Chelle and I are retarded

jesseeddleman: After I tell you this you'll probably be like wow you two are weird
jesseeddleman: Okay so she's laying on her back at the end of the bed
jesseeddleman: And I walk up and smack her in the forehead with my dick
jesseeddleman: She just sort of laughs
jesseeddleman: And she's laying there with her eyes closed
jesseeddleman: So I go to do it again right
jesseeddleman: And she's like hold on come here
jesseeddleman: I lean over
jesseeddleman: And my balls are on each one of her eyes
jesseeddleman: And she's like
jesseeddleman: IT'S LIKE EYE BALLS

Thank god it was perverted 'chelle or kid chelle and not mean chelle. She'd have bit those suckers off!

I heard in scotland they call it "tea-bagging"

No, thats nuts in her mouth

Dont make fun of retards, its not their fault that they got old and cant work any more.

I guess I'd give her two black eyes?

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Originally Posted by Illfavor

I guess I'd give her two black eyes?

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You don't clean your balls?

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Originally Posted by Illfavor

I guess I'd give her two black eyes?

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Oh, I get it. It's because you're black, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

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Originally Posted by Illfavor

I guess I'd give her two black eyes?

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You don't clean your balls?

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racist ban

great story to tell at your rehearsal dinner imo

Title should also be Chelle and I am retarded. Gingers are not people and thus should not affect verb conjugation.

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Originally Posted by Illfavor

I guess I'd give her two black eyes?

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You're such a ginger.

Oops, typo that I'd better not fix.

Oh my god. Oh you bastard. I would throw something at you right now if I could.

Balls are fun to play with.