Here's me in a master shake costume (stone cold sober, totally):
http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/im...thf/athf_4.jpg
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Here's me in a master shake costume (stone cold sober, totally):
http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/im...thf/athf_4.jpg
Haha, I don't believe you, man.
That's the smile that the dude on the front of the Vladimir bottle would have if he was smiling. You look about 8 shots deep. Must have been one hell of a halloween night.
I want that costume!!! Give it to me. I COMMAND IT!
Jeff, check out this article: http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/op_ed/172Quote:
Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
Id post my mug shot but gotta wait till I get home
(its on a couple of porn sites)
<---- damn things always give me away!
Im also a pornstar..not a gril though :wink:
That's fun.
-'rilla
Post pix or get the hell out of my thread :xQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Alright! Let's see if those websites from last night are still in my history.
Give me some time, it takes forever to wade through all this pr0n.
-'rilla
"So you're telling me that all the computer uses are a bunch of 1's and 0's?"
"Basically."
"Well, I dunno how that puts boobies on my computer screen but God bless you, man!"
I never said I was either well the girl part :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by elanto
When your daughter is like 16/17, I bet you will scare the hell out of the guys that try to date her.Quote:
Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
P.s. - Cool tattoo of the firefighter.
how much other ink do you have done? im workin on my sleeves right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
That is awesome tyler, you are my Aqua Teen god.Quote:
Originally Posted by TylerK
I could never have thought up something like that, totally awesome.
9 tattoos in all. 3 on each arm, 1 on my chest, 1 on my hip, and 1 on my calf. Not totally tatted out, but enough to make people think twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by steviebrutal
And I absolutely plan to scare the bejeezus out of whoever comes to date my daughter.
I said one other time that I plan to sharpening my pick head axe in front of them and asking them if they're circumsised. :twisted:
got some pictures?Quote:
im workin on my sleeves right now.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
You are one lucky man. I wouldn't have been able to hold back from grabbing her bodacious tata's. Yes, I am a dirty old man.
There's more (for Premium Members only)...
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=452
Oh, you're bad. Taunting them with soft core pr0n.
-'rilla
Lol at all your pictures.
>Wow Xianti nice pic and very nice company ;)
i will post a link to a foto of me soon...
Im really intersted in seeing rillas picture :)
-anto
Hi.
dwarf how old are you
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Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
Oh.. wow. I always assumed you were much older. You know.. because your name is dwarfMAN. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman1990
Well, hello there, dwarfy!
Yeah dwarf ur too young to gamble!! Grow up man and then come back!! :wink:
-anto
Why don't we both grow up together? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by elanto
<<<<<<<<<<<<< me, in Jamaica during my honeymoon.
Dwarf, I can't believe that's you :)
don't let any of the poker rooms see this thread and you'll be fine
If you look here: http://davsimon.deviantart.com/
You can see what I look like, if you look in the "gallery" section you can see my dogs and other photography If you look in the "scraps" section you can see a picture of my wife - and another of the both of us after our wedding in Vegas 2 years ago.
this is the picture of my leg sleeve so far, I have since finished the negative space in front and some of the work on my calf... this is the only picture I have right now, ill get more soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
http://c.myspace.com/00026/58/81/26411885_m.jpg
Damn man thats awesome as hell. I was afraid u might post some gay crap(not that you are getting these for me) but that is a seriously sweet tattoo.
2 years ago at Mexico spring break drunk. I No longer have glasses and lost some weight.
http://members.cox.net/swilliams53/spring-break.jpg
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http://www.chrisfrog.com/heavy.jpg
Someone took my pic and added that text, oh well. :lol:
Wow, NONE of you look like what I expected, but ESPECIALLY
Dude I thought you were like 30, not 13!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
lol
Well guess which one is me
http://www.imagehosting.us.com/image...=2646&h=596135
Masai?Quote:
Originally Posted by xbones
Yes it was, but no I'm not.
It was on the trip I won from work in August.
Off-topic discussion was split from this thread.
Now, get back to the pictures, you crazy kids!
Alright, I finally got to scan and upload one of my pictures.
Sorry, but this was back about 10 years ago. I was pretty young.
http://www.origo.hu/i/0202/20020205hasselhof.jpg
I've put on like 5 or 6 pounds since then. But it's basically accurate.
-'rilla
Alright, alright.. here's actually a picture of me...
http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL467...0/75997599.jpg
-'rilla
Nice pic rilla you actualy look like a little chimp in that pic ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
lol jk man
-anto
Nice try, I know I'm the cutest thing on two legs.
I haven't grown out of that stupid look on my face, though.
-'rilla
*bump* More!
I'm expecting to see 'rilla in his new FTR hoody!
If I can get my new fangled digital camera-dinger to work.
-'rilla
ooh this thread is cool, i need to find a pic somewhere,
ps. dwarf your links are broken!
Just look at 'rilla's baby picture. Dwarf looks a lot like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel
:wink:
Who you callin a baby!
I'm just youthful for my age.
-'rilla
That was intentional.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel
A picture of me is now in my avatar.
I think Xianti stole rilla's avatar...
Apparently, I look a bit like Vinnie Jones ("Big Chris" in Lock, stock...). This is according to my mum, a London cabbie and several friends.
Check him out here - he is the one doing the squeezing...http://www.vinniejones.co.uk/images/.../vj_pg_big.jpg
http://www.vinniejones.co.uk/images/.../vj_pg_big.jpg
Sooo.... you like to squeeze men's nuts?
-'rilla
Doesn't everyone want to hold the nuts every once in a while? :wink:
You'd be suprised how often I don't. :P
-'rilla
OK, i'll ask.. whats the story behind the nut crush pic ... is that a ref or another player?
That would be Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne who is having his nuts crunched in that picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spook
The reason - well, Vinnie Jones is just a psycho.
The bloke on the left is Vinnie Jones, notorious football hard nut (sic) - now a Hollywood celebrity :lol: . On the right is Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who, at the time this photo was taken (mid-eighties?), was an up and coming wonder-kid.
I believe Vinnie was trying to intimidate him a little - maybe put him off his game. I not sure if it worked :) .
Both of them players spook
plus you know soccer players they are psycotic
So squeezing an opponent's nuts is legal in football?
If it is, I've been watching the wrong football.
-'rilla
What the ref doesnt see he cant do about it. Unless his AR's sees it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
Where do you guys come from? Are you all american or what?
I also wonder how old you are. Espacially the gorilla guy. Just curious.
<-- LocationQuote:
Originally Posted by Waggho
See above.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waggho
25.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waggho
He's in his mid-fifties or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waggho
Wexford, PA.
I'm a Merican.
I'm in my mid-fifties or so. Yet, I have the body, heart, mind and sexual appetite of a man a 19/55ths(ish) my age.
Now, I demand to know why I was singled out! I don't single well, I'll have you know.
-'rilla
wow rilla is in his fifties!
I always guessed about 18-21
Midfifties * (19/mid-fifties) = ?
Maybe next time, I'll just be right straight forward with everything. Nothing clever for my amusement.
Nothing.
-'rilla
Me and Xianti at Mandalay Bay
http://www.flopturnriver.com/mandala...poker-room.jpg
Me and Tyson at Hollywood Park
http://www.flopturnriver.com/hollywood_park_et2.jpg
Because I had a really hard time figuring out how old you could be. And with your posts everywhere on this forum (don´t take me wrong, your posts are almost always great) it kept bothering me everytime I checked this page out.Quote:
Now, I demand to know why I was singled out! I don't single well, I'll have you know.
Thinking about it, you could actually be dwarfman´s grandfather.
Jokes aside, 50+ is respect! I now know that you have the experience that the rest of us are lacking.
W.