You hittin this?

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...ady--36331.jpg



Ain't done a bearded Salma yet

Yes. She can shave. She is hot. And my boys will have beards!

Shaving is cheating dork

Looks like George clooney so I'm hitting

No, check that stretchmark/veinnyness-to-tit ratio. all out of whack

doggy style,
donkey punch
run like hell
snaphit.

Yes, aniec, boobs like that trump beards. Assuming she has a vag..... if beard = dick then I change my vote.

filfy

She'd have to have some charming pesonality.

nope

Is that Mel Gibson's racist beard?

ugh..








yes..

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Is that Mel Gibson's racist beard?

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lol good catch.

It's a little closer given that it's mel gibson's beard, but I'll still have to snap hit ldo

does the beard have a mel gibson odor? That might be a deal breaker.

nuh uh

I agree with givememyhead

Of course not.

If I knew it was salma hayak with a beard then def yes

Some rando who actually looks like a dude and I don't have a good mental picture of her as a woman, prob not

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Originally Posted by kfaess

If I knew it was salma hayak with a beard then def yes

Some rando who actually looks like a dude and I don't have a good mental picture of her as a woman, prob not

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this =)

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

Shaving is cheating dork

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Can she not shave because the bristles are themselves too thick to shave? Or they're possibly made of iron? That makes it a slam dunk yes. All my life I have wanted to grow an indestructible beard, the least I can do is bed down this beautiful woman and her awesome beard to make sure that my children realize that dream.

Put those tits on Mel Gibson and I'm all over it!