Epic Xmas present that deserves a thread of own

So as you all know, I live in Manhattan and will sometimes go to Central Park. I've been there a few times with the family. One time while there with my mom, we were walking by the boat pond where they have remote control sail boats that kids can rent and drive around. I've always joked that I want to buy a pirate ship and crash into, rob, and destroy all the sail boats and watch the little kids cry.

MY MOM GOT ME A REMOTE CONTROL PIRATE SHIP AS A PRESENT

I'm laughing so hard. It was a joke present but its great. If you see a pirate ship in central park this summer ramming into sailboats, it's bigred. Come say hi.

HARRRR!

Raping and pillaging FTW ! ! ! !

You have a really cool mom!

And we def need video of the plundering.

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Originally Posted by Xianti

And we def need video of the plundering.

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This

pics please

so i know what boat to look for

if no vid of ruining children's lives then epic fail

Going to have to wait until Spring when the pond isn't frozen but I can't wait.

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

if no vid of ruining children's lives then epic fail

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

if no vid of ruining children's lives then epic fail

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hah this is awesome.

epic. pics out of water would suffice for now.

This is way past awesome. This will give me random laughing fits for the next week.

Give you mom a big hug from the rest of us. I'll look for you when I'm up in Manhattan next time. Trying to get the wife up there for a getaway.

I will most likely be in NYC this summer to visit my sister I will visit Central Park every day to check for you <3

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Originally Posted by ProZachNation

I will most likely be in NYC this summer to visit my sister I will visit Central Park every day to check for you <3

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Pics of your sister or ban.

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Originally Posted by wesrman

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Originally Posted by ProZachNation

I will most likely be in NYC this summer to visit my sister I will visit Central Park every day to check for you <3

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Pics of your sister or ban.

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Just to take me make me a female and subtract about a foot or so in height.

With or without the beard?

This might just be worth a trip to NYC - can you post ramming/raping/pillaging schedule for Summer '09?

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Originally Posted by flomo

pics please

so i know what boat to look for

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the only pirate ship out there .....


thats so cool...

thread pics this worthless is without

yes fill up your bathtub matey, pics of your boat plz


extra points for red food coloring to simulate all the blood that will be lost

post pics of the boat, not you in the tub!

It is ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I so want to see this.

too good to be true



forming my own team of seals, except we are fat ,slow and like to eat

we are called slaws

pics please. Even if its not crashing into and pillaging the boats of poor little kids at central park... just at least post a pic of the boat..

THERE IS NO BOAT IS THERE YOU MADE THIS POST TO TRY AN BE COOL DIDN'T YOU