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Brag: Got a tenure track position!
Beat: It is the job in No-Dak...
Variance: Got a 5% bump in my yearly salary via a 5 minute phone during contract negotiations
Brag: Direct flights to Vegas
Beat: I have to call it No-Dak to make it sound less sucky than it really is and then sound like a tool cuz everybody knows why i'm saying No-Dak
Variance: I'll never not hear about Fargo - ya know - the movie! :cut:
congrats on the job!
call it far western Minn
Brag: You have a job
Congrats yo
Lots of wholesome girls on ND. You'll be fine.
Wasn't Fargo a movie?
By wholesome he means mormon btwQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I was out in Salt Lake for a week. The plus to Mormons is you know there's a lot of sex in marriage. The minus is there's a lot of kids for that sex. I bet Fargo has promiscuous goats though...and cliffs...
oh.. don't get it twizted Bigred. Mormons LOVE to practice.
biggest sluts I've ever met, every one of them LDS.
I think there's always a few crazy ones in an oppressive culture but its more the exception than the rule. Who knows though, that MTV is corrupting our youth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Like, duh, sexually?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
you've obviously never been to fargo if you think there is any sudden change or even gradual change in elevation at any point within 30 miles.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Well, who the hell goes to Fargo? Oh...
Congrats on the job man. I still think it's funny that you're moving from cold to colder and from mountains to flat... GL anyways.
great work on the job kingnat