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Just one button. Press it and get $100 mil guaranteed. But there's a 5% chance an army of ninjas will instantly storm in out of nowhere, strip you down and cut off your cock with a blunt samurai sword that may take 2 or 3 hits to get all the way through.
Do you press it?
How much does dick replacement therapy go for nowadays?
95% in my favor? WTF why is this a question?
Not to mention the philosphical up side to not having a dick.
Not even close.
Wow! No amount of money has me pressing that button.
Half that money has me pressing the button
I press the button less than 0% of the time
Better Box 5
You press a button. 50% of the time, you get $2.6 billion American legal tender. After taxes. Cha-ching!
The other 50% of the time, 75% of every dollar you earn for the rest of your days is taken from you and distributed to all of your ex's.
This is basically "hit a button and 50% of the time you live in a mansion and 50% of the time you live on a street corner"Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
You clicking?
Money earned definition please.
Never. Not even with ten percent probability of being fucked. Not even with one percentQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
All forms of income.Quote:
Originally Posted by supa
I still can't believe people pressed my version. I wouldn't press rilla's either.
yes to rong.
no to rilla.
The only way I would click either is if I had the balls to kill myself if things went wrong. But I know by now that I will never have the balls to kill myself, and even a single digit probability of living a life of pure doom is way too high a risk
I will use the money, to make it a vajayjay.
rilla fucking never.
There's no reason ever not to click the magic button.
It's a magic button.
Have Disney movies taught you nothing?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla