VP Pappy's "Eight Deadly Sins of Poker"

From as yet unpublished "LITTLE HALLOWED HOLD'EM POKER SERMONS"
--Terrence "VP Pappy" Murphy

VP Pappy’s Holier Than Thou
Eight Deadly Sins of Poker
1. Lust: The unreasonable desire for the pleasures of how it feels to win.
2. Gluttony: The unreasonable desire to win every hand.
3. Greed/Avarice: The unreasonable desire to win more than is needed.
4. Sloth: The unreasonable desire to slow-play every good hand.
5. Anger/Wrath: The unreasonable desire to get even after a bad beat.
6. Envy: The unreasonable desire for another player’s chips, or skills.
7. Pride/Vanity: The unreasonable desire for respect for one’s own skills.
8. Thirst: The unreasonable desire to consume large quantities of alcohol.

:facepalm:

someone posted something almost exactly like this a couple of years ago. except they did it as 10 commandments.

:puke: