mom and dad saw me doing iiiit

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03-07-2009, 09:13 PM
ZwiFT

mom and dad saw me doing iiiit

so today, i came home drunk... started undressing and loading up some porn... in th emiddle of evruyting... dad came in... he closed the door fast.. what shall i say in the morning.... lol drunjk but

WHAT THE FUCK shall i tell em
03-07-2009, 09:29 PM
thizzSantaCruz

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
03-07-2009, 09:46 PM
wufwugy

if they bring it up tell them that at least they now have some solid proof that youre normal, and not some weird asexual clown
03-07-2009, 10:02 PM
jyms

They are more afraid of you bringing it up. Don't say a thing and it will go away. Nothing will be more embarrassing to your parents than talking about it unless they have strong religious beliefs that make them think you need help.
03-07-2009, 10:10 PM
flomo

woman naked is OK
trouble if you had dudes on the screen

dad will now be doing it on your comp, so he can blame you
03-07-2009, 10:14 PM
Reidak

About a year ago I changed out my door hardware and got a knob with a lock on the inside. I'm a student and I live at home still.

My mom asked me why I did this and the exact words were as follows... me: "do you really need to ask?... mom: "do you think we are looking through your stuff or something?" .. me: "no, not that at all, what the fuck" "well then why do you need a lock on your door?"

"I don't want you to see me fucking bitches"
03-07-2009, 10:46 PM
d0zer

tell them you were just jerking off to jesus' love imo.
03-08-2009, 01:41 AM
BoondockSaint

Ha this reminds me of when I was in like 1st grade or at some super young age and was playing with my female neighbor under our guest rooms bed and we were both naked. My mom finds us, obviously has us get out from under the bed, takes her home, Im so young I dont really know why what we did was so bad, but my mom never mentions a word of it to me after the fact. I still wonder to this day if she told my neighbors mom about it or just walked her to the door and dropped her off. Pretty funny.
03-08-2009, 03:12 AM
ATOTHEC101

LOL, unlucky, better for your dad to walk in than your mum imo.
03-08-2009, 04:42 AM
ZwiFT

oh my god oh my god..

Worst part is that i had my fulltilt cowboyhat on while doing it!

wtttfi cant go upstairs now
03-08-2009, 04:56 AM
kmind

is this a joke dude?
03-08-2009, 05:01 AM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmind

is this a joke dude?

No
03-08-2009, 05:40 AM
boost

you had your ftp cow boy hat on? uh.. is this standard practice for you?
03-08-2009, 05:46 AM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by boost

you had your ftp cow boy hat on? uh.. is this standard practice for you?

No i was fucking smashed =D
03-08-2009, 05:48 AM
Stacks

Sounds like a blasty-blast!
03-08-2009, 05:49 AM
boost

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?
03-08-2009, 05:54 AM
Stacks

I thought it was pretty obvious. Fulltilt cowboy hat wearing ballers don't let minor inconveniences like parents walking in mess up their flow! Same goes for individuals who masturbate while wearing, or into, a pokerstars beanie!
03-08-2009, 06:21 AM
Pig_Vomit

nah mum i was "shaking up a chocolate milk" honest.
03-08-2009, 06:33 AM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by boost

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?

Nope, I went to bed. Finished it in the morning =D Was damn scared one of them came in again
03-08-2009, 08:04 AM
bigspenda73

dad shouldn't even tell mom imo
03-08-2009, 10:30 AM
badgers

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

oh my god oh my god..

Worst part is that i had my fulltilt cowboyhat on while doing it!

wtttfi cant go upstairs now

lol hilarious wtf
03-08-2009, 10:43 AM
XTR1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

Worst part is that i had my fulltilt cowboyhat on while doing it!

this is fucking hilarious
03-08-2009, 12:27 PM
sil693

ask your dad if he's seen your fulltilt cowboy hat recently.
03-08-2009, 12:52 PM
bigred

this thread is worthless without pics
03-08-2009, 01:27 PM
swiggidy

How ballas do it

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8550/fyeah2.jpg
03-08-2009, 02:31 PM
Ragnar4

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101

LOL, unlucky, better for your dad to walk in than your mum imo.

I dunno..

is your mum hot?
03-08-2009, 02:33 PM
Ragnar4

Quote:

Originally Posted by boost

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?

I believe the answer you may have been expecting is:

Jesus fucking christ dude. Don't you have any couth? There are just some things you don't talk about!
03-08-2009, 03:01 PM
Halv

excellent FFFFFFFYYYYYEEEAAAAAAH swiggs

now make a FFfffFFFUUUUUUuu one of how the op actually played it :P
03-08-2009, 03:56 PM
d0zer

Quote:

Originally Posted by boost

wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....

did you finish?

I lul'd fer realz!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

Was damn scared one of them came in again

After wat they saw?

y?

are they into you?
03-08-2009, 05:04 PM
givememyleg

5 spades!
03-08-2009, 07:13 PM
wufwugy

my dad once told me that beating your pud is not a sin
03-08-2009, 11:10 PM
BennyLaRue

ZwiFT is Andy Bloch?
03-08-2009, 11:36 PM
JKDS

Quote:

Originally Posted by bennylarue

ZwiFT is andy block?

?
vv

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1771/95615720.jpg
03-09-2009, 12:12 AM
dev

My dad actually walked in on me and my first girlfriend, he stared at her tits for a second before closing the door.
03-09-2009, 01:03 AM
flomo

Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

5 spades!

you got that motherfucing right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we need more spasdaes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffyyyyyeaaaaaaaaahhhh hhhhh!!!!!!!
03-09-2009, 03:03 AM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by dev

My dad actually walked in on me and my first girlfriend, he stared at her tits for a second before closing the door.

wow, your dad is a balla
03-09-2009, 11:26 AM
sinister1

Quote:

Originally Posted by dev

My dad actually walked in on me and my first girlfriend...

Same here. The experience actually taught my dad how to knock, something I did not think was possible.
03-09-2009, 01:44 PM
WildBobAA

ZwiFT, same thing happened to me like 3 years ago. My dad hasn't said a word about it ever.
03-09-2009, 01:59 PM
badgers

yeh but were you wearing a cowboy hat?
03-09-2009, 02:00 PM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBobAA

ZwiFT, same thing happened to me like 3 years ago. My dad hasn't said a word about it ever.

This is my experience aswell. He didn't say shit. I've had a similar experience when i was younger tho;

When i was out of toilet paper, i used to blow my load into socks.. And i was to lazy to do anything about them so i just put them in my Tray. At a point there was like 15-20 of them there, and when i came home one day from school. I looked in my tray, and they were all clean lol. . Mom had washed em up
03-09-2009, 02:07 PM
dranger7070

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBobAA

ZwiFT, same thing happened to me like 3 years ago. My dad hasn't said a word about it ever.

This is my experience aswell. He didn't say shit. I've had a similar experience when i was younger tho;

When i was out of toilet paper, i used to blow my load into socks.. And i was to lazy to do anything about them so i just put them in my Tray. At a point there was like 15-20 of them there, and when i came home one day from school. I looked in my tray, and they were all clean lol. . Mom had washed em up

I just stick them in the clothes hamper ;)

Also, this thread has made definitely made my day and week; more than likely month, and quite possibly year.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
03-09-2009, 02:09 PM
dranger7070

Brag: (beat?)

I've never been walked in on having sex or beatin it. This could be due to one of two things:

1.) I pick excellent times to do either.

2.) I finish too fast :(

Dear God, let it be #1. ;)
03-09-2009, 02:22 PM
a500lbgorilla

3) Virgin, jack it in shower.
03-09-2009, 02:24 PM
dranger7070

virgin no, shower yes
03-09-2009, 02:40 PM
flomo

you guys have internets in the shower?
03-09-2009, 02:44 PM
a500lbgorilla

lol just take your laptop in the shower, dumbass. What are you, 40?
03-09-2009, 06:05 PM
vennix

lmao nice and i wouldnt worry about them saying anything unless they are real religious. But be careful cuz u might catch ur dad next time hahaha
03-09-2009, 06:39 PM
giumary

wowwwwwww :shock: nice wufwugy
03-09-2009, 07:00 PM
bikes

Who the hell jacks it in the shower? Uncomfortable imo.
03-09-2009, 07:48 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by giumary

wowwwwwww :shock: nice wufwugy

lol, I couldn't figure out why this one randomly picked out wufwugy.
03-09-2009, 08:04 PM
bigspenda73

I don't like taking 45 minute showers
03-09-2009, 08:05 PM
dranger7070

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

I don't like taking 45 SECOND showers

FYP
03-09-2009, 09:20 PM
Halv

I used to jack it in the shower but for some reason I stopped. I can't remember the last time I did it. Much like sex :(.
03-09-2009, 09:34 PM
uscheese

dads never jerked off
03-10-2009, 11:38 AM
kettleofish

Really, I'm the only one who's mum caught them rather than their Dad? Although my Dad did once sit me and my brother down and ask which one of us had his favourite porn video, so i guess he already knew it was safer to knock.
03-10-2009, 05:51 PM
wufwugy

dads catching you doing it isnt a big deal at all. he knows full well that when he was 16 he did it 4 times a day, and that if he couldnt do it he would kill himself
03-11-2009, 03:00 PM
AlKo4g7iC

haha

cant help but laugh but i would agree not say anything good luck on the poker felt
03-12-2009, 01:12 AM
WasaWasa

was it gay porn?
10-09-2010, 01:46 PM
d0zer

Quote:

Originally Posted by WasaWasa

was it gay porn?

epic bump for epic thread is epic
10-09-2010, 04:46 PM
givememyleg

ahahaa
10-10-2010, 09:04 AM
ZwiFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by WasaWasa

was it gay porn?

Pretty sure im not into that yet :D

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