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bwahahahaha
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If I do run, she still has all my semen. Do I ask for it back?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dude for real I would jack that shit and dispose of it and then get the fuck out because that bitch is crazy.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I would marry her because obviously she cares a lot about me.
Fucked up. I'd run a fucking mile.
haha oh man thats pretty messed and pretty funny.
breakup worthy?...
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/21/gross.jpg
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^^^^wtf.
^ lol triptanes FTW :D :h:
Crazy bitches are so hot.
2 things.
#1 crazy in the head, great in bed.
#2 her parents are rich back in japan.
case closed
well since women = crazy it's not like this is abnormal. now if rilla was doing this to bigred then that would be rather abnormal amirite
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Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
yea it's an ethnic asian chick. it's standard
*Maybe she likes her ice-cubes flavoured. *
I could probably set the 100m world record if this happened to me. Although then I'd be tired and only 100m from her house...
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Originally Posted by meeloche