so today, i came home drunk... started undressing and loading up some porn... in th emiddle of evruyting... dad came in... he closed the door fast.. what shall i say in the morning.... lol drunjk but
WHAT THE FUCK shall i tell em
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so today, i came home drunk... started undressing and loading up some porn... in th emiddle of evruyting... dad came in... he closed the door fast.. what shall i say in the morning.... lol drunjk but
WHAT THE FUCK shall i tell em
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if they bring it up tell them that at least they now have some solid proof that youre normal, and not some weird asexual clown
They are more afraid of you bringing it up. Don't say a thing and it will go away. Nothing will be more embarrassing to your parents than talking about it unless they have strong religious beliefs that make them think you need help.
woman naked is OK
trouble if you had dudes on the screen
dad will now be doing it on your comp, so he can blame you
About a year ago I changed out my door hardware and got a knob with a lock on the inside. I'm a student and I live at home still.
My mom asked me why I did this and the exact words were as follows... me: "do you really need to ask?... mom: "do you think we are looking through your stuff or something?" .. me: "no, not that at all, what the fuck" "well then why do you need a lock on your door?"
"I don't want you to see me fucking bitches"
tell them you were just jerking off to jesus' love imo.
Ha this reminds me of when I was in like 1st grade or at some super young age and was playing with my female neighbor under our guest rooms bed and we were both naked. My mom finds us, obviously has us get out from under the bed, takes her home, Im so young I dont really know why what we did was so bad, but my mom never mentions a word of it to me after the fact. I still wonder to this day if she told my neighbors mom about it or just walked her to the door and dropped her off. Pretty funny.
LOL, unlucky, better for your dad to walk in than your mum imo.
oh my god oh my god..
Worst part is that i had my fulltilt cowboyhat on while doing it!
wtttfi cant go upstairs now
is this a joke dude?
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by kmind
you had your ftp cow boy hat on? uh.. is this standard practice for you?
No i was fucking smashed =DQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
Sounds like a blasty-blast!
wow, cant believe I/no one else thought o ask this yet....
did you finish?
I thought it was pretty obvious. Fulltilt cowboy hat wearing ballers don't let minor inconveniences like parents walking in mess up their flow! Same goes for individuals who masturbate while wearing, or into, a pokerstars beanie!
nah mum i was "shaking up a chocolate milk" honest.
Nope, I went to bed. Finished it in the morning =D Was damn scared one of them came in againQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
dad shouldn't even tell mom imo
lol hilarious wtfQuote:
Originally Posted by ZwiFT
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Originally Posted by ZwiFT
this is fucking hilarious
ask your dad if he's seen your fulltilt cowboy hat recently.
this thread is worthless without pics
How ballas do it
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8550/fyeah2.jpg
I dunno..Quote:
Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
is your mum hot?
I believe the answer you may have been expecting is:Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Jesus fucking christ dude. Don't you have any couth? There are just some things you don't talk about!
excellent FFFFFFFYYYYYEEEAAAAAAH swiggs
now make a FFfffFFFUUUUUUuu one of how the op actually played it :P
I lul'd fer realz!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
After wat they saw?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZwiFT
y?
are they into you?
5 spades!
my dad once told me that beating your pud is not a sin
ZwiFT is Andy Bloch?
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Originally Posted by bennylarue
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http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1771/95615720.jpg
My dad actually walked in on me and my first girlfriend, he stared at her tits for a second before closing the door.
you got that motherfucing right!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
we need more spasdaes
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wow, your dad is a ballaQuote:
Originally Posted by dev
Same here. The experience actually taught my dad how to knock, something I did not think was possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by dev
ZwiFT, same thing happened to me like 3 years ago. My dad hasn't said a word about it ever.
yeh but were you wearing a cowboy hat?
This is my experience aswell. He didn't say shit. I've had a similar experience when i was younger tho;Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
When i was out of toilet paper, i used to blow my load into socks.. And i was to lazy to do anything about them so i just put them in my Tray. At a point there was like 15-20 of them there, and when i came home one day from school. I looked in my tray, and they were all clean lol. . Mom had washed em up
I just stick them in the clothes hamper ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ZwiFT
Also, this thread has made definitely made my day and week; more than likely month, and quite possibly year.
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Brag: (beat?)
I've never been walked in on having sex or beatin it. This could be due to one of two things:
1.) I pick excellent times to do either.
2.) I finish too fast :(
Dear God, let it be #1. ;)
3) Virgin, jack it in shower.
virgin no, shower yes
you guys have internets in the shower?
lol just take your laptop in the shower, dumbass. What are you, 40?
lmao nice and i wouldnt worry about them saying anything unless they are real religious. But be careful cuz u might catch ur dad next time hahaha
wowwwwwww :shock: nice wufwugy
Who the hell jacks it in the shower? Uncomfortable imo.
lol, I couldn't figure out why this one randomly picked out wufwugy.Quote:
Originally Posted by giumary
I don't like taking 45 minute showers
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I used to jack it in the shower but for some reason I stopped. I can't remember the last time I did it. Much like sex :(.
dads never jerked off
Really, I'm the only one who's mum caught them rather than their Dad? Although my Dad did once sit me and my brother down and ask which one of us had his favourite porn video, so i guess he already knew it was safer to knock.
dads catching you doing it isnt a big deal at all. he knows full well that when he was 16 he did it 4 times a day, and that if he couldnt do it he would kill himself
cant help but laugh but i would agree not say anything good luck on the poker felt
was it gay porn?
ahahaa