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05-23-2009, 03:13 AM
ZwiFT

Huge brag

Pooped my first asian chick today.. Perfect size, perfect ass, perfect (medium tits) And so cute face.

Man she knew how to ride. And the best part was she didnt hessitate to suck my balls, she just put one right in her mouth and sucked on it.. goood soft wet fuicking suck.. My god i didnt even shave them ballz before i went to town today.. they were all hairy and shit but she put em in there...

Bad part was that we visited her uncle and he dealed some cocain and shit, just hope i didnt get involved in some shit.. he was like a mafia dude over here..

I cant post pic cuz i dont have any.. For the time beeing atleast!
05-23-2009, 03:50 AM
Kits

Welcome to the club :)
05-23-2009, 03:53 AM
Stacks

Please tell us you wore your FTP cowboy hat! PLEASE!
05-23-2009, 03:55 AM
Stacks

Saddle up baby... It's time to RIDE!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GOU_yUXGbN...tcowboyhat.jpg
05-23-2009, 09:36 AM
BennyLaRue

Re: Huge brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

Pooped my first asian chick today.

Pooped or popped? Could mean two different things.
05-23-2009, 09:51 AM
XTR1000

Re: Huge brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

Pooped my first asian chick today.

2FThats1cup?
05-23-2009, 10:19 AM
Ragnar4

a chick, a dude, and 1 fthat?
05-23-2009, 12:00 PM
Halv

You forgot the nsfw tag in thread title, but I forgive you. I think it's time to bring out the much hated checkboxes.

[x] Have unshaved balls
[x] Have never had them sucked on
[x] Have never nailed asian chick
[?] Medium tits are perfect
[x] Am jealous.
05-23-2009, 12:38 PM
Parasurama

Re: Huge brag

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

Pooped my first asian chick today.

Pooped or popped? Could mean two different things.

I can think of at least four
05-23-2009, 01:20 PM
mrhappy333

Prostitute?
05-23-2009, 01:34 PM
Reidak

UNSHAVED BALLS WHAT THE FUCK BRO?????
05-23-2009, 02:00 PM
Ragnar4

there is nothing quite as maginficient as a finely shorn scrotum
05-23-2009, 07:41 PM
UG

is it true they smell like soy sauce?
05-23-2009, 09:26 PM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

is it true they smell like soy sauce?

Nope, but i love that term :) I thought it was used by my friends only but now i find that some guy several countries from me uses the same term :)) love it
05-23-2009, 09:39 PM
lolzzz_321

korean?
05-25-2009, 09:14 PM
bikes

http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/r...nocommodus.gif
05-26-2009, 08:14 PM
JinxT4

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Originally Posted by Bbickes

http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/r...nocommodus.gif

I'd be mad too if I were in your shoes & ZwiFT had pooped my sister. :P
05-26-2009, 09:05 PM
lolzzz_321

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Originally Posted by JinxT4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bbickes

http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/r...nocommodus.gif

I'd be mad too if I were in your shoes & ZwiFT had pooped my sister. :P

http://i39.tinypic.com/sbpibq.jpg
05-26-2009, 09:14 PM
will641

this thread is useless without pics.
05-26-2009, 09:55 PM
Ash256

http://i39.tinypic.com/sbpibq.jpg

lol what's the sauce on this?
05-26-2009, 10:04 PM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by JinxT4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bbickes

http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/r...nocommodus.gif

I'd be mad too if I were in your shoes & ZwiFT had pooped my sister. :P

My dad don't like asians so i don't think so =)
05-26-2009, 10:05 PM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash256

http://i39.tinypic.com/sbpibq.jpg

lol what's the sauce on this?
05-26-2009, 10:16 PM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by will641

this thread is useless without pics.

Sadly i can't provide real pics. I deleted her number the 2nd i got out of her house. But i can give you a image.

I would say, total.. 7/10. Her ass: 9/10, Her mass: 10/10, Height: 10/10, Her tits 6/10 (This is because of the size.. They were totaly in sync, small nips and everything. B size), Her face: 7/10 (She had a cute and soft face. Kinda normal asian face without any irritated skin. Eyebrows were trimmed and nice.) Hair: 5/10 (She had some curly hair if i remember correctly, I like em straight down).

What more brings her to 7/10 or maybe 6.5/10?

Her tounge kiss was fucking terrible. Just sticking her fucking tounge in my mouth doing nothing with it, and far inside.

Her jerking off was fuucking terrible. She went to fast and way to hard.

Her blowjob and ballsucking was good. To bad she mixxed that with jerking

The Sex was good. I mean i just layed there

Beat: In the morning she showed me to her 4 year old son (which she didnt tell me about). WHEN we were still nekkid in the bed
05-26-2009, 11:11 PM
will641

Quote:

Originally Posted by will641

this thread is useless without pics.

hmm, this still holds true.
05-27-2009, 01:09 AM
d0zer

Re: Huge brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

Pooped my first asian chick today..

musta hurt worse than the worst constipation :(
05-27-2009, 03:32 AM
UG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash256

http://i39.tinypic.com/sbpibq.jpg

haha, my wife makes me watch this show, funny pic for sure

(basically, that's Jon and Kate. They have eight kids, two twins, then they had sextuplets. They have a big TV show because of it, pimping out their kids for money. Kate is a controlling psycho-bitch and Jon got pissed one day and went and had sex with somebody else. They still have a show, and of course they're milking the whole story for ratings.)
05-27-2009, 03:36 AM
wufwugy

why am i upset its a huge brag instead of a hudge brag
05-27-2009, 03:36 AM
UG

btw, Zwift, next thing you need to master (since you've already mastered Asian chicks) is your ways of describing chicks you sleep with. Wow, not good.

(mass = 10/10)
(ass = 9/10)

wtf? on who's scale?
05-27-2009, 07:24 AM
bode

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash256

http://i39.tinypic.com/sbpibq.jpg

haha, my wife makes me watch this show, funny pic for sure

(basically, that's Jon and Kate. They have eight kids, two twins, then they had sextuplets. They have a big TV show because of it, pimping out their kids for money. Kate is a controlling psycho-bitch and Jon got pissed one day and went and had sex with somebody else. They still have a show, and of course they're milking the whole story for ratings.)

that guy is going to kill people some day. mark my words.
05-27-2009, 08:44 AM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

btw, Zwift, next thing you need to master (since you've already mastered Asian chicks) is your ways of describing chicks you sleep with. Wow, not good.

(mass = 10/10)
(ass = 9/10)

wtf? on who's scale?

I thought everybody knew what a 9/10 ass looks like?

Mass thing was meant that she was thin =)
05-28-2009, 07:40 AM
WillburForce

all you really need is a mark out of 2.

"I'd give her one"