Official barmy blowsy bleedin bollocks British thread

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02-13-2011, 07:03 PM
wufwugy

Official barmy blowsy bleedin bollocks British thread

http://izismile.com/img/img3/2010110...540_640_78.jpg

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: British Movie
02-13-2011, 07:21 PM
kiwiMark

lol at posting a hulu link itt :(
02-13-2011, 07:23 PM
a500lbgorilla

Oh, does your country not enjoy the freedom to surf hulu?
02-13-2011, 07:26 PM
a500lbgorilla

lol, I thought there was a way to surf from outside the US, but if this is it - Proxies and Watching Hulu from Canada - good luck making it work.
02-13-2011, 07:36 PM
Warpe

Don't know if this still works but give it a try:

For Canadian viewers, if you are using firefox, install the following addon:
http://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/967 then:
1) In Firefox, Go to tools->modify headers
2) From the drop down box on the left select add
3) Then enter: "X-Forwarded-For" in the first input box without the quotation marks
4) Enter: "12.13.14.15" in the second input box without the quotation marks
5) Leave the last input box empty, and save the filter, and enable it
http://imgur.com/Feb4.png
6) Click the 'Configuration' tab on the right then proceed to check the 'always on' button.
Close the Modify Headers box and it should work.
02-13-2011, 07:39 PM
Warpe

FoxyProxy
02-13-2011, 10:33 PM
BennyLaRue

Steak & Kidney pie is pretty goot. You guys sure know what kind of food goes after 6 pints.
02-13-2011, 11:10 PM
Ash256

http://i.imgur.com/cBjFN.jpg
02-14-2011, 12:12 AM
Penneywize

sick unibrow
02-14-2011, 04:54 AM
WillburForce

what does blowsy mean?
02-14-2011, 05:47 AM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillburForce

what does blowsy mean?

You chauncey rubble bladder, quit havin a toss.
02-14-2011, 06:17 AM
WillburForce

Speaking of tea I've got myself a nice cup of PG tips right now. For elevensies I've got a little slice of lemon drizzle cake.

Engerland. Fuck Yeah.
02-14-2011, 06:18 AM
rong

FYI all you Brits, iraqgoals works on android
02-14-2011, 06:21 AM
WillburForce

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanAronG

FYI all you Brits, iraqgoals works on android

I have no idea what you're talking about.
02-14-2011, 06:23 AM
rong

iraqgoals shows most prem league games live, for free.
02-14-2011, 06:23 AM
WillburForce

ah ha!
02-14-2011, 08:36 AM
bigred

For inventing the language you guys make no fucking sense
02-14-2011, 09:13 AM
rong

You can learn propper english here:

YouTube - Squeeze - Cool for Cats - TOTP (with the dancing girls)
02-14-2011, 09:55 AM
WillburForce

Squeeze rule.
02-14-2011, 10:14 AM
BennyLaRue
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash256

http://i.imgur.com/cBjFN.jpg

Ohhhhh, I get it now:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia

In the United Kingdom, an ASBO may be issued in response to "conduct which caused or was likely to cause harm, harassment, alarm or distress, to one or more persons not of the same household as him or herself and where an ASBO is seen as necessary to protect relevant persons from further anti-social acts by the Defendant."[6] In England and Wales they are issued by Magistrates' Courts, and in Scotland by the Sheriff Courts.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...e_Richmond.jpg
A police notice on the street in Richmond

The British government introduced ASBOs by the Crime and Disorder Act 1998. In the UK, a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO. One local authority has published photos of those given ASBOs on an Internet site.[7] Anti-social behaviour includes a range of problems such as:[8] [9]

noise pollution
windmilling
busking
drunken behaviour
abandoning cars
stealing/mugging/shoplifting
begging
vandalism/criminal damage
loitering
littering/fly tipping/dog fouling
dealing/consumption of controlled recreational drugs
intimidation
fare dodging
spitting
dogging (theatrical public sex)
02-14-2011, 12:11 PM
philly and the phanatics

[ ] SNL skit was funny

it'd have been one thing if they at least sounded British while making those sounds
02-14-2011, 01:09 PM
Miffed22001

45 degree angle on those caps - definite chavs
02-15-2011, 04:16 AM
WillburForce

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

45 degree angle on those caps - definite chavs

its all about the angle. Showing just enough of the shaved head underneath.
02-15-2011, 11:08 AM
Muzzard

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanAronG

FYI all you Brits, iraqgoals works on android

can not find in appbrain

edit: oh its just a website
02-15-2011, 03:10 PM
kmind

Quote:

Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics

[ ] SNL skit was funny

it'd have been one thing if they at least sounded British while making those sounds

this...SNL sucks now

I have a British family living next to me and one of the girls tried to be friends with me but I couldn't understand a word she said. We don't speak now. Awesome story on my part.

Although one time she told me she was off to her oral Spanish exam and I would have loved to had seen that.
02-16-2011, 05:13 AM
Keith

Quote:

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Steak & Kidney pie is pretty goot. You guys sure know what kind of food goes after 6 pints.

It sure as hell ain't Steak & kidney pie......almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.
02-16-2011, 05:25 AM
WillburForce

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith_MM

It sure as hell ain't Steak & kidney pie......almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.

I always like a ruby. Feel the ring of fire with the hangover the next day.
02-16-2011, 05:30 AM
rong

Yeah, that or donna n chips
02-16-2011, 06:11 AM
daven

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith_MM

It sure as hell ain't Steak & kidney pie......almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.

off to the rub a dub for a pint of britney?
then some fucking curry mate
02-16-2011, 06:57 AM
WillburForce

Down the frog to the rub a dub, meet the lads, few cheeky sherbets, then for a ruby.

Exactly what I'm doing this weekend.
02-16-2011, 11:22 AM
kevster

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillburForce

Down the frog to the rub a dub, meet the lads, few cheeky sherbets, then for a ruby.

Exactly what I'm doing this weekend.

Planning ahead. It's only Wednesday.

I always liked "Battlecruiser" for pub. More syllables admittedly.
02-16-2011, 11:24 AM
kevster

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanAronG

You can learn propper english here:

YouTube - Squeeze - Cool for Cats - TOTP (with the dancing girls)

"I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone"
02-16-2011, 07:44 PM
wufwugy

Who wins in a fight: Piers Morgan vs Ricky Gervais?
02-16-2011, 07:45 PM
wufwugy

And Piers has just had three gin and tonics, so he's in right good shape
02-17-2011, 05:04 AM
WillburForce

I wouldn't piss on Piers Morgan if he was on fire. The guy is a complete and utter cunt. In fact I'd wait until he burned to death, then piss on his charred remains.
02-17-2011, 06:45 AM
kevster

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillburForce

I wouldn't piss on Piers Morgan if he was on fire. The guy is a complete and utter cunt. In fact I'd wait until he burned to death, then piss on his charred remains.

Yeah, pretty much this.
02-17-2011, 08:25 AM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith_MM

almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.

The challenging part would be drumming up enough attention span to care about such minutiae.
02-17-2011, 12:23 PM
Muzzard

donner kebab is fucking awful
02-18-2011, 05:22 AM
WillburForce

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muzzard

donner kebab is fucking awful

yah - never eat that shit. Just a get a shish if you're in a Turkish kebab shop.

Lebanese shwarmas are the shizzle.