a500lbgorilla> How is Pedro?<<< hes great
[15:23] * boostNslide huggles aces
[15:23] <boostNslide> pedro?
[15:23] <boostNslide> what is that your boyfreind?
[15:23] <a500lbgorilla> Good to hear. Poor guy's been through a lot.
[15:23] <ake> Pedrophile?
[15:23] <boostNslide> I bet he puts hickeys all over the back of your neck (think about it)
[15:23] <ake> rather not

<dwarfman> i know you a500lbgorilla
<dwarfman> i know you better than you know yourself
<a500lbgorilla> Oh yah Dwarfman.
<a500lbgorilla> Let's have an a500lbgorilla Trivia Challenge.
<dwarfman> ok
<star5328> yaaay
<a500lbgorilla> Back in elementary school, I recieved 2 days of inschool suspension. Why?
<dwarfman> You lashed out on an inconspicuous porcupine.
<Michael1123> haha dwarf
<a500lbgorilla> WRONG
<a500lbgorilla> I fired a toy gun at a recess consoler.
<dwarfman> lol
<dwarfman> idiot
<a500lbgorilla> QUESTION 2
<a500lbgorilla> One time I nearly drowned, twice. What happened?
<Michael1123> trying to give yourself head in the bathtub
<a500lbgorilla> Correct!
<a500lbgorilla> QUESTION 3, why was I so bad at giving myself head?
<gutshot> you have too many ribs.
<dwarfman> you don't have a penis
<a500lbgorilla> All correct answers!
<a500lbgorilla> QUESTION 3, part b!
<a500lbgorilla> How did I eventually manage success?
<dwarfman> surgery
<gutshot> you got a lifejacket for bath time.
<a500lbgorilla> Hahahahaha CORECT!
<a500lbgorilla> QUESTION 4, in Freshman Engineering, what was my greatest achievement?
<dwarfman> blowing up the proffessor
<Pulpstar> Giving yourself head
<Michael1123> surviving
<a500lbgorilla> PULPSTAR WINS!
<dwarfman> lollerskates
<Michael1123> haha

<+dsaxton> do you guys think i'm handsome?
<+Michael1123> Rilla would fuck you, Saxton
<+dsaxton> shit
<+Michael1123> you do breathe, right?

!

* NewJack33- sets mode: -EV gabe1

[14:22] <dwarfman> not fucking funny, but i realised while in the bath that one of my balls was missing
[14:22] <dwarfman> i was like WHAT THE FUCK

<ilikeaces86> its terrible for me
<scgolfer> i m tired and high but overall feel pretty good!
<lonnie> high? alright man
<whileone> wait a few years. it's pretty neat when you're into it
<ihategnomes> been smoke that wacky tabaccy golfer?
<ihategnomes> heheheh
<lonnie> now that your high
<lonnie> go play some poker
<lonnie> !
<lonnie> so that's the part you omitted in all of those bad beat posts
<ihategnomes> yep
<ihategnomes> sc is really just a pot head
<lonnie> i kinda thought he was. figured it would be rude to ask

<vaks> really golfer?
<vaks> i like shrooms and marijuana
<vaks> do you like those golfer?
<scgolfer> naw prescrition drugs only, since college

<DNuts> it's vt... not like it's a real school anyways
<a500lbgorilla> Hahahaha, I'm going to just STFU now. DNuts wins.

-'rilla

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<sed76> !8 will I ever finish this damn dissertation?
<ChanServ> sed76: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
<sed76> !8 will I ever finish this damn dissertation?
<sed76> !8 will I ever finish this damn dissertation?
<ChanServ> sed76: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
<sed76> bastard
<sed76> back to work
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-ChanServ- (#flopturnriver) 0,1Must be reg. on the 9F0lop9T0urn9R0iver boards at http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2 NO CS SPAM NOR RINGERS OF ANY KIND!!
<boostNslide> hello people
<boostNslide> anyone awake?
<boostNslide> you all suck
<boostNslide> sleep is for the weak
<boostNslide> where are my european freinds at ?
* boostNslide is lonely...

<boostNslide> hmm
<boostNslide> stay up and play a 20$ 2 table..
<boostNslide> or go pass out?
<ake> stay up
<boostNslide> if I sleep now I can wake up for the 10$
<ake> STAY UP.
<boostNslide> but..
<boostNslide> :(
<ake> STAY UP!!
<boostNslide> ake..
<ake> Are you a woman?
<boostNslide> you just want company..
<ake> I do.. :(
* boostNslide unregisters and gets ready for bed
<ake> Fuck you.
<ake> I hate you

[13:55] <dwarfman> it was when i was checking for any cancerous bumps that i realised i was missing one
[13:55] <BigRed> lol\
[13:55] <BigRed> 1st ball....check
[13:55] <BigRed> 2nd ball....ch...wait....2nd ball.....um....crap
[13:55] <Estrop> 3rd ball....check
[13:56] <BigRed> LOL

[16:33] <dwarfman> yeah, i'm a KFC man myself, have to salute the colonel
[16:33] <BigRed> news flash...he's dead...
[16:33] <DNuts> bojangles is better
[16:33] <NewJack> that guy gained like 20 lbs in a month.. and it took him a year to lose it
[16:33] <dwarfman> the KFC colonel is dead?
[16:33] <BigRed> ...
[16:33] <dwarfman> OMG
[16:33] <DNuts> yes, died of a coronary
[16:33] * dwarfman is now known as dwarfman-in-mourning
[16:33] <dwarfman-in-mourning> back later guys

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<UncleBuddy> fucking boost
<boostNslide> uncle?
<boostNslide> wtf?
<UncleBuddy> i heard what you said about me
<boostNslide> uhh?
<boostNslide> about you liking lil boys?
<UncleBuddy> yeah
<boostNslide> or about sucking off the horse?
<UncleBuddy> and that I have a little room at the bottom of my stairs
<UncleBuddy> whjere I keep them and feed them nothing but twinkies
<UncleBuddy> and then make them vogue for me
<UncleBuddy> "Strike a pose"

<dwarfman> gogoogogogogogogogoogogogo england
<mtbottle> go Scotland!
<dwarfman> erm
<dwarfman> ok then

a500lbgorilla> I heard what you said about boost.
<UncleBuddy> you stfu
<a500lbgorilla> Hey fuck you buddy.
<UncleBuddy> about the gay porn shoot?
<UncleBuddy> or was it the donkey and the mexican chick?
<a500lbgorilla> Both.
<UncleBuddy> I only talk about what I imagine to be true
<UncleBuddy> like that time when you and I made out

-'rilla

<a500lbgorilla> Becuase you're a fucktard?!
<a500lbgorilla> MAYBE THATS IT>!
<UncleBuddy> wow
<UncleBuddy> thats harsh
<a500lbgorilla> Let's see how it fits on you.
<UncleBuddy> im leaving
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<a500lbgorilla> Yah, he was getting really bitchy anyway.
<pokerfanatic> what happened
<a500lbgorilla> I tried to prescribe some Mydol for his cramps and bloating and he stormed off.
<a500lbgorilla> I may have accidentally called him stupid or something.
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<a500lbgorilla> So then that Fucktard says "I'm leaving!" And does!
<a500lbgorilla> LMFAO
<a500lbgorilla> What a stupid fucktard.
<UncleBuddy> shhh
<UncleBuddy> hes back
* UncleBuddy was kicked by pokerfanatic (UncleBuddy)
<pokerfanatic> now hes gone
<a500lbgorilla> Good save.

-'rilla

<a500lbgorilla> Last time Rada thought something was a great idea, I got pregnant.
<a500lbgorilla> Just a warning...

<UncleBuddy> I AM YOUR FATHER, RILLA
<a500lbgorilla> No!
<a500lbgorilla> It can't be!
* UncleBuddy cuts rillas arm off
<a500lbgorilla> THAT REALLY FUCKING HURT
<a500lbgorilla> Im going to need that later!
* UncleBuddy always wanted a left handed son

-'rilla

<dwarfman> ilikeaces86: got your TGC unlocked yet?
<ilikeaces86> <dwarfman> ilikeaces86: got your TGC unlocked yet?<< I wish I was not that lazy
<ilikeaces86> just doesnt seem worth the time for 300 bucks
<dwarfman> lol
<boostNslide> aces lol
<boostNslide> its like how if billgates saw a 100$ bill on the ground
<boostNslide> it literally wouldnt be worth his time to take a step towards it, bend down, pick it up, and place it in his wallet

<Triptanes> name<Captain Obvious>
<Triptanes> crap
<boostNslide> lol
<General_Rilla> Wow.
<General_Rilla> You really suck at irc.
<Triptanes> <---- Doesn't no shit about IRC cmnds ne more
<General_Rilla> Like hardcore suck.
* Triptanes goes down on IRC
* Triptanes breathes
* Triptanes swallows
<General_Rilla> IRC has a yeast infection.
* Triptanes vomits profusely
<boostNslide> lol
<General_Rilla> So, yah. You should go wash your mouth out.

-'rilla