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Believe in yourself
Wuf, have you been drinking alone?
Respect is a far to valuable commodity and rarely treated as such.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
These aren't the most important things, but just some stuff that's been running through my head lately:
1: Half of the truth is a most dangerous lie.
2: Time does not exist as a dimension; it is merely a false perception intrinsic to the observer. In actuality, there is only cause and effect.
3: Many people appear to be living by animal instinct -- their body rules their mind. Ideals and values are adopted as necessary, to aid the satisfaction of animal instinct.
If on a major druggy binge, save some green for the end if the night to bring you down gently.
Learn to find the g-spot and also how to suck up to the parents.
Whitney Houston here is right.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Instead of lying, consider telling the truth.
always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate imitation of someone else.
You can choose to be happy.
Try harder!
Worrying is like paying a debt you might have never owed
A 9 inch penis is not a hindrance on a happy life.
hard work and persistence/ perseverance
Life is incomprehensibly short
Women can't drive
It doesn't matter what strangers think of you
That could depend on the location of said penis and whether or not it yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
It is my 9 inch penis.
It is important that strangers know you have a 9 inch penis.
Money can buy happiness.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent you some.
In this life there is no greater purpose than becoming the best human being one possibly can.
Also,
go with the flow
My upstairs toilet doesn't flush adequately, shit in the downstairs toilet.
explainQuote:
Originally Posted by manfredi
be happy
you're a god damned unique human being, this is the ONLY time in the entire fucking universe that the atoms lined up in such a way to make you. there will never ever be another you ever. now go out and do what you want before this brief existence comes to an end.
most importantly:
http://www.givememyleg.com/images/evolution.jpg
and:
http://metamathics.org/denny/fuck_that_shit.jpeg
If you don't like the new picture pages for Facebook, you can hit the refresh button while you're looking at a picture and it will take you to the old picture pages.
Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYEAHHHHHHHHHH direct linking may recommence.
If they change it so it doesn't work anymore, then choose the "download this photo" option or whatever it's called and it gives you a direct link too.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Spoon is fucking clutch
this I start to realise/believe/whatever more and moreQuote:
Originally Posted by pocketfours
Or you can click on a thumbnail and choose to open it in a new tab.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or you can remove &theatre from the URL you get when you open a picture and you're back to normal as well.
You can always add more salt, but you can't remove it.
ThisQuote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
If you find your self overwhelmed, take a step back, break things down into manageable chunks, and start chipping away at them at a comfortable pace. Not being the first across the finish line isn't all that bad when the alternative is collapsing halfway through the race.
Only facebook wastes more hours than World of Warcraft.
This is pretty good and a good reason I quit.Quote:
Originally Posted by KoRnholio
I like GMML's post a lot.
GMMLs post is so good I'm getting it printed on a poster and sticking it up in my downstairs toilet
potyQuote:
Originally Posted by Donachello
the biggest selling song in Thailand in 1981 was 'I'm vasectomised'
Now your life will be more worthy.
Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.
1) your expectations drive your happiness
2) I can't run from who I am (Everywhere you go, there you are)
Running won't do it, you'll always turn up, but murder.......Quote:
Originally Posted by !Luck
To reach greatness, you must set out for perfection, with the knowledge that you'll never arrive.
I like this one best so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
It's a godless universe.
Also, running on a similar theme to other posts....
We must light our own fires in the darkness.
Never marry for love.
mostly borrowed from elsewhere. and, generally speaking, XKCD is fucking pretentious bullshit. comic is gay. oya, everything he said there has so much to do with justifying a retarded post on facebook. fuck you, XKCD.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Tell the truth.
Also one of my favorite quotes.
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
Mark Twain
your desire to spread your hate for xkcd because he talks about sex sometimes makes you say stuff that makes you look sillier than you are :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
gah, I've been exposed!Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
:jackoff:Quote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
:jackoff:
mmm go on
oh oh
:shipit:
He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
if i'm resorting to reading reading threads like Tales of Poker, Staking and Werewolf threads i'm not even a part of, it's likely time to go the fuck to bed
I heard this one as "Marry for money, then remarry for love"Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
He who walks through airport security scanner sideways is going to Bangkok.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
Don't go to Gambia without yellow fever jabs and malaria tablets.
qfftQuote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
Fish for sport only, fish meat is practically a vegetable.
Try monkfish, that's one meaty fish!Quote:
Originally Posted by DropTheBanana