So I am quitting poker as a player, I will still work as an affiliate, but there really isnt much money in that, so I need to get a job. Problem is I havent had a job in 6 years. What exactly can I put on a resume for the last 6 years of my life?
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So I am quitting poker as a player, I will still work as an affiliate, but there really isnt much money in that, so I need to get a job. Problem is I havent had a job in 6 years. What exactly can I put on a resume for the last 6 years of my life?
Applying to be a car salesman I think?!? What cna i list as relevant skills?
you can lie through your teeth and keep a straight face .....you'll be snapped up.
Write that you were working in the internet based gaming sector and performed extensive user testing on its client asp based systems applications.
say you went to South Korea to play StarCraft professionally and you were on the CJ Entus B team but you quit because of the ridiculous KeSPA policies
thatQuote:
Originally Posted by iopq
Or as a more reasonable albeit much more boring option you could just tell the truth... Explain why you chose to play poker and try to think of some benefits it could have to your future career - You're good with math, you perform well under pressure, you're emotionally stable, good at self management etc...
On a second thought, I'd still rather go with the StarCraft story.
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Originally Posted by iopq
Sadly, I know exactly what you're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by iopq
Let us gogogo Jaedong OZ
I can't think of a group of people less qualified to give advice on how to get a real job than a forum of poker players. Why don't you talk to a resume advisor, or try telling the truth and if that doesn't work out then ask for advice on how you could present yourself better to improve your chances, some of them will probably help you.
bacchus osl wasnt that good. too much zvz. zvz's boring unless its got zero cuz he rules
Fill everything out up to the year 2003, then act as if it is still 2003.
or just bring this with you and say you are from the past<<EDITTED>>
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This times a bajillion.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcatdog
That said, I am qualified. Still, I suggest you follow mcat's advice. I can't guarantee I'm not an idiot.
Ignore the poker playing part. Write up your affiliate work as owning an Internet-based client services business. Talk about what you did to increase establish a client base and steps you took to market your site and increase revenue. Throw in comments on your customer's satisfaction and your client retention. Those skills are all directly applicable to sales. Be vague but try to keep it from sounding like porn.
If asked why you need a job now, say that it lost its lustre and you really miss working with people. Suppress any desire to blurt out how people are idiots.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I wish I could give better advice but I started playing poker again because the job market sucks...I guess it kind of depends on what your trying to accomplish. If you have a degree you could say you started your own freelance company and are now looking for something more stable.
i haven't had a job in 5 years and worry about this if i want to go back to work.
so far, i don't want to go back to work.
my last post is fucked and needs some edit
omg zero was so good in BlizzconQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I went to see it live, actually
fucking offensive spore colony made me laugh
^ what benny said.
re the car sales job - talk about ability to read people and situations.
Honesty is good. Emphasise the relevant skills utilised in both playing and running the affiliate stuff.
Perform well under pressure/multi-tasking/problem solving/learning/etc...
Most people are interested more than anything else, and the fact that you supported yourself for 6 years doing this means it doesn't sound as bad as it could.
Emphasise the why of a change of direction too. Go with the 'i could keep doing this forever, but it isn't that fulfilling/social/room for movement and growth/whatever' line.
You will need to refer explicitly to this in cover letters as well, or, i would anyway.
Just cos it's all about me - I've copied a relevant section from my cv. The same cv that I will use, with some tweaking to rant about being principal business analyst in a large government department, if/when i choose to go back into the regular work grind - which will be late 2010 if i'm not mid-stakes ++ and my new company doesn't work out. People don't mind that you've done unusual things. People do mind about whether they think you can do the job.
I suggest that you do a lot of work on interview style and practice loads. Once you get into an interview the poker is irrelevant, in fact, pretty much everything is irrelevant. At that point it's a sales pitch.
2001-2005: Travelling and adventuring in NZ and around the world.
* Supported myself working in a variety of casual roles – fruit picking in Australia, guiding in New Zealand, general work in backpacker hostels, street performance in Europe.
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blah about some job
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09/2006-07/2007: Travelling and Spanish study, South America.
5/2009 - xxxxx: well, right now i'm playing poker, hanging out in europe, and putting everything in place to start prototyping some new ideas i've got once i get back to nz
zero would spawn broodling his own motherQuote:
Originally Posted by iopq
u think u guys are nerds, ive never even played sc once in my life and i can tell u what the bisu build is, what infested terran are, that goliaths do half damage to mutas, etc
Try careerbuilder.com. If you post your resume, they'll give you free feedback. I believe you can also get templates from Microsoft.com for free. You can always pay someone to create one for you, but that will run you around $300.
I found this pretty amusing, and I strongly agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcatdog
This is one of many reasons why Poker was never a full time gig for more for more than 6 months or so at a stretch...Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Anyway, I think your gig as an affiliate is certainly resume material. Stress that, call yourself self-employed and play down the poker part even if that was a higher % of your income.
You might also consider contacting headhunters. They can assist you and usually do not charge you upfront. They have incentive to find you work. So put them to work for you.
Exactly, esp. for a sales job considering the competitiveness of the market and the self-motivation required.. just say the market dried up and you're looking for new pastures or w/eQuote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/imag...headhunter.gif "Washu' botha' me for?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ztech
Just take them to a speed map and keep pumping marines until they give you the job.
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Here's a few things people without talents can do:
1. Rob something: bank, exchange office, supermarket...whatever turns you on
2. Collect empty bottles from garbage: in my country, you need 14 bottles to get enough money to buy a bread, pretty sweet deal for a dumpster diver.
3. Kidnap someone/something (Somali pirates anyone?) and ask for ransom.
4. Sell drugs
5. Coach pokar for 19.99$ per hour - doh like fish will know you teach them wrong
6. Go to forest and eat fruits and squirrels
7. Start a really sensitive indie-emo-pop-rock band. You don't need any musical talents for that, and for some reason kids like that crap.
8. Sell tapped bottled water on ebay claiming it makes your penis bigger and harder. If you want regular customers crush some viagra and mix it in.
Will my resume end up reading like this? Because I can already do that. Don't need no fancy wizard.Quote:
Originally Posted by ankush
if I had magical powers I don't think I'd spend my time writing resumes
You'd conjure up one?Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
gtfo with the 3 letter word imo