Believe in yourself
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Believe in yourself
Wuf, have you been drinking alone?
Respect is a far to valuable commodity and rarely treated as such.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
These aren't the most important things, but just some stuff that's been running through my head lately:
1: Half of the truth is a most dangerous lie.
2: Time does not exist as a dimension; it is merely a false perception intrinsic to the observer. In actuality, there is only cause and effect.
3: Many people appear to be living by animal instinct -- their body rules their mind. Ideals and values are adopted as necessary, to aid the satisfaction of animal instinct.
If on a major druggy binge, save some green for the end if the night to bring you down gently.
Learn to find the g-spot and also how to suck up to the parents.
Instead of lying, consider telling the truth.
always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate imitation of someone else.
You can choose to be happy.
Try harder!
Worrying is like paying a debt you might have never owed
A 9 inch penis is not a hindrance on a happy life.
hard work and persistence/ perseverance
Life is incomprehensibly short
Women can't drive
It doesn't matter what strangers think of you
It is my 9 inch penis.
It is important that strangers know you have a 9 inch penis.
Money can buy happiness.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent you some.
In this life there is no greater purpose than becoming the best human being one possibly can.
Also,
go with the flow
My upstairs toilet doesn't flush adequately, shit in the downstairs toilet.
be happy
you're a god damned unique human being, this is the ONLY time in the entire fucking universe that the atoms lined up in such a way to make you. there will never ever be another you ever. now go out and do what you want before this brief existence comes to an end.
most importantly:
http://www.givememyleg.com/images/evolution.jpg
and:
http://metamathics.org/denny/fuck_that_shit.jpeg
If you don't like the new picture pages for Facebook, you can hit the refresh button while you're looking at a picture and it will take you to the old picture pages.
Spoon is fucking clutch
You can always add more salt, but you can't remove it.
If you find your self overwhelmed, take a step back, break things down into manageable chunks, and start chipping away at them at a comfortable pace. Not being the first across the finish line isn't all that bad when the alternative is collapsing halfway through the race.
Only facebook wastes more hours than World of Warcraft.
GMMLs post is so good I'm getting it printed on a poster and sticking it up in my downstairs toilet
the biggest selling song in Thailand in 1981 was 'I'm vasectomised'
Now your life will be more worthy.
Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.
1) your expectations drive your happiness
2) I can't run from who I am (Everywhere you go, there you are)
To reach greatness, you must set out for perfection, with the knowledge that you'll never arrive.
It's a godless universe.
Also, running on a similar theme to other posts....
We must light our own fires in the darkness.
Never marry for love.
Tell the truth.
Also one of my favorite quotes.
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
Mark Twain
:jackoff:
mmm go on
oh oh
:shipit:
He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
if i'm resorting to reading reading threads like Tales of Poker, Staking and Werewolf threads i'm not even a part of, it's likely time to go the fuck to bed
Don't go to Gambia without yellow fever jabs and malaria tablets.
Fish for sport only, fish meat is practically a vegetable.