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Jailbait
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2...thedaywebt.jpg
Brunette
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/4734/ertq.jpg
Ginger
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5022/ertertetert.jpg
And don't get hung up on the labels if you think they're inaccurate or whatever
Kill the ginger, fuck myself while looking at the jailbait, marry the brunette.
There is no wrong answer.
But, marry ginger for white children, fuck the brunette for reasons that should be obvious to all, kill jailbait. Nice boobies, girl, but I'm just going to convince myself that you're crazy.
QFT, except the children part, I'm not ruining that bod. I'll wreck it, but not ruin it.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Nope changed my mind
Depending on how gingery, i marry the ginger, fuck the brunette and kill the jailbait. I mean...how soulless is the ginger anyway?
def kill ginger marry brunette and fuck the jail
[ ] ginger
[x] day walker LDO
fuck jailbait and burnette at the same time, kill myself because no moment will ever top that one
marry ginger, fuck brunette, kill jailbait because they are more evil than the ginger
Marry Jailbait, kill Brunette, and fuck Ginger.
Assuming you get her parents permission (and why wouldn't I...I'm a lovely person), jailbait is only jailbait if you don't marry her.
guys, you dont have to choose to kill the jailbait for moral reasons. Since you must kill one, you can just claim that you are "saving her life" by fucking/marrying her. You have to pick one to die, so you can simply claim that you could not chose someone with so much more life to live to be the one to die. Now you come across as a thoughtful and kind person.
srsly, you all, aside from benny and jl, are such first level thinkers.
o hai prison
fuck the jailbait, marry the brunette, kill the ginger?
meh, if you can get convicted of statutory rape while playing marry, fuck, kill? then you can get convicted of murder while playing.. and we all know that the 'kill' in marry, fuck, kill is short for "get away with killing", otherwise the games no fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
we only get to kill one?
prettty sure we are going to fuc em all
only in the bonus round of marry, fuck, kill are you allowed to marry all of them, fuck all of them, or kill all of them, instead of marrying one, fucking one and killing one,Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
fuck jailbait, marry ginger, sorry brunette
marry any fuck any kill none
fuck you wuf ur retarded on this one
+1. anyone saying to do anything besides marry the brunette so you can fuck her regularly are doing it wrong, especially the few tards saying to kill the brunette.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
fuck them all
marry them all
kill them all
What, like, for the insurance money?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
its cheaper than divorce
she's labeled jb because there weren't any other non-retarded options. the jailbaitishness plays no role here
drew we needed a hard one. i still cant decide even though one of them is ez kill because she reminds me of my sister
lol benny u so silly
umm, pics ?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
sorry brah no room on my hdd for family photos cuz all space is taken up by pics of ur momQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
kill all wimmenz evil
brunette is least attractive so, err, kill her I guess.
I don't want to marry either of the other two tho so, err, I guess I'd fuck them both. Then I'd run for the hills in order to avoid the police chasing me for one case of homocide, one case of paedophilia and one case of gingerelia.
if you marry the jailbait (which I assume means we get to legally secks her) can you divorce her the day before she turns 18 and not be financially responsible to her at all?
If so I'd marry jailbait, fuck the redhead, and I agree on the brunette being the least attractive face-wise so I'd kill her because an ass like that deserve a better mug.
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
Kevster and spenda know whats up.
Why do you guys want to marry the ugliest one?
Fuck the ginger because let's face it, how many gingers have you fucked in your life? None? yeah i thought so.
(shutup spoon no one asked you) :)
Wrong, jailbait cuts your dick off the second she even thinks you might be fucking the redhead.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Worst possible answer?
Marry the ginger, kill then fuck the jailbait.
Ignore brunette
This is the poorest marry/fuck/kill I ever saw, there is no possibly controversy.
Fwiw, marry brunette, fuck jailbait discreetly, kill the ginger.