My girlfriend playing Slevin heads-up and only lost because she lost a 70/30 and a coinflip. She's never played anything but play money before.
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My girlfriend playing Slevin heads-up and only lost because she lost a 70/30 and a coinflip. She's never played anything but play money before.
this was great. glad i saw it.
go michelle.
OMG I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT OMGOMGOMG
<Chelle> stax
<Chelle> just find some blondy at a bar
<Chelle> and be like hay
<Chelle> i like your shoes
<tom> nah this is the line
<tom> "he boo, wanna talk to a winner?"
<Stax> I like your shoes, wanna fuck
<Chelle> Or just be like, " Lol, bend over"
<Chelle> And she'll either slap you or giggle
<@spoonitnow> Can you tell how we met?
<@spoonitnow> * dwarfman was kicked by euphoricism (how the fuck did you get in here)
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> That's will
<@spoonitnow> <@euphoricism> will641?
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> Uh, yeah
euph failed so hard! lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
yeah was good fun, my Ace shove that got called held up luckily and then I won a coin flip at the end, here the TT for anyone that's interested =) http://www.flopturnriver.com/Online-...ment-4503.html
Spoon kindly said he'll pay my buy in to play his GF so I did very nicely out of it, was going to deposit tomorrow - but I've since been grinding and managed to increase it a little... it'd be a nice touch if I never had to deposit again, since joining the chat room - time'll tell :-)
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
I am in there but nothing exciting never happens. I suck I guess.
[x] bought soap from spoonitnow's gf
I'm kinda interested, but that didn't work at ALL...Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckySlevin
Very glad that you actually went onto IRC slevin, you might be able to take the "Lucky" out of your name in time...
I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
This frightens me.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Her father and Jesus have been alerted to her gambling
though, playing slevin is hardly gambling!
<Chelle> what are you doing
<spoonitnow> Missing 300 flops in a row
<Chelle> 300?
<spoonitnow> Sarcasm dear
<Chelle> oh
<spoonitnow> I'm like toilet paper that misses your ass
<spoonitnow> I can't hit shit
Quoting yourself is almost as cool as Rick Astley
WELCOME TO FTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Hay, I like your shoes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Doesn't work on redheads, only blondes.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?
I don't think you understood. He could probably quote the catalogue and page they're from.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
noneQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
do you have a younger sister?
oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Not for longQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
ZING
lukjie and gabe
what is the over/under on sleveins age?
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
20Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
level right?Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
no! you are the second person to ax me that.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
No, and no clones either.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Think he's 27 or 28 iircQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
25Quote:
Originally Posted by Muzzard
I'm confused. Is Michelle bald?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Not at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by EasyT
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
<Chelle> and said fyp
<dwarfman> Did he really
<Chelle> yeah
<Chelle> HE REALLY DID,
<dwarfman> So who are you?
<Chelle> spoons gf
<Chelle> who are you
<yAAwn> lol
<yAAwn> failepic
<dwarfman> Oh, you're the ginger bitch who's probably going to die soon
<Chelle> uh
<yAAwn> lol
<Chelle> yeah, im her
<Chelle> your problem, sir?
<yAAwn> sup dman
<yAAwn> been grinding lately?
<dwarfman> So do they have Internet access in your hospital room
http://www.spoonitnow.com/dwarfman2.html for those who don't know the story behind this oneQuote:
Originally Posted by daven
<@spoonitnow> OH YEAH
<@spoonitnow> IOPQ IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE
Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?
It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcatdog
Oh what the hell ever. I knew it was you.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
awww this is so cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
It's fun that love can be broken down into 1s and 0s then relayed over this internet that has brought me so much porn.
there's a difference?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
<robb> hey good idea - just tried that overbet shove thingy
Bbickes i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
Bbickes or am i e-crushing a dude
iopq hmm
ihategnomes sig'ed
iopq it's a dude
iopq enjoy your gay
animal_chin its a 15 year old boy
Bbickes god i hate u
<- spoonitnow was kicked from flopturnriver by euphoricism (Reason: wtf beastiality?)
FTR couples...
vqc + vqc's girl
gabe + lukie
courtiebee + dthorne
spoonitnow + chelle
who else?
xianti + triptanes
don't be gay, jon
rilla + rillas right hand!
ohhh really? :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
Typical rightist-wingist fear-Mongoling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
paging rilla to make another 'no brandi jokes' type thread again except with this^^^.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
maybe it'll be a 'no will641 posts' thread instead!
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...fu1-18711.html this is my hoQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
bah! Of course. How can I forget Kristen??? Sorry, sorry.. please forgive me.
(11:10:32 PM) ***reDZill4 hates vagina and loves tha cock
(11:10:47 PM) ***reDZill4 loves iopq
(9:03:51 PM) Stacks: so this one time
(9:03:55 PM) Stacks: i was having sex with a guy
(9:04:03 PM) Stacks: then he skeeted in my ass.
(9:04:07 PM) Stacks: cuz im a redneck
me and my right hand broke up :/
Whew, good thing you were already seeing your left hand on the side.
but I miss my right hand so much :(
How could I be so stupid!!
Clever. I post a true revealing log of your conversation, and you fake a log to make me look bad. Nice red, but no one will fall for your level this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by reDZill4
if it helps, they both look fake
<Stax> amazing time to lag
<Stax> I have aces in a 4b pot and we are on the flop
<Stax> great
<Stax> and he hit his 2 outer on the turn
<spoonitnow> UH OH
<spoonitnow> DID I JUST HEAR
<spoonitnow> ...
<spoonitnow> A BAD BEAT?!?!?!?!?!
* X sets mode: +o spoonitnow
<@spoonitnow> OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
* Stax was kicked by spoonitnow (YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY)
Great work, I hate it when people just come in to IRC to bitch and moan
<oskar669> But population count is more of an art than a science