Anyone cheaper?

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08-17-2009, 05:21 PM
Sir Pawnalot

Anyone cheaper?

I was walking on my way to McDonalds, when this whore approached me and asked for a cigarette. I handed here one and was about to continue my walk.

Then she looks me deep into my eyes and asks if she can play with my body and suck my cock. Startled and amused, I ask here where she intends to do this "playing". She tells me we could find a spot in a side alley- and she adds, that she only charges 10 rand. This is equivalent to one dollar! One dollar!!!

Politely, I turned the offer down and she had disappointed look in here face. No need to risk any diseases with this whore, although she did not look too bad.

This other time I was strutting along in Oslo, when a beautiful girl suddenly asks me if she wants to join her and her boyfriend in a threesome. I reply that I would love to have sex with her, but no way I am letting her boyfriend take any part of it. Her boyfriend, who has this gay look- probably bisexual, is disappointed and refuses me to fuck her without him.

I smiled to her and was about to walk away, when she tries to hop onto my shoes- and we have this silly game where you try to stomp eachothers feet.

In retrospect, I should have knocked the guy out- for even thinking I would want to get anywhere near him, and taken the pretty girl to valuetown.

There are some cheap girls out there, but 1 dollar?
08-17-2009, 06:18 PM
BankItDrew

lmao

take the girl to value town
08-17-2009, 06:24 PM
spoonitnow

lol knock the guy out
08-17-2009, 06:27 PM
Sir Pawnalot

Another cheap girl story.

I was sitting at a club and enjoying the music when this lovely lady comes over to me. I ask her; "What do you want to do with me?" She answers; "I want to kiss you". I reply that I think it is a great idea. We start kissing and suddenly her boyfriend appears and drags her out the club- all the while she is smiling and looking at me.

It is nice with those cheap girls, but you dont wanna have a relationship with them.
08-17-2009, 07:16 PM
JKDS

cool story brah
08-17-2009, 08:10 PM
BooG690

So wait...WHY didn't you get the blowjob again?
08-17-2009, 10:56 PM
Sir Pawnalot

Dont really know. I kinda wanted too, but she was a bit skanky. Clean, pretty girls usually dont offer their body for 1 dollar.

The incident reminded me of Eric Cartman´s "sucky, sucky 10 dollar" in a South Park episode.
08-17-2009, 11:00 PM
wufwugy

Norway sounds like fun
08-18-2009, 02:52 AM
Galapogos

Who struts?
08-18-2009, 03:06 AM
bikes

I'll have to get fat to go irl and get a real TR imo.
08-18-2009, 02:21 PM
Sir Pawnalot

Bbickes- I do not understand. What is TR? And why you have to be fat?

Galapagos- Strutting is confident walk with relaxed shoulders and head up high, right? I strut!
08-18-2009, 02:46 PM
Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Who struts?

Roosters. Hence the offer of a cock suck.
08-18-2009, 02:49 PM
Sir Pawnalot

Haha. I found this definition; "A pompous, self-important gait."

Guess my walk fits my personality. :)
08-18-2009, 03:40 PM
boost

SP, Im really not sure what to think of you.
08-18-2009, 03:45 PM
ttwarrior1

i assume posters with women avatar are women on here?
08-18-2009, 03:47 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttwarrior1

i assume posters with women avatar are women on here?

Yep, Iz a kitteh. I can haz wyerlez keebord?
08-18-2009, 03:49 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttwarrior1

i assume posters with women avatar are women on here?

Yeah, and Alexos is single right now...

Edit: had to change user names because Stacks is too good to keep the same avatar for nearly 5 years like other upstanding FTRers.
08-18-2009, 03:50 PM
bikes

Stax is def not single. Last I heard he was making a rendezvous with some slim trick named Jim.
08-18-2009, 04:23 PM
Sir Pawnalot

What about you Bbickes? You suck my cock for 1 dollar? Please!
08-18-2009, 04:26 PM
Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttwarrior1

i assume posters with women avatar are women on here?

I accidentally my avatar. Is that bad?
08-18-2009, 04:29 PM
bikes

inb4 irc claims I'm gay imo.
08-18-2009, 04:32 PM
flomo

your name is henry.
08-18-2009, 04:39 PM
bigred

this thread sucks
08-18-2009, 04:48 PM
d0zer

I turned down a $5 suckjob before.

Chick was all emaciated looking and desperate. Scratched herself a little more than I'd generally expect someone to. Obviously gunna spend the manies on meth.

But I had to think about it for a second or two...
08-18-2009, 04:51 PM
Sir Pawnalot

Is it so difficult to accept that I am very different from you?

Maybe I do offend you a lot, but that is never my intention.

Please contact mods and report me, because I have no clue what I am doing wrong. Maybe a ban is legit, I dont know.
08-18-2009, 05:44 PM
BennyLaRue

Re: Anyone cheaper?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Pawnalot

There are some cheap girls out there, but 1 dollar?

It's the economic downturn, ldo.
08-18-2009, 05:47 PM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by boost

SP, Im really not sure what to think of you.

He pawns a lot of stuff, apparently.
08-18-2009, 05:49 PM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

this thread sucks

And for less than a dollar...
08-18-2009, 05:51 PM
XTR1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Pawnalot

and suddenly her boyfriend appears...

in my world that guy is from a southern european country and wants to beat the shit out of me.
08-18-2009, 06:19 PM
mrhappy333

I don't think you can get it any cheaper.
Even when she offers it for free it Costs alot more than a dollar.
08-18-2009, 07:41 PM
wufwugy

I've turned down so much free and hot sex that if I gave details I'd be banned out of spite
08-18-2009, 07:44 PM
Sir Pawnalot

Quote:

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by boost

SP, Im really not sure what to think of you.

He pawns a lot of stuff, apparently.

YESSSSS! You are clever. First one to figure out. It is not Sir Pwnalot, but Sir Pawnalot.
08-18-2009, 08:24 PM
Halv

represent oslo yo!
08-18-2009, 08:41 PM
d0zer

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

I've turned down so much free and hot sex that if I gave details I'd be banned out of spite

As if that post is any better :roll:
08-19-2009, 01:19 AM
boost

ban wuf imo
08-19-2009, 03:06 AM
wufwugy

This one time this one super hot chick told me to raw animal sex bang her right there at work

I totally didn't. hahaha
08-19-2009, 03:44 AM
Galapogos

This one time this one super hot chick told me to give her 9 inches and make her bleed.

So I fucked her twice and then punched her in the nose.
08-19-2009, 05:16 AM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

Norway sounds like fun

Rands are South African.

I don't think I'll ever ever in history of evers do African whores. Not without having her monitored and in some sort of isolated environment 24/7 for at least 6 months. And only then I *might* think about it.
08-19-2009, 05:22 AM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTR1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Pawnalot

and suddenly her boyfriend appears...

in my world that guy is from a southern european country and wants to beat the shit out of me.

in my world that guy gets a Thom-Yum-Goong-style elbow and I continue where I left off with the chick without skipping a beat.
08-19-2009, 05:25 AM
Galapogos

I wish I was a giant :(
08-19-2009, 05:33 AM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttwarrior1

i assume posters with women avatar are women on here?

Yes! I'm Miss South Korea 2006, as you can see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

I wish I was a giant :(

You do not have to wish, you can act like one though anytime you want. All you have to do is be gentle and kick asses without warning.
08-19-2009, 05:40 AM
daven

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

represent oslo yo!

nice city dude. Go to evita's cafe(s, there are two) for hot cafe girls, last week anyway.
camping for free on long island pretty cool too - if you don't mind meth freaks and hippies ;)