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Every morning its the same damn thing. I go and grab the cat's dish to feed her, and the fuckin thing wraps around my feet almost tripping me 11 times while I'm getting it ready. Of course the whole time she's 'meao'ing like I've forgotten that she's there and I need to feed her. It's annoying as shit. So tell me FTR, what should I do?
is your cat a big fat one or a tiny skinny one?
The cat is showing affection you insensitive clod!
She wants you to stick it in her pooper LDO.
For inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfb9XgYlk4
Tiny and skinny. Eats all the time, but plays outside most of the day (and sometimes night)Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
THIS IS SPARTA
get up 2 mins earlier a day and spend some time to pet your pet.
imo.
she's probably in heat, get her spayed.
The cat get's plenty of loving attention. Just was annoying the last couple mornings.Quote:
Originally Posted by badgers
Damn, I've been meaning to do this, I keep forgetting. I'm gonna end up with a bunch of cute kittens if I don't do this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Renton
Good god man.. don't you ever watch The Price is Right????????Quote:
Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
That's what I said!Quote:
Originally Posted by badgers
get an auto feeder
The answer is obviously to escalate. She irritates you in the morning? It's time to set up kitty traps and irritate her the rest of the day.
duuuuudeQuote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
get it spayed and/or neutered
try cat flippin, you put a foot under its belly and see how far you can flick it without hitting a wall.
humane and solves the problem.
the longer i live with my room mate and his cat the more i despise cats.
I've always gotten urges to drop-kick small babies.
cats are stupid, that is all
my cat does the same thing but he's awesome so I have learned to live with it. nothing to worry about really, your cat is just excited to be fed.
we've at least taught our cat not to fuck with us until one of us actually gets out of bed. he's to the point now that he'll wait on the edge of the bed until one of us throws back the covers to get up, at which point he superman dives off to the floor and sprints to his dish. he meows his ass off until the food hits his dish, but I just look at it like he's saying, "FUCK YEAH, BREAKFAST!" I mean, isn't that what everybody says/thinks right before they eat breakfast? ha
kick it.
cats are awesome, don't hurt the cat
Here, go crazy:
http://www.zooass.com/games/kickthekitty/main.shtml
less to do with kicking, more to do with fun
http://www.burststudio.com/kitten.html
Buy a dog.
Think your pussycat goes onto a cat forum and whines about his pussyowner?
jk no offense but i hate cats
Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
985 ft
Wow... the kitten cannon, I had forgotten about this game... I had to get over 1000 before stopping this time... I think my record was something insane like over 3000 before... Just pure luck shooting full power at 10 degrees and hitting a bunch of explosives...Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
1021 feet
1139 :PQuote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
1701 bitches, (hit like 8 of those balloon bombs lol
holy shit you do have some redeaming value. I now take back almost everything I said about you. Almost everything though, not everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
All pussies need to be smashed at least once in my humble opinion!
I got like 2400 play 6 games at the same time weeeeee
lol 6-tabling... omg rofl...Quote:
Originally Posted by badgers
UPDATE: The threat of kicking the kitty worked just as well. She stopped hanging around my feet in the morning, and just waits by her spot for her food, and her meaoing seems much more "excited" now. (thanks UG) And LOL at 2 people "strangling softly"
Three or more times a night my cat meows constantly and wakes me up, and I beat the shit outta it. You should do that same.