Taking suggestions for new cat's name

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03-11-2013, 10:11 PM
MadMojoMonkey

Taking suggestions for new cat's name

Here is a pic of our (mine and Agnes's) new cat.

http://i.imgur.com/q2C91Zb.png

What should we name him?

Spoon it Meow has been thought of. Not bad, too.

We're looking for something poker related, and the best we have so far is Big Papa... Agnes spells it Big Poppa. :rolleyes:
03-11-2013, 10:15 PM
agnesamurphy

I should also specify that we do not want generic names i.e. Mittens, Buttons, Shadow, Fluffy. We want a cool, awesome, creative name that's fit for a cat!
03-11-2013, 10:17 PM
Pascal

miles
03-11-2013, 10:22 PM
Hawk

Szechuan
03-11-2013, 10:38 PM
bigred

MurderFace
03-11-2013, 10:57 PM
bikes

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

Spoon it Meow has been thought of. Not bad, too.

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profil...a_Gay_Seal.jpg
03-11-2013, 11:14 PM
wufwugy

Freddie Meowcury
03-11-2013, 11:33 PM
givememyleg

supercunt
03-11-2013, 11:41 PM
rpm

boobs
03-11-2013, 11:49 PM
BankItDrew

Aria
03-11-2013, 11:56 PM
jyms

Don't see why cat's need names, they aren't going to come when you call them anyway. Fucking devils pet

Little miss pisseseverywhereandruinsourgoodfurniture
03-12-2013, 12:12 AM
BennyLaRue

Labes
03-12-2013, 12:13 AM
BennyLaRue

No, I meant Magnum.
03-12-2013, 01:08 AM
swiggidy

Sharktopus

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1619880/
03-12-2013, 01:09 AM
swiggidy

btw, could you do a worse job with the picture?

/sorry I'm a photo nit
03-12-2013, 01:48 AM
MadMojoMonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by jyms

Don't see why cat's need names, they aren't going to come when you call them anyway. Fucking devils pet

I never had a cat that didn't come when I called it.

Agnes likes Szechuan best so far.

I like Sharktopus. I'm going to have to get plastered and watch that flick one of these days.
03-12-2013, 02:11 AM
Toadstool

Cat (which is what my cat is called)

Doyle Brunson
03-12-2013, 03:43 AM
rong

Dog
Roadkill
River
Slick
Fish
03-12-2013, 06:14 AM
WillburForce

KILLMOUSESKI
03-12-2013, 06:26 AM
kiwiMark

ipad
03-12-2013, 06:27 AM
Luco

'Famous' cat poker players:
TJ Kittier
Kill Hellmouse aka 'the poker cat'
Dan cattington
Kitty greenstein

Other poker miscellany names:
Bubble boy
Mr Bigstack
Purring station
Donk
Runner-runner
Maintain a balanced cold 6betting range
Bluff-check
03-12-2013, 06:38 AM
eugmac

muck
jack-hi
hijack
floppy
riverrat
button
luckbox
nit

edit:
purrrrrrrrr
03-12-2013, 06:45 AM
Luco

how the fuck did I miss purrrrrrr
03-12-2013, 10:43 AM
jyms

Two purr beats a purr
03-12-2013, 10:52 AM
BooG690

Honey Badger

...because cats don't give a shit.
03-12-2013, 11:11 AM
kiwiMark

mister kitty?
03-12-2013, 11:33 AM
MadMojoMonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luco

Bubble boy
Mr Bigstack
Purring station
Maintain a balanced cold 6betting range

These are great.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jyms

Two purr beats a purr

Can't believe I didn't think of Two Purr.
03-12-2013, 11:57 AM
WillburForce

I missed it should be poker related....
03-12-2013, 02:03 PM
surviva316

Poker Related:
Scoop
Chips
BinkBox
Nitty
RiverSpikez
Bluffles
yAAwn
Tres-Tres (or DJ33 if it's a meowsical cat)
FoS-y Bear (or FoS-y Cat, I guess, but that's stupid)
R0gged (or Sir Rogs-a-lot)
Carbon Skin (that's dumb, forget I said that)
Durrrr

Non-poker Related:
Weenie Wozzle
Cookie Dough
Sex Kitten
Sharktopus (it bears repeating)
03-12-2013, 02:47 PM
kiwiMark

delayed c-bet
03-12-2013, 03:31 PM
agnesamurphy

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

btw, could you do a worse job with the picture?

/sorry I'm a photo nit

That was the best job I could do. He wouldn't sit still. He kept on either rolling over or getting up to be friendly or running away. The one time he did he was under my desk in the darkest part of the house possible. This pic was the second time he sat still.
03-12-2013, 03:46 PM
kiwiMark

put mister kitty down and get a more compliant one before you get attached
03-12-2013, 04:24 PM
The Bean Counter

MadMojoMoggie?
Mr Chips?
Balla (fur)?
Rusty Cunt Bucket?
03-12-2013, 05:54 PM
WeaselT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zdkmw2E4
03-12-2013, 09:43 PM
KoRnholio

Booboo kitty fuck
03-12-2013, 10:06 PM
Pascal

pascal
03-12-2013, 11:26 PM
supa

I hate cats.

I did once adopt 2 kittens that came around and we couldn't find their owner or mom. We called them Fuck (first ultimate coors kitty) and Suck (second ultimate coors kitty).
03-12-2013, 11:29 PM
MadMojoMonkey

ummm... kind of a weird story, supa.

My favorite names today are

Flop-a-Set.
Bluffy the Nit Slayer
Sharktopus

Go for a combo?
Bluffy "the Fish Slayer" Sharktopus
03-13-2013, 12:21 AM
supa

Huh, I didn't even mention the fact that they may or may not have been sacrificed to satan.
03-13-2013, 07:00 AM
kiwiMark

never have a child.
03-13-2013, 10:53 AM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwiMark

never have a child.

too late :(
03-13-2013, 02:24 PM
kiwiMark

it's alright, you've got naming locked down (assuming it's a boy, and even if it's a girl carlrietta is a pretty name). These guys on the other hand are something something something something giving up pretending I'm not just staring at your sig while mashing buttons on the keyboard
03-13-2013, 02:47 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

too late :(

Never too late when the falcon punch is still an option.
03-14-2013, 10:26 AM
MadMojoMonkey

The cat has been named.

Flop-a-Set "Bluffy Cat" Bigstack

Flop-a-Set is just too fun to say. It also lets us use Floppy for the nickname.
Bluffy Cat is a nice alternative to fluffy cat.
Mr. Bigstack is still his proper name.

Thanks for all the suggestions. A lot of them were amazingly good. Sorry if we didn't use your suggestion. You'll just have to get your own cat, I suppose.
03-14-2013, 10:32 AM
Luco

Your cat's name is longer than mine
03-14-2013, 10:55 AM
MadMojoMonkey

as well it should be
03-14-2013, 10:56 AM
Luco

Two purr was my fave, but Mr Bigstack was the fave out of my own suggestions so I'm glad you liked it :)
03-14-2013, 10:59 AM
MadMojoMonkey

Two Purr would be a fine name for a 2nd cat.
03-14-2013, 11:07 AM
bode

scoop seems like the best serious answer if it has to be poker related.
03-14-2013, 11:23 AM
rong

I prefer dog.
03-14-2013, 01:18 PM
Hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by rong

I prefer dog.

I've got a friend that named their pit bull Kitty.
03-14-2013, 04:34 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

I've got a friend that named their pit bull Kitty.

Weird, I've got a kitty that named her friend Pit Bull.
03-14-2013, 05:02 PM
rong

And I have a friend that named her kitty the pit.
03-14-2013, 06:13 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

The cat has been named.

Flop-a-Set "Bluffy Cat" Bigstack

Flop-a-Set is just too fun to say. It also lets us use Floppy for the nickname.
Bluffy Cat is a nice alternative to fluffy cat.
Mr. Bigstack is still his proper name.

Thanks for all the suggestions. A lot of them were amazingly good. Sorry if we didn't use your suggestion. You'll just have to get your own cat, I suppose.

I remember when I named my first pet General Ace Iggy Green Junior or Gengi for short.

I was not a clever child.
03-14-2013, 08:47 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Never too late when the falcon punch is still an option.

Floppy pussy?
03-14-2013, 11:43 PM
Chelle

Cunt.
Name the cat Cunt.
03-15-2013, 02:20 PM
surviva316

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chelle

Cunt.
Name the cat Cunt.

Or Cunt Weasel. I like Cunt Weasel.
03-15-2013, 04:42 PM
rong

Cuntrix?
03-15-2013, 05:13 PM
Numbr2intheWorld

Willow
03-19-2013, 12:09 AM
swiggidy

After watching sharktapus I decided snarktapus and snacktapus are funny/potentially situationally relevant terms. Terrible movie, but slightly life altering.

As for the photo, if you can't take a picture without a flash, turn the flash on.

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