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1 computer
2 internet
3 video games
4 bar
5 fridge
6 punching bag
7 2plates of any dish i want
8 water heater
9 celly phone
10 tv
where the fuck do i sign up for this shit?
woulda taken the dog if she responded to anything other than boxxy
Person who made that doesn't know what it's like to be a shut in.
usually during the shut in scenarios you don't get things like this or lighting
anyways
1. blonde chick
2. books
3. weed
4. mdma and lsd
5. two plates of food
6. yard and pool
7. water heater
8. consoles
9. games
10. tv
honestly, if this was my life, i would be about 2000x happierQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Sasha Gray and any of the drugs is all that will be required.
ty for winning me my prop
Hmmm, 4 places are taken up by the drugs and booze. 1 for sasha. Then 5 for books, console, screen, games and movies.
Gonna be dam hungry.
y'all need to recheck some shit. water heater and pool yard are super plus value here.
life becomes utter shit when you have little movement and activity space. eating the same thing daily or not even being able to go outside will by itself make you unbearably sad
i want the gun but im not sure which awesome thing to replace it with
Not having sex will make you unbearably sad. And that blonde will probably have no interest in you, sasha on the other hand would bang anything.
Erm yeah. Once you get past 5 things...id prefer that life to mine. Free games every month? Or books? The internet sucks i guess...but if i get free movies too then wtf do i care. Then throw in a scientist to have cool chats with and a few girls to fuck and that life is awesome. Thats 7, computer, console, then the 2meals of whatever food i want. Done. Sick life.
Mozart + pen and paper is a must. 5 years to just sit and watch him create.
With Sasha Grey and some good drugs, the parties would be amazing.
Yard and pool for the setting.
Throw in fine art and some food, and I'll swear to god there is a God and he loves me.
I mean ok. I can see wanting a yard or exercise equipment. Maybe ill sacrifice the console for that. Who needs books when u got internets, so that opens the floor for drugs. Speaking of which, lol at pen and paper.
Oic, historic ppl wouldnt understand a computer. aight, fair point
Oh yeah, books and consoles. What'll I be missing?
My 3rd post was a response to you, my 2nd was to myself. It looks like the 2nd was responding to you though :P
Garden w/ pool
Mozart (mainly for the instruments)
Weed (Don't smoke anymore but def would in this setting, would have to ration)
Fridge and oven
Punching bag
Pen/paper
The rest is kind of irrelevant. Any chick, even one that doesn't speak english is bound to drive you bat shit crazy if you can't get a break from her at some point in the day.
The garden/pool is first on my list for a reason but without gardening tools might be counter productive. Maybe the fridge/oven too but I think I could overcome not having cooking utensils.
i 100% guarantee that anybody who doesn't include a person, going outside, and variety in food and stimuli will go fucking crazy in just a few months. im talking mental breakdowns weekly
in no order i guess
1 - computer
2 - internet
3 - blonde
4 - weed
5 - mdma/lsd
6 - bar
7 - garden/pool
8 - sasha grey (variety yo)
9 - barbell/bench
10 - fridge/oven
might want to switch our something for the adderall, idk though because i've never tried it. also would miss hot fucking water.
10 years is a long ass time, i could never agree to this. but if i could signup for like one year my god this sounds like fucking heaven.
I'd take that bet. This thread would be an improvement on my life of the last two yearsQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
yeah but this is ten god damn years. even the most zen among us would go mental.
comment #1:
Seems we have a redditor / imgurian in our midst!
comment #2:
Am I the only one wanting to choose the japanese girl on account of her being the least annoying option? Also I just plain don't like Sasha Grey. Japanese girl could be taught english in fairly short order imo.
I wouldn't take any drugs but definitely would take the alcohol. I think some people in this thread are severely underestimating how fucked up they would be if they did drugs pretty consistently for 10 straight years (maybe pot wouldn't be that bad, but still)..
Other than that I'm sure my choices are relatively std / straightforward; computer, cell, internet, water heater, etc. For food I'd have 2 dishes option. If I got hungry at other times during the day I'd eat the shitty gruel given to me.
Edit: Oh yeah, definitely take the pool and garden, such an obv choice. If I ran out of choices I'd give up the water heater assuming the pool would be warm enough to swim in for most of the year.
in canadian climate the pool decreases in value but the hot water heater goes up in value. Still have to take the yard & pool for variety, F hot water if the climate's nice.
obv computer, internet, booze, weed, 2 plates of food.
That's all I rly need so I'll troll pick the paper & pen, the gun, the azn lady, and feynman (barely trolling)
would you sex the 60 y/o azn ladyQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Agree on the japanese girl but still think she'd drive you mad. Maybe not as crazy as what wuf is suggesting so maybe she'd be the best pick. I actually have another pick with the anyone you want option but having a real and personal relationship with someone who's schizophrenic I'd have a hard time watching her deteriorate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
As much of an alchy I am I'd say the alchohol would be the worst of the drugs offered up. Interesting that you don't include it as a drug btw. I smoked weed daily from the time I was 15 until I was about 30 so I'd have to disagree with you there.
Anyone who picked lsd would find themselves wishing they hadn't wasted that one after a short period of time, < a year guaranteed. I've eaten more acid in one summer than most have in their lives and can say from experience that eventually you just don't want to do it anymore.
I'd be happy with the coke and the sasha grey chick for one night and that's about it.
Also forgot to add the water heater to my list.
I don't really want to talk about it, but I have done this before i.e. lengthy periods of time without contact with the outside world and outside things. It was so bad I would have rather been in prisonQuote:
Originally Posted by jyms
The options in this thread are quite good though. Hell, just 11 of these and I would consider my life next to perfect.
hot water
internet
art
fridge cooker food
big bag of weed
japanese schoolgirl
puppy
monitor at 2k rig
garden
2 plates of food
sorted for life
Japanese schoolgirl would not drive me mad, no fucking way.
Least annoying? I'd probably find her most annoying. Anyways I would find all of them other than the blonde annoying, but that's probably because I only like chicks I can have interesting conversations with, and I'm usually a bigger feminist than they areQuote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
Yeah the alc would actually get pretty awful here IMO. And the coke. They would both create a lot of depression. MDMA and LSD used sparingly could be of great valueQuote:
Originally Posted by supa
I think when you make sure you have good food and hot water and yard/pool, then add a girl, books, and video games, you're kinda where you would ever need to be to be happy for years. Variety of stimuli in a balanced way. I don't think the computer works here because you also need internet and monitor and have limited time
Didn't you read? She's amazing in bedQuote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
1) Computer - obv
2) Water Heater - Comfort trumps everything
3) Yard - It's nice to look at and pretend I might use it sometime
4) Fridge, Oven, & Food - I like to prepare my own food and eat snacks
5) 1 oz of Weed - obv
6) another oz of weed (seriously... only 1 oz... fucking mad scientists!)
7) 2 plates of food - I like to eat food other people make, too
8) Asian Granny - Seems the only sane conversation in the group, other advantages
9) Feynman - Maybe the Asian lady and the pool will interest him enough that he tolerates my nagging questions
10) Puppy - Being exposed to spontaneous cuteness is good for everyone
2ndQuote:
Originally Posted by supa
^^ What are you going to do with the computer and no internet?
garden and pool
puppy
computer
internet
2 plates food
hot water
fridge and oven and $100 food
tv
consoles
video games
in that order i think
at first i had books instead of hot water, but then that seemed really stupid
I think some people in this thread are severely underestimating the long-term effects of alcohol abuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
The puppy will ruin everything. You guys are crazy. No paper towels to clean up after puppy! No pee sheets, no doggy door, AND he'll rip all your clothes!
so we have a toilet but no toilet paper?
lol girls and toilets, thats the least of your worries.
what a square.Quote:
Originally Posted by donkbee
in no particular order:
1)LCD TV
2)19" monitor and custom rig
3)internet modem
4)S3
5)yard with pool and poolboy
6)art decoration
7)2 plates custom food
8)home bar
9)dog
10) barbell and bench
No order
1) Fridge+oven
2)Water heater
3)Garden
4)Bench press
5)Gun
6)German shepherd
7)Blonde
8)Computer
9)Internet
10)2plates of any dish you want.
everyone picking the internet with only 3gb over the galaxy S3 is a fail. You can get an unlimited data plan with the S3 and tether that shit for your internet.
1. fridge/oven
2. water heater
3. garden/pool
4. computer
5. galaxy S3
6. Weed
7. Books
8. sasha grey
9. video games
10. movies
Thinking more, I've finalized my selection.
Tv
games Consoles
Games
Movies
Books
Phone
Pool
Water heater
Sasha
Fridge/oven/food
That would cover several sources of entertainment, exercise, outside space, sex, communication and food.
I could live with that for 10 yrs without much of a problem.
In fact, I'm quite excited by it all, when can I move in?
The only down side with sasha is if you start to like her and/or get jealous. cos you know she'll be banging the guards 5 at a time and she ain't gonna be bothered about whether or not you see it going on.
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Originally Posted by JL
Both good points.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
1) Computer - obv
2) Galaxy S3 - for internets
3) Water Heater - Comfort trumps everything
4) Yard - It's nice to look at and pretend I might use it sometime
5) Fridge, Oven, & Food - I like to prepare my own food and eat snacks
6) 1 oz of Weed - obv
7) another oz of weed (seriously... only 1 oz... fucking mad scientists!)
8) 2 plates of food - I like to eat food other people make, too
9) Asian Granny - Seems the only sane conversation in the group, other advantages
10) Puppy - Being exposed to spontaneous cuteness is good for everyone
Sorry, Feynman. I'd rather have any of those things for 10 years than a Congo-playing physicist for 5 years.
I have trained a puppy before; I know what I'm in for.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
Besides that, though: Who cares? If the Asian lady is bothered that the house stinks and my clothes are in tatters, she can do something about it.
If you can have 2 oz of weed can I have 2 sasha grays? I'll lose the hot water.
Yeah if we're playing this game I'll just have five oz of weed, four japanese schoolgirls and some food.
If we're not talking MORE than 1 oz a month of the sticky-icky, diggity-dank, kind buds... the stuff with a name, and without a seed... then I would not do this for any incentive.
10 puppies
if you were stuck in a room with 4 Japanese school girls, they'd form a click with you on the outside. They would in all probability never have sex with you. So you'd be this weird fat old guy who masturbates a lot and freaks them out. I agree they may be a sexier bunch than sasha but they probably ain't putting out.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by rong
the bitches will have sex with me if they wanna share my weed.
I got 10 puppies. Bitches love puppies.
2 puppies, 1 gun and 7 Japanese school girls.
They wouldn't know you only started with one bullet after the first puppy sacrifice.
winQuote:
Originally Posted by rong
If rep was still here I feel that would have deserved it.
[10:00:46 PM] (FTR) M2M: wtf
[10:00:59 PM] (FTR) M2M: man
[10:01:02 PM] (FTR) M2M: the 10 choice thing
[10:01:06 PM] (FTR) M2M: i dont think id bring a woman
[10:01:09 PM] (FTR) M2M: TEN YEARS
[10:07:51 PM] Brett: FOR SURE
After you've been married for 15 years you'll look back on this and say"OIC".Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
^^^^^this
Bring a woman and bring a wife are not the same thing.
Well all wimmen are inherently evil. Even the fucking religion thumpers know this.
I'm sure not picking Diego Maradona and the coke at the same time.
You're in the same apartment with her for 10yrs... she's your wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
Just notice it's a single bed. Guess I choose to be alone for 10 yrs.
well look at the choices for women, then think about how 10 years will go.
you could be like stacks. bring one person and the gun and shoot them when they go insane
Yes I think that would be most effective. Just also have to make sure you have the garden area as well for body disposal.
Doing it that way, you can choose any woman you want, instead of the shitty choices provided here (obv 10/10 blonde isn't bad other than being very opinionated). Then after 5 years, you fly solo.
I got it, I'll pick Justin Beiber, the gun, and I don't really care about the rest, my legacy will be left. I guess some weed for proud reflection.
1.2 plates of food
2.computer
3.internet
4.mark twain
5.blonde girl
6.garden and pool
7.bar
8.mozart
9.goal post and soccer ball
10.water heater
some of you actually did not choose a single human or animal to share your cell. wtf weirdos