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Easter, and it's not even close.
I'm supposed to care about the son of an imaginary overlord coming back from the dead? Either that or a giant bunny that hides eggs? Right.
(note: Sweetest day is not a holiday. Anyone who mentions sweetest day is lucky that I am not rilla and cannot strike/ban you)
National coming out day.
Fathers all over the country get to spend all day wondering.
"Now where the fuck did I go wrong?"
All the chosen people know Yom Kippur is no walk in the park.
yea Yom Kippur as a kid pretty much sucked, a day of fasting plus being in services for like 6+ hours and listening to the most boring hour-long sermon of your life was not cool.
We're talking real American holiday's here. Not imaginary Jewish festivals.
what about ridiculously impossible made up happenings?
thanksgiving.
oh yeah, that's why I don't like it, see OPQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Thanksgiving is based on a true storyQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.
Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
wat? i was being sarcastic. it's without a doubt the best. xmas gets old with age. i'm not a big fan of smiling and pretending i like a bunch of crappy gifts from my relatives.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
On paper, easter sounds way more awesome than, say, christmas. Betrayal, torture, death, awakening vs virgin birth? Then again at xmas there are gifts.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
The best holiday is "sun day": on the first day the sun can be spotted from the principal's office, kids get the day off from school. (there's no sun from mid november to mid january)
you leveled meQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
I forgot to mention the football which easily makes it a top 5 holiday, I'm an idiot
lol will i about filled my pants with bricks when you said thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
easter is terrible
who the fuck reads the OP after the title?
also, thanksgiving=turkey, easter=ham
nuff said
Halloween obv.
OMFG ban plzQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
top 3:
4th July
Thanksgiving (yes I dissed it earlier, epic lack of judgment)
Halloween
I'm a fan of steak and a blowjob day
ygos?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
New Years.
top 5 gtfoQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
if you gais were in hare club for men you would paint your easter eggs and stfu.
the only good thing jesus ever did was give south park material
Easter sucks, hate X-mas now that im not 4 years old, Valentine's day sucks my ass, Labor day is also pretty pointless, and I hate the fact that it pretty much means the end of summer.
Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
I recognizeQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
vday and new years suck if you're not dating or don't have a date with anyone
i fail to see how nye sucks without a date.
thanksgiving is the best ever. then flag day obv. most stressful is easily christmas. i mean what the fuck do i buy my parents and my brother. and if i have a girlfriend at the time, holy shit
Why aren't you getting tanked on Halloween? Maybe you're doing it wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Two easiest days of the year to get laid randomly, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
St Pattys day, bra. Day before my birthday makes it epic.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
i was talking about thanksgivingQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
You're def doing that wrong, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Labor Day is cookout + drinking. It holds it's own (except for the end of summer thing).
X-mas I don't buy many presents so it's not so bad, IMO. I can see why someone would hate it.
V-day is super rad if you have gf who's not crazy. Just don't go out to eay. Use it as an excuse to get drunk on wine and fuck a lot.
christmas sucks for me, i never get nothing, too poor
Freetrollers DO know that posts in the commune don't count right?
The time I saw "Last Holiday" while flying on a Holiday
come on will...5/5Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
every holiday is a day to drink...
1. july 4th...drink to celebrate our independence
2. halloween....drink to celebrate sluts
3. thanksgiving....drink cuz we are thankful
4. st.patty's day....drink because we can
u forgot new years, but thats ok. Ill assume u were drunk :)
Damn, this freetroller actually mad me feel bad for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by ttwarrior1
You just got leveled. If he "never gets nothing" that means he allways gets something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
ha.
oh and new years is always time to drink....