Commune coaching, inquire within

Well Xman finally gave us the go-ahead to post stickies offering our coaching services.

I represent 1% of all the posts on FTR with a 5 post/day average. These stats are grossly omitting my incredible commune post-rate.

I can offer deep hands-on easy-to-learn theory in:

Saying nothing and getting laughs.
Playing gay with bigred.
Ninja editing other's posts (for mods only).
Saying "no" to brandi jokes.
Being the perfect human being and an adequate gorilla.
I will also pretend to know stuff about anything you want me to be an expert on!

My pm box is open. If lines are busy, pm again.

ok... this wasn't what I meant, but I'll let you have your fun.

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Originally Posted by Xianti

ok... this wasn't what I meant, but I'll let you have your fun.

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I'd consider giving you free lessons if you weren't such an obvious lost cause...

i dont think i need any coaching atm but i have a friend who might need halp. what kind of xmas offers are you running?

pricing is very confidential. I want to make sure I can trap you into paying before you know how much you're actually shipping me. This is a business after all.

O RLY?

Is this like a long-term deal or does it matter? Package deals?

i dont understand you're need to talk prices. I'm basically going to change your life. Reshape you in my image and give you the tools necessary to succeed at anything, or so you'll believe.

I'll pay in spiders.

SOTY

LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH

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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this?

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LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH

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student #1 has identified himself

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LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH

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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this?

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Include what isn't normally there delete what is added?

I am pretty sure rilla promised me commune admin in the even of his death, someone find that thread please.

me engrish not goot can you caoch foriegnars. i needz pazzwerd pleze.

what has happened with this sticky?

password is boobies

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LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH

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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this?

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Include what isn't normally there delete what is added?

I am pretty sure rilla promised me commune admin in the even of his death, someone find that thread please.

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Assistant to the community moderator.

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LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH

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If I include all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense, if I omit all that is in parenthesis it makes no sense. Why have you done this?

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I laughed hard at the question. Boost is awesome.

How would the haters rephrase the quote? As a standard FYP without using parath.. paranteh... "()"'s at all?

HALVFISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

me me me me ..im steak.

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How would the haters rephrase the quote? As a standard FYP without using parath.. paranteh... "()"'s at all?

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I believe that you are hating on our awesomeness by referring to it as hatred. Therefore it would only be proper to leave the answering of the question to you, since you posed the question in a manner that indirectly asked it of yourself.

no u

I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.

How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?

PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.

awesome

Is this where I post pictures of half naked women?

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I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.

How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?

PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.

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have you ever heard of weeaboo?

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I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.

How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?

PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.

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have you ever heard of weeaboo?

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no.........should I? I'd better not google it at work........

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I've wondered for ages about the "playing gay with big red", but I didn't want to ask for fearing of coming across as, well, erm, gay.

How much do you charge for teaching this, does it come with any free gay time?

PM me if this is best kept private. Thanks.

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have you ever heard of weeaboo?

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Is this kinda like peek-a-boo, but instead you hide each others wee-wees?

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LAME HUMOR THAT (ATTEMPTS TO) MAKE(S) FISH LAUGH

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student #1 has identified himself

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hahaha this needs more love

I fail at commune thread starting.

That is all...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weeaboo

I need help finding my true internet personality.

I am torn between being a ethug who is really sarcastic and thinks he is better than everyone (I bench like 5fitty you fags), and a sincere, quasi homo lovable goof (I love oyu silly folks). What do you silly folk fags think?

i'm hapopy any time stacksXX and wilburforce post consecutively
i get to jerk to both avs without touching my mouse

BID's av would be good too

consider your avs slimed

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I need help finding my true internet personality.

I am torn between being a ethug who is really sarcastic and thinks he is better than everyone (I bench like 5fitty you fags), and a sincere, quasi homo lovable goof (I love oyu silly folks). What do you silly folk fags think?

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ethug, ez game

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weeaboo

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people can be really funny!

:dance:

all of 2008 and dec '07 was a good recruitment period for the commune
hopefully this trend will continue

someone make this thread nsfw to keep it stickied.

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/q...EatsPoop-1.gif

hahahahaha awesome

haha it starts off like "ewww" and then he eats it and my stomach turns..

haha...i can just see you guys squirming in yer seats.....hehehehe