Have you ever pissed in a bottle while playing poker?

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08-13-2008, 10:49 PM
d0zer

Have you ever pissed in a bottle while playing poker?

This seriously needed a poll...
08-13-2008, 10:52 PM
givememyleg

yes quite a few times
08-13-2008, 10:55 PM
a500lbgorilla

i just piss in bottles
08-13-2008, 11:06 PM
Ragnar4

No, that's fuckin' ridiculous. You just piss your pants and move on.
08-13-2008, 11:12 PM
BankItDrew

I prefer to go to the mens room tyvm
08-13-2008, 11:23 PM
ProZachNation

Quote:

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

I prefer to go to the mens room tyvm

Leaking oil?
08-14-2008, 01:03 AM
UG

in high school I once pissed in a miller lite bottle at a party and put it back in the fridge

not sure if anyone drank it, but at the time it was hilarious for some reason
08-14-2008, 06:00 PM
nice_aiau

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

in high school I once pissed in a miller lite bottle at a party and put it back in the fridge

not sure if anyone drank it, but at the time it was hilarious for some reason

haha :lol:
08-15-2008, 02:46 AM
thizzSantaCruz

lol speaking of people drinking piss back at our high school graduation 2 guys unknowingly beer bonged piss, it was pretty disgusting. I have also 2 girls take 2 shots of piss thinking it was vodka.
08-15-2008, 07:51 AM
SaulPaul

fuck me thats sick
08-15-2008, 11:02 AM
jyms

i have pissed in a bottle, but I voted no becasue the bottle was in my truck and I was in dead stopped, long weekend traffic. Playing cash games affords me the ability to plan ahead and sit out when needed.
08-15-2008, 11:14 AM
BennyLaRue

I can see a wide mouth Gatorade bottle, but a beer bottle?

Pencildicks, imo.
08-15-2008, 11:16 AM
d0zer

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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz

lol speaking of people drinking piss back at our high school graduation 2 guys unknowingly beer bonged piss, it was pretty disgusting. I have also 2 girls take 2 shots of piss thinking it was vodka.

Hah. Those 'two story' beer bongs are the worst. At this one cottage party I watched people throw all sorts of crap in this 15' long one -- the 'consumers' obviously couldn't see was was going in. No piss, but plenty of spit, whiskey, nasty shooters to go along with the various beer.
08-15-2008, 11:31 AM
Warpe

Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.
08-15-2008, 11:42 AM
bigred

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Originally Posted by Warpe

Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.

I don't believe you, evidence?
08-15-2008, 12:00 PM
Warpe

would I shit you?
08-15-2008, 12:05 PM
bigred

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Originally Posted by Warpe

would I shit you?

Are we talking with or without a cup here?
08-15-2008, 12:09 PM
Stripclubjunkie

Two girls one cup ...lol...google it
08-15-2008, 12:09 PM
d0zer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.

I think I've seen that one.

In addition to your toilet being busted, were you also out of food :?:
08-15-2008, 12:11 PM
bigred

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Originally Posted by Stripclubjunkie

Two girls one cup ...lol...google it

Best or worst post of thread imo