The most awesomest email I've gotten from Stars

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03-12-2009, 03:44 AM
dranger7070

The most awesomest email I've gotten from Stars

This was observed while I was berating this guy who was talking crap during a 45 man SnG. (took 2nd btw shippity ship ship). Anyways.

Hello dranger7070 -

We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat priv-
ilege for 24 hours as a result of your chat on 2009/03/12.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not
allowed.

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what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using
spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor
is a violation of the Card Room Rules.

At the end of 24 hours, your chat will automatically
be reinstated. There is no need to write to support.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
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away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

PokerStars Chat Moderation Team

The following chat was observed
ur a douchesack
eat the poop stains out my underwear imo
PLEASE TRY HARDER TO STOP SUCKING SURETHING
AND U SUCK MY CACK AND BALLS
CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK
03-12-2009, 04:29 AM
Pig_Vomit

Sure you don't :wink:
03-12-2009, 08:26 AM
Halv

If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.
03-12-2009, 11:09 AM
flomo

need to get some emails of cashouts
03-12-2009, 11:55 AM
GatorJH

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.

This.

OP has failed us itt
03-12-2009, 12:13 PM
ZwiFT

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
03-12-2009, 12:18 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)

This is a common theme in many of my posts.
03-12-2009, 01:17 PM
JKDS

i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.
03-12-2009, 05:31 PM
dranger7070

Sorry guys :( Seemed pretty hilarious to me last night lul. I havent had any big cashouts, so naturally this would be the coolest one lol.

Ill wait til i make like a 5k withdrawal (that would be sexy to me ;)) then post one of these. Sound better?
03-12-2009, 06:23 PM
bikes

So you exploded in chat like a pre-pubescent 13 year old and you think it's funny?
03-12-2009, 06:59 PM
dranger7070

No, actually I wasnt even mad lol. It was more for a friend that was watching. He thought the "douchesack" part would be funny, and told me to keep going. I found it entertaining as did he. Also, sngs are kinda boring, so I figured I'd have a lil fun with it, apparently someone didn't find it too amusing. I'm not too worried about it lol.
03-12-2009, 07:41 PM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)

This is a common theme in many of my posts.

Same here =)
03-12-2009, 08:07 PM
wufwugy

zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone
03-12-2009, 11:09 PM
JinxT4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)

This is a common theme in many of my posts.

I dunno, I find most of your Commune posts pretty funny Gala.
03-12-2009, 11:40 PM
oskar

I think it's funny.
03-12-2009, 11:49 PM
drmcboy

good one with the friend excuse. Mike Matasow got drugs for a friend once. He went to jail.
03-13-2009, 12:03 AM
dranger7070

I didnt realize berating in the chat box was worth jail time? Wow, much bigger offense than i realized. lul
03-13-2009, 12:33 AM
BankItDrew

i lol'd @ the CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK
03-13-2009, 12:35 AM
kingnat

Quote:

Originally Posted by oskar

I think it's funny.

this is sooOOOoo win.
03-13-2009, 12:59 AM
bigspenda73

wtf Rilla letting posts like this happen
03-13-2009, 02:17 AM
bjsaust

I would be embarrassed by a letter like this.
03-13-2009, 04:07 AM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone

but i have my right hand
03-13-2009, 04:10 AM
wufwugy

your avatar is as bad as pornography that zooms in on the dude's face while he orgasms
03-13-2009, 05:47 AM
sweetlemon69

+ev imo
03-17-2009, 08:39 AM
triumphant cracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by JKDS

i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.

i was hoping for the spider too....

'rilla!!!!!!!!