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so, I just got home not too long ago from dance club etc
met some chicks from WISCONSIN full on. I literally massively convinced them I was into crack and everyone in San Francisco had tried it.
Tomorrow I go to Jewish Singles night. Thank god I moved to the city (san francisco), who else is here? requirements are that you can rage and pick up chicks, OR be totally randomly entertaining, even if awkward.
I am half good at both, which costs $160
are you trying to pick up dudes on FTR?
Ummm, why not convince them you're like a race car driver or something that gets you laid?Quote:
Originally Posted by mixchange
looooollQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
and does a jewish singles night have a bunch of practicing jews or just a bunch of people who have jewish parents?
what an absolutely weird thread
I dont see what you did there.
Hmmm....
Dance clubs
chicks from wisconsin
doing crack
jewish singles
being mildly entertaining
... give me "Things that cost $160" apparently....
This is very clearly an awesome thread upon revision.
I live in downtown Madison, Wisconsin. I'm probably getting drunk off wine on my porch tonight.
is that how they do it up north?Quote:
Originally Posted by animal_chin
Nah usually it's keggers. University of Wisconsin is the #6 college in beer, and #9 in hard liquor according to the 2008 Princeton Review, so we do throw down up here.Quote:
Originally Posted by frosst
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Originally Posted by animal_chin
uh, nice. Because in Blacksburg we don't talk about our drinking resume, we just enjoy ourselves.
here in NYC we watch "license to drive" with a 15 year old heather grham and gety drunk
her in clausthal we fix oru bikes in our appartements whiel we gets drunk and spill dot4 brek fluid all over the floor
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
haha nice
obv i came home drunk and posted that
now i'm back from J.e.W single night and it at first was not so good, lotsa desperate girls trying to find some guy to marry... the bouncer was skeptical on my ID, which my last name is super british and non jewishish. hhaha
great time, met a cute jewish girl eventually who could barely dance but was so clueless she dropped about one hair flip per 16 1/4 beats which is quite exceptional.
um. they're clueless out of towners. you can say anything and it doesn't matterQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
just assert the dominant energy of pack leader and they will follow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
I didn't know either till I got there, clearly majority jewish... at a decent club in Sf, The Cell. Bartenders are all volunteer jews. I think many were practicing, but a lot dragged there by their more hardcore jewish friend cause I am not Jewish and can't really pass for it but girls did not care.
Yeah, the dominate crack-heads be gettin' all the bitches.